What's up with TINDER? Why aren't you using it ? Don't

Do you have friends? A job? Are you happy beyond hooking up with strangers? You post here so often

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I'm about 50lbs away from looking like this, I don't think tinder is the way for me to get laid, I'll stick to saving up for an escort

>not mentioning taking her to sushi and slapping her butt

deviating from the standard formula, eh, tinderanon?

i went out with a tinder girl last week. i told her i wasn't interested and that her fuckhuge nose was distracting me from our conversation.

>>35736419
Same exact body type but I've been trying to lose weight.

I've accepted the fact I'm not getting laid until I get skinny

>>35736376
His name is Joshua
He lives in his car
His family hates him
He has no friends
He is poor
He ALWAYS pays for the girl's meal even though he is so poor he can't even afford a real mobile home
He tries desperately tries to fill the void in his heart with pussy
>he's Josh

>>35736600
Has he posted this info before or where did you get it?

I guess this proves pussy won't make you happy unless the rest of your life is in order as well

>>35736675
Yeah, he's posted this info over a series of threads

>>35736264
kys, mentally impaired shill

>>35736489
You can try this my guy, it's a early rough draft of how I plan to layout, but it's got some basic no brainier facts on what to do

https://my.mixtape.moe/xihgdl.pdf

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>>35736264
What's global Rule #11?

>>35736264
I don't think my wife would appreciate me using tinder to fuck random women. She doesn't share well

>26 high school teacher
>medium city
>get tinder
>bunch of female students on tinder even from my class
>had to delete profile after few days

Now what do I do? Look like I have to man up and go to bars or something. Do women still look for hookups in bars?

You always post this you faggot, and I thought the lot of US were autistic

Get the fuck off this board

>>35736264
I'm too ugly for tinder, OkCupid is more my steeze.

>>35736457
If that is true, that's autistic as fuck.

>>35736457
Holy shit that's chad AF.

This is definitely dumb

>>35736264
dude shut the fuck up or kill yourself