>walk into the garage >dad is working on the car and he

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>>35719707
>avoid spending time with your old man
>not degenerate

It will be too late before you know it, I would kill to spend time fixing the car with my dad.

>>35719895
THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED DEVILISH YOU MORALFAGGOT AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ME AND MY DAD

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>>35719707
AT LEAST YOU HAVE A DAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35719707
>not learning all you can about cars from your dad
>not buying or going halves on an old beat up muscle car
>not restoring it with him with the knowledge that you learned.
>not riding it off into the sunset with your life savings, building a life for yourself leaving the metaphorical birds nest.

>>35720931
Not all people like the same things.

>>35720931
>having a dad with such aptitude
>having excess money to buy a hobby car and tools

>>35720975
Everyone MAN likes cars

>>35721226
cars are for faggots and californians (also faggots)

>>35721247
Care to explain why you think that?

>>35721427
i saw two dudes sucking each other off in a car once

>>35721437
Beds are gay because gay people sometimes have sex in them

>>35721454
shut up you fucking idiot

original

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>>35721477
Oh, so you're ironically shitposting, not got anything better to do?

>>35721507
>not got anything better to do?

not really desu

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>>35721548
m-me neither anon

>>35719707
He knows. He fucking knew you walked on him fixing the car and waited for you to ask for help.

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>someone asks for directions to go somewhere
>tell them I don't know where it is
>I actually did

Somebody stop me

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>>35721661
Holy shit you madman!


>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>I don't

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>>35721661
>someone asks for directions
>give them directions that lead into the bad part of town

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>smoking outside
>delivery truck pulls up
>guy gets out of his truck and walks up to me, he looked kinda old
>excuses himself and asks if i could help him carry some packages
>apparently his coworker was sick or something
>agree, help him deliver them to some office
>give him a cig we're done
>he keeps thanking me and saying how kind i am
>tell him to have a good day and go back home
>this fucking roach thought i was being helpful and not manipulating him into being grateful to me
Why are normies so easy to play? It's not even fun at this point.

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>get forced to go to a restaurant
>have to pee
>hear somebody making poopoo in one of the stalls
>turn off the lights as I walk out

>dad lives in another country on the other side of the planet
>he is also somewhat of a robot but a lot more traditional
>people tell me I'm a lot like him in some ways
>only talk to him twice a year at the most even though I could a lot more through skype

>>35722413
>has offspring
>a robot

Idiot.

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>>35722174
U L T A
F I E N D I S H

>>35719707
>he asks for specific tool
>hand him wrong one
sorry i don't know anything dad

>>35722174
I did this same thing in elementary school and got detention for it

>>35719707
You convinced me to go talk to my dad, thanks anon

>>35722174
That's fucking hilarious. I'm just imagining how pissed off that would get me.