>Okay fembot, you can be my girlfriend sp long as you pop

>>35728646
How do I keep this from happening?

Ive seen this happen to my college professor and he had to get it surgically removed because it was getting too big and gross.

>>35728646
I have one on my back, it's hard and doesn't hurt even when I squeeze the fuck out of it.

Can I lance it open? I'm curious what it looks like.

>>35728646
you need to pop that on camera holy shit

the pus in that thing could fill a cup

>>35728646
From the thumbnail, I thought this was a nipple with luscious amounts of chest and armpit hair

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>>35728681
Mine is pretty tender, hurts whenever I tilt my head upwards or look over my shoulder.

>>35728690
Doctor is looking at it this week, not sure how to make that happen.

>>35728681
I once had one on my inner thigh and cut it open with an exacto knife. Liquid started pouring out of it and then I squeezed it and cottage cheese looking puss squirted out. Probably the most disgusting thing I've ever done.

>>35728714
my brother had one removed from his ass because it hurt for him to sit down

i've had the one on my back for as long as I can remember, it feels like a little lump of hard shit
im picturing it's either black cancerous matter or amber-like hard pus

good luck dude

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>>35728725
Oh yeah, mine was a tiny hard painless bump for years.

>>35728710
It can be whatever u want bb

oh man i'd love to get all up in that

Can I pop it without being your gf?
I like popping zits, removing ingrown hairs and nail, and draining cysts but I don't wanna be a gf.

>>35728882
>tfw like half of fembots are asexual or uninterested in relationships

>>35728680
Its probably just an ingrown hair follicle that became infected. Theres not much you can do beyond basic hygiene I don't think. You shouldn't lance it yourself though. Most people wouldn't let it grow as large as OP before seeing a doctor.

>>35728945
I just want to be let loose on somebody with super fucked up skin with a pair of tweezers, a scalpel, some rubbing alcohol, and lots of cotton.

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>>35728980
Coughmymomcough scheduled the appointment a over month ago.

>>35728646
I've actually always wanted to play surgeon. I'll do it if you let me use a scalpel and numbing agent. It's not like I'd drug you and lock you in my basement or anything.

>>35729013
I'd probably have just gone to urgent care. If I was really concerned about insurance i'd have called them and asked about how they apply deductibles and shit to urgent care visits.

>>35729040
Canadalol

Mom did mention the emergency room if it got any worse but >being that guy

>>35729013

You could just soften it up with a wet hot towel for a bit then jab it right in the center with a needle and start squeezing all the shit out.

>>35729051
Oh, if they don't have urgent care in canada than ya, I probably wouldn't go to the ER with that.

>>35729040
I'd probably just have gone to Tijuana. Get that shit sorted out same day for real cheap.

>>35728646
Sometimes I get little cysts in my earlobes that hurt like a motherfucker. I can't imagine how painful that is

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>>35729013
Anon how the fuck do you let it get this bad? Why the fuck wouldn't you go to a fucking doctor once it's clear it's a cyst?