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Good news /r9k/! R&D just opened up a new offer to the public,

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Good news /r9k/!

R&D just opened up a new offer to the public, and YOU get to be the first intake!

They've figured out how to trade IQ points for attractiveness, dick size, or height.
The exchange rate is as follows:
>10 IQ for 1 point up the -/10 scale
>5 IQ for .5" dick size (girth, length, or a distribution of your choosing)
>10 IQ for 1" height

What say you, /r9k/? Will you take them up on the offer?
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What if I give stuff can I gain iq?
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>>35730714
Nothing, you are stuck as a brainlet forever.
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>>35730690
I have a ton of IQ but I wouldn't fucking sacrifice that for anything. I'll stay perfectly average in looks, thank you. Even if I'm a depressed wreck I couldn't imagine the pain of knowing I've become nothing more than a sexy idiot.
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>>35730690
Meh, at those rates i'd rather stay a manlet. I'll trade 1" dick length for another 10IQ tho.
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>>35730690
I'd give 10 IQ to go down 1" height desu
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>trade all my IQ for height points
>become hedonistic god emperor who crushes all who opposes me
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I've only got 102, I'm tall enough and have a big enough dick, and I'd have to sacrifice 20-30 IQ points just to look average. if they were offering more CON or STR though, I'd spend some IQ points on that
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>tfw already decent looking and 6'4"
>tfw just want to be smart and go to college
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS
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>129 IQ
>6'0
>6.5
>don't know about attractiveness but I got called Chad once when I posted a photo of myself

I'll pass, I'm already comfortably above-average. I might trade .5 from my dick if it meant I get 5+ to my IQ.
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>>35730690
I would max out attractiveness because that's the only thing that matters.
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