>browse craiglist >find an attractive chubby with nice

>>35724689
>craigslist

shit nigga that's like the bargain bin as far as broads go

I've picked up a few off okcupid and plentyoffish

>>35724689
>craigslist
enjoy your herpes

i dont understand how you go from "hi" to fucking them
fucking autism

>>35724877
for starters you don't open with "hi" desu baka

Yeah it gets better when you're not finding women through craigslist

>>35724936
do tell oh wise one

>>35724971
>"hey what's your name"
>"i'm anon, i live in _____"
>"you live by ____? oh that's not too far"
>"i work/study/etc. in ______, been really busy this week but maybe i'll be free this weekend"
>"if you're free maybe we could go out and grab a drink at (local bar)"

then you have a few drinks with them, listen to their bullshit, and take them to your car/apartment and give them the fucc

>>35725125
>then you have a few drinks with them
i dont drink
>take them to your car/apartment
oh you

>>35725181
>he doesn't have a car

poorfag detected

>>35725239
nah he's probably underaged

>>35725239
no shit
get lost norman
>>35725266
you get lost too

>>35725274
nobody will have sex with you if you don't get out of your moms basement and make money

>>35725266
Not him but I'm 24 and don't have a car because my mom drives me everywhere. If I had one I'd hardly go anywhere. Not like I have girls to pick up or friends to visit.

>>35724689
>take them to your car/apartment

anon you have no class

>>35725301
thanks for the insight watson

>>35725316
where else would I fuck a skag, i aint paying for a hotel room

backseat of the car is perfect all you need is a towel and a box of kleenex

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>>35725316
>class
Dude, hes fucking a fat chick he met on craigslist.

>>35724689
>Does it get any better?

Yes, having a girl chose to have sex with me in a natural environment and not through a personal would be nice