>be me >see Killary basically has a guaranteed win >buy

Forgot to mention the ravioli is by far the easiest to eat without any utensil

>Chef Boyardee
Are you fucking kidding me with this shit you need to step up your game Anon I'm fucking ashamed of you.

>>35730111
>but I have no idea what to do with the gun now
go target shoot with it

>>35730111
how did a sperg like you get a gun

asking for swim

>>35730111
KYS, obvs.
Unless presidential candidate Damien is running, you probably don't need to buy- what 30 cans?- for Doomsday.

So, yeah. Do us all a favor, ta.

>believing a clinton presidency would result in a bugout bunker situation
>buying CHEF BOYARDEE AND A REVOLVER

this is either a well played troll thread or you got fucking memed by /pol/ and alex jones holy shit

Shoot the canned food

Conservatives are so delusional to believe that the Democrats will ever have enough power to take their guns away. Guess what, there's a faction within the Democratic Party that wouldn't allow it anyway so even if they got a supermajority. It isn't happening.

>>35730111
Organize a robot mass suicide event, including yourself, so no worries about cops.

Click, pop, pass.

It's your duty nigger.

>20 cans of chef boyardee and a capgun

>ready for the apocalypse

seems about right

>tfw no funs country

>>35730111
You are telling me, that you 'prepared' yourself, yet you bought enough rations for what? 4-5 months?

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>>35730111
>his survival kit is a bunch of ravioli and a gun

>>35730138
>doesnt like chef basedardee

unironically kill yourself you degenerate filth

>>35730111
>doubting Daddy Donny for even 0.22225 picoseconds
fucking shills off my board

>>35730111
>be Australian
>live in shitty country town in bumfuck nowhere
>tfw if there was world war 3 the only way it would affect me is my already shitty internet would probably go out
>raid local iga for canned tuna and baked beans
>eat that for rest of my life
>occasionally catch some snakes from backyard for steak

>>35730111
Is that a toy gun

>>35730174
>already happened to a large extent
>no short rifles
>no short shotguns
>no silencers or full auto
>tons of other limitations and laws already passed, and more on the way
>Obama banned our Russian guns through executive order
HURR WE AINT GUMMIN FUR UR GUNZ