Should I give up and lose my virginity to a fattie? I'm

how fat we talkin here?

>>35721286
fuck it, why not? it's not like you actually lose anything aside from wizard powers

>>35721286
>I'm a bit on the fat side myself
what makes you think you deserve anything less?

When did people stop calling them "hats" and instead use "snapbacks"?

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Absolutely.

No better feeling in the world OP

>>35721324
snapbacks are a type of hat

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>>35721286
>Should I give up and lose my virginity to a fattie?
I did, only because I thought I had no other options. It was either a (slightly) fat girl or a non-passing trap with a gut and Hank Hill ass.

Got soft and didn't cum, but it's better than a man ass.

>>35721286
How old are you? Also yes, you are fat too.

>>35721499
I'm 22 and half-asian. I'm about to meet a gril from OKC. She's probably an SJW but I know these sites are like hookup sites so getting laid within the next few months is possible.

>>35721286
Post belly and let us be the judge of that

>>35721536
I'm 6'0 and I weigh 260.

>caring about losing your virginity this much

>>35721749
Who the fuck doesn't care about their virginity? Especially if you're an old virgin robot like us.

Come on man

>>35721917
I just assumed most robots wanted an actual loving relationship rather than a pump and dump with some fat chick you met online

>>35722288
Sure, we *want* that

But what do you think the actual chances of that happening to people like us are? We don't get to make decisions like that.

>>35721286
If you're that desperate, hooker/escort would still be available choice, and at least they'll be prettier.

I mean, you've got it in you to go hookup with someone on OKC, at least finding escort wouldn't be to awkward for you, rigth? Especially if your concer is just about the sex, not relationship.

>>35721286
just get it over with OP, the sooner you realize that virginity is just a meme, the better