How many of you were conceived when your mother was pushing 40?

>>35737108
No, the opposite. My mum and dad were only 19 so they didnt know how to raise a child properly

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41 dad/40 mom
did I ever have a chance?

>>35737320
>41 dad

It's only dangerous over 55, that was the cutoff the Greeks had I believe.

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>>35737108
My mom had me when she was 19 so no autismo here, doc.

>>35737108
Completely bizarre that it's not illegal to have kids that age, the risk of all kinds of genetical fuckups increases many many times. Absolute max age should be 35, you could even argue for 30.

She was 34. My father was 40 though.

Dad was 29 and my mom was 20 when she had. My sister on the other hand was born when my mom was 35 and my dad was 44. She looks very well developed. Literally looks like a Stacy and she's a social butterfly at school. Fuck me.

Both my parents were below 30

fuck you got me there 2bh

>>35737347
I know, you'd be committing social suicide to say it though, society heaps praise on has-been celebrities that bear children in their 40s and even 50s now, thanks to expensive science.

It fools 30 something roasties into thinking they've still got a lot of mileage yet

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mom was 40, and I can't picture her not drinking for 9 days let alone 9 months. I still have an IQ but have been institutionalized for schizophrenia.

I have an uncle who is the same age as me. There's a 23 year age difference between him and my mom. My grandpa was 50 when he was born, idk how old his girlfriend/soon-to-be wife was, but she was around the same age.

>>35737484
why is this my type

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>>35737344
>tfw got the autismo gene with stacey mom

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>>35737108
Yup, and she had diagnosed bipolar and borderline personality disorder which is frequently hereditary, that is if the environmental factor doesn't get ya. I never stood a chance.

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Nope, 20.

I had a happy life with extraordinary parents, nothing bad at all. I'm just here to laugh at you kissless faggots bitching about society due to your rampant autism.

Who else /ripe/?

30 for me

>>35737534
>stacey mom
Pics of stacey mom?

My GF's mother was 42 when she had my her. It's a different dynamic between them.

>>35737849
Fuck off mrpoopoohead.

>>35737944
Dad was early 40s and mom was late 30s. Why couldn't my dad be like every other man and fuck younger pussy instead of my old ass mom?

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Who here failed offspring?
Dad
>Highschool Football star
>was in the 90% of the year book
>had about 17 different girl's phone number in his year book
>was voted most likely to succeed and Handsome
>went to college and got his BA in 1 years
>during high school he was taking college classes
>went into the Marines, became an officer was awarded the Navy Cross because he saved about 10 of his men
>while in the Marines he got his Master's
>23 with experience and Masters, could literally do anything.
>worked for the State Department and got his PH.d by 25.

Mom
>was voted cutest in high school year book
>graduated high school at 16
>Got here masters in Aerospace engineering by the age of 20
>she worked for the Air Force as a civilian
>she went my dad at a Military Parade
>Dad was her first boyfriend
>first date was watching Neon Genesis and making cookies
>they use to play video games and got married
>both parents are athletic and fit
>dad is 6'3, mom is 6'1

Me
>6'0
>graduated high school at the age 19
>parents are super nice and worry why I have no friends.
>barely started college at 23
>never had a job
>parents tell me that life will start and not to worry about it.

I feel so embarrassed to be there kid...I can hear them at night talking about ways on how they can help me improve...I can tell they are confused on how I turned out like this.

Both parents were over 35. My dad is basically a robot, he just reads conspiracy blogs all day. My mom used to be a stacy at some point but settled eventually. She sits and watches tv all day and is resentful about not having more friends, but still never bothers to go out and make any. Naturally I ended up even more socially autismal than both. I don't really have trouble talking to people, but I can't really form attachments with them. I'm pursuing a PhD in physics so at least I didn't get an IQ penalty.

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>>35738083
same

My dad did Desert Storm and Iraqi Freedom and 30 years in the military and I haven' done shit