>be 6 feet 4 >13 year olds tower over you just another

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>>35720852

>5'9
>bones rattle when >6'0 titans walk past me
>have to spend all day not getting stepped on, scavenging food from their crumbs and collecting mildew
>fucking spider got my cousin 4 days ago, tried to launch a rescue mission but the rescue team got stomped on by a passing giant qt
>jumping on a giant keyboard to type this out
>tfw 5'9

OH SHIT, A GIANT GIRL IS COMING, BETTER RU---

>>35720852
>be 6'8, prince of the manlets.
>Crush pats my head and call me cute.
>Hear them laughing about my height as they walk away

why live?

>>35720852
It's unbelievable how many robots are from this tiny shitty country. Where does it all go so wrong? I think in proportion we have thousands more robots than the US.

And where are the fembots? It's only guys from here. Did we fail our country or did our country fail us?

>>35720852
Where you from? Come to the randstad, with all the immigrants you'll look bigger

>>35721384
Yes, but with all the immigrants, you'll just be a bigger target in the inevitable terrorist attack.

>>35721384
>with all the immigrants you'll look bigger
The majority of 'in need' immigrants I've seen here in Germany are 5'11/6ft going upwards.

>>35721420
Meh as if the netherlands has an important city, you'll only see attacks in Paris/Bruxelles/London etc.

Plus Kuzu got a lot of votes in Amsterdam so he'll probably tell his boy Erdo to chill

>>35720852
>be 6'1
>half of women here are taller than me
>geert heeft verloren godverdekankertyfus

JUST

Wouldn't even happen in Groningen or Friesland. Stop bullshitting.

I don't know a lot of guys who are over 190cm tall.

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>>35721375

There are four of us and two fembots.

And then there are some really despicable creepy old pedos who sometimes appear out of nowhere and post CP. I hate those faggots.

As for where it all went wrong. Literally the normiest country in Europe.

>>35721375
Most of them aren't even from real robot parts of it. The Netherlands has a popular saying which roughly translates to; "act normal, then you'll be weird enough". Which is something most Dutch people live by religiously, being even a little bit off by those standards will almost immediately result into robothood here.

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>>35720852
>thought i was 6'0 for the longest time
>get measured
>5'11
>mfw

all that time arguing against manlets and now it's finally hit me, robots really CAN'T be 6'0 and over

>>35722706
There are way more than 6 Dutch robots, the number is definitely around 100

>>35722851

I mean on /r9k/ not the whole of 4chan. I don't think there are a 100 of us on here.

>>35722706
>two fembots.
Tell me more brother.
I want to meet them and have a gf.

>>35723060
Maybe not full-on robots but don't underestimate the amount of people who browse /r9k/, I have met about 10 people(some normies) in my hometown alone who browse r9k. If I extrapolate that to 18 million people I think I might be underestimating it aswell with just 100.

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>Mfw 5'12"

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Is there a Dutch discord by any chance?

>>35720967
I appreciate this post originally

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>>35720852
How do I get a qt dutchie bf?

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>>35723704
Me. I am that qt dutchie bf. Who are you?

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>>35723752
How confident are you that you are qt?

>5'9" American
>visit Netherlands with my brother after graduating high school because half dutch
>feel like a child while walking around Amsterdam
>meet up with a cousin and his gf
>he is like the same height as me
>wonder how he has survived

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>>35723938
I've been called cute on several occasions. Especially my smile.
For a robot I think that's pretty decent.

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>be 7'5
>still not tall enough
>implant stilts where my feet should be
>reach 8'0
>they still laugh at me
>they will always laugh at me
WHY AM I CURSED TO BE SO SHORT!?

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>>35723979
Thank you for submitting your application for the position of qt dutch bf. A verdict will be sent to you in 3-5 business days.

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>>35724127
Oh boi let's see if I get a gf this time.

>>35721375
>and where are the fembots?
>>>/x/

>>35722706
>literally the normiest country in europe
nigga wut?
that would obviously be britain, or maybe somewhere in southern europe

>>35724254
I never know what to make of /x/ it's so disconnected it might actually have fembots on it. The nice kind not the /cgl/ kind.

>>35723183
perhaps you are just the nexus of robothood on this earthly plane and it warps the spacetime around you.

>>35725246
I'm not sure if I get your analogy, are you saying that I'm such a fucking loser that others get pulled into robothood just by being in proximity of me? It sounds plausible but please god, I hope it's just my location that is the epicentre and not my being.