Anyone wanna buy a cute girl(male) a 2b cosplay? you can fu

>>35724393
You should dress up as Ciel or Alois instead.

>>35724393
I'll buy it for you if you live near me.

>>35724393
Post body first, can you pull it off?

>>35724393
post pics. I may consider it.

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>>35724407
i'd love to do either, i'm just a bit tall for them, 5'8
>>35724408
where are you

>>35724467
>>35724478
idk what do you wanna see

>>35724537
Toronto.

You close?

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>>35724585
rippp,
cali

>>35724602
Too bad. I had the money in my account and everything. I was looking forward to that offer. Good luck anon.

>>35724602
This is you? Be my gf (male) pls

>>35724619
could just buy me a plane ticket ~
>>35724628
yea it is
why should i

>>35724637
You really want this outfit? If I order it, fly you out here for a weekend, and then make you mine for a couple days?

>>35724393
>>35724602
Why are all the cute girls (male) in California?
>tfw will never get to fuck a cosplaying boy

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>>35724715
this state breeds faggots
>>35724709
mhm~
sounds nice desu

what part of cali

408 PLEASE

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>>35724837
im like 4 hours north from u
rip

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>>35724849
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

adghahdhshdhsjshd

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>>35724882
;~;

just drive up here dummy

>>35724900
I can't, I'm deadly afraid of cars after I got hit by one lmao

what's your area code?

>>35724800
>Those qt eyes
Why am I not in Cali ;;

>>35724800
Email me then if you're serious. [email protected]

hi kenzie
nice butt

>>35724957
dotards pls leave our cute grills(males) alone!

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>>35724957
The grand magus would never take part in such degeneracy

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>>35724800
damn that's the cutest boy ive ever seen, it's a shame you live literally all the way across the continent from me or id dress you up in cosplay all day

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>>35724930
cmere then~!
>>35724926
idk does it matter
>>35724978
thnx mommy
>>35725000
i can take cosplay pics for you ;w;

>>35725014
I'm not your mommy tho

>>35724800
meet me near santa barbara qt?
I'd give you more than a costume ;)

>>35724979
>>35724983
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/1a/Rubick_attack_08.mp3

>>35725049
that's so far
>>35725034
r u my sister

>>35724978
>>35725014
>more /lgbt/ hon general shitposters

Surely you could just ask on /soc/ instead of shitting up this board even more

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>>35725014
i don't know, making a cute boy dress up over the internet isn't the same if you can't undress him

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>>35725121
just become my bf then ~ !

>>35725087
>r u my sister
no I don't think so, I'm not a girl

>>35725087
you should come let me and my gf share you, she likes femboys
any interest?

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>>35725137
>cis girls
not
even
once
>>35725132
are you my bf then

>>35725190
>are you my bf then
hmm I don't think so
maybe I can be though

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>>35725130
long distance can be okay but to california is just too long distance for me
if you were closer id do it in a heartbeat though

op is really cute and i think he's close to me (northern california?) but he's probably not interested in 4/10 fat guys

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>>35725221
who ARE you then
>>35725226
;;;;
l-let me move in with you ;w;
>>35725227
but i have a fetish for fat people
and yea norcal

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>>35725190
so you only like penis then? That's fine too, just figured I'd offer.

>>35725300
o I'm a friend of a friend
I can just add you on discord

>>35725300
>but i have a fetish for fat people
>and yea norcal

ooh, that's promising. i'm about 240 pounds right now, so pretty chubby/squishy but not gigantic. i don't have my own place but it could be fun to meet up with you and cuddle/get lewd. should i post contact info?

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>>35725338
yeh sure
go ahead
>>35725344
yah post discord if you want
>>35725311
I only like cosplaying but no monies ;~;
((and penis))

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>>35725300
moving in sounds great but i won't be done with school for at least a year
plus there's the whole moving to another country thing

>>35725372
how about you email me and then i send you my discord? i'm paranoid and don't like putting contact info on 4chan ;_;

[email protected]

>>35725372
hm... I have money AND penis. There's a coincidence.

Penny for your thoughts.

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>>35725413
oh okie!
d-do you have a discord i can add you on
>>35725460
yah i'll email you no probs
>>35725463
hmmm
:thinking:

>>35725509
>hmmm
>:thinking:
trade you for somethin

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>>35725636
idk I'm no whore ~

>>35725664
Sure you're not ;)
but about that costume... See you this weekend?

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>>35725706
What's the point if I don't have the costume when you fuck me

>>35725748
I think we can fix the not-having-the-costume thing pretty easily.

>>35725509
Can I add you on discord too anon?

>tfw not remotely attractive
>tfw can't dress up as my waifu
>tfw too poor to buy cosplay even if I was cute

Why the fuck couldn't I be born a girl

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>>35725908
sure!
Otter#0321
>>35726040
i used to know that feel
then i took hrt
>>35725836
h-how

>>35726067
No anon you don't understand I will never be cute even if I did hrt

>Wide shoulders
>babyface
>to top it off I'm a nigger
I should just kill myself desu

>>35726139
rip...
you can be a qt brown trap tho

>>35726187
I only want to trap as anime girls but I won't pass so I have to be jealous and get cucked by qt traps dressing as my waifu (2b)

>>35726139
Sorry, but I'm not really into black guys.

>>35726476
I'm not sure what this means anon I wasn't hitting on anyone. Just sharing my feels

>>35726579
I'm just helping you justify your feels.

>>35726603
o-oh...thanks I suppose then...feels like more rejection desu

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>>35724537
>>35724602
>>35724800
>tfw no angelic beauty gf (male)

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>>35726982
PLS date me

((tfw no bf to collar me))

reeeeeeee

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>>35727065
I wish i could take you out for coffee where we could get to know each other only for you to ghost me afterwards because i have difficulty maintaining a conversation on a first date ~~