My dick has been itching just today and I noticed these red bumps

which bumps? it's obvious your dick hasn't seen any pussy lately

where is your dick though??

>>35720187
Damn your dick looks nasty. A shriveled, dry husk.

>>35720187
dude why is your penis backwards?

>>35720187
your dick is absolutely tiny blackanon.

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>>35720187
I really hope this is a bait thread because if that's your dick then those red bumps are the least of your problems

Looks like scabies.

>white people
kek sucks to suck

>>35720187
If you're celibate and still get shit on your dick, it's probably a fungal infection. Fapping 5 times a day and showering twice a month does that.

>>35721057
Are you colourblind? That dick is as brown as my shit. Probably a poojeet

People who don't shave their pubes should be hung.

>>35721461
Why does it matter if we're the only ones seeing it? Are you volunteering to fuck us if we shave?

how many inches wud u say that is? i wanna know what is normal for a man pls help

>>35721678
That's like two inches flaccid, I'd guess the average for soft is around three.

>>35721678
OP looks about 2 inches flaccid, average is around three inches. Most women want at least 4 inch flaccid though. Average erect is 5.6 inches but yet again most women will at least want 6.

Bearing in mind if OP is Indian they generally have tiny cocks so their women are used to it if you go to India.

>>35721722
>>35721786
i see.
i will probably be getting 4 inches erect. is that enough to please a woman?

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A real man for comparison

>>35721899
Enough to please a short woman, as they have shorter vaginas. Stick to petite qts. Indians and Asians will likely be satisfied but don't expect to pull any high or mid tier white girls.

>>35721967
what counts as short? i really cant get shorter than i am. does it help that im a virgin?

>>35720187
>cut dicks are more aesthet-

>>35721967
No woman wants 1 inch. Not even midgets

>>35721990
Less than 5'6" is what you should aim for in a woman.
>does it help that im a virgin?
Not really, virginity is an attractive trait in women not men.
>>35722033
I know that and never even mentioned 1 inch. Might as well have a clit.

>>35722068
clearly you dont get the hint. i am the girl.

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>>35722120
Oh ok kek you didn't make that clear. Ok then I can stop lying to make a guy feel good. 4 inches is small, this guys gonna have to work hard to please you.

And yes, virginity is very attractive in a girl. If you are a femanon perhaps you could rate my ol fella- (6.3 inches)

>>35720187

You got an std congrats . Herpes, syphillis, or scabies but u got something something.

>>35722211
i will lobe him no matter what but i dont want him to feel bad if he cant get me off. just wondering if being a virgin helps his chances in getting me off.
sorry i wont be rating. ive only seen a few dicks in my life. they are alien to me

He's obviously Asian come on robots.

As a fellow Asian I recognize it.

Put medicine on it asap. NIX (permethrin).

And don't ever have sex again. You idiot I bet you fucked an escort.

>>35722211
get cucked anon mines almost 8 get KEKED femanon will choose me over you
>BWC NIGGA

>>35722290
If you are a virgin and have not fapped with penetration then yes you should be more sensitive. Just get some foreplay going first.

>>35722408
woot woot!
i got this in the bag