Who /devilish/ here? >tell myself I'm going to jerk

What a madlad, better lock him up for our safety!

>tell myself I'm going to jerk off all night
>Jerk off for 5 minutes, cum, and go to bed
I'm a menace to society

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>get change back at coffee shop
>large tip jar on counter that says "Tips are greatly appreciated"
>put in one penny

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>piss all over the public restrooms
>never flush after I'm done
>throw entire roll of tp everywhere

>>35729581
I've done this at my work washroom, took a giant shit, didn't flush, proceeded to piss all over the bathroom. They then stopped allowing public access to the bathroom.

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>leave the fridge door open
>leave the front door unlocked
>park in 2 lanes

>>35728985

Somewhat related.

I fucking hate that Joker from Suicide Squad. desu, I haven't seen Suicide Squad. But he looks so fucking retarded. Joker covered in tattoos meme? The fuck? Is that supposed to appeal to normies??? Tattoos are normie tier now. Why would they cover him up in tats??? That's no Joker to me. Disgusting. It's like they tried so hard to appeal to normies, by thinking that the only faggots that get tats are outcasts, which MAYBE would make sense over a decade ago. But today? TRASH! STOP! All normies have tats now.

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>use public washroom
>some guy is pooping
>turn off the light as I walk out

YOU CAN'T CATCH WHAT YOU CAN'T CATCH

>Tell mommy I'm going to take the trash out
>Don't

>>35729747
It's only a few tattoos you fucking retard.

Like it's a big deal..nearly every fucker in the film has tattoos

>>35729892
>few tattoos
There's literally a pic in OP. That is not "few".
The tats are like 20% of the problem with that retarded ass joker, even jack nicholson's joker is better than that shit