Round 2 robots let's go, things have developed and I've

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>>35719275
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>>35719303
Y'all could figure out where I work easily.

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>>35719332
Basically meet qt damaged girl and get heart thrown around

Jam your fucking cock in her!! What's the problem???

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>>35719360
Very stale conversation over texts, very cool girl in person.

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>>35719362
She's very distant, gave me a hug today when I was gonna just walk by her, also got fired lel random drug screening. I asked her to hang out Monday, you'll see what happened, then I asked her again today and.............

>>35719428
She got fired or you did?

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>>35719428
Do I dare to post my own face on r9k... I've done worse though.

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>>35719457
She did, so I won't see her at work which is great because too many people work there and it's basically high school. Rumors like crazy.

>>35719498
Close the deal then take her home and fuck her.

>OP lives in Columbus
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY YOU FUCKING NORMALSHIT

>>35719468
I hate when girls throw the term goofball and similar shit around.
I just can't see it in a positive light.

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>>35719498
Picture of the dog because who doesn't love a pure Saint Bernard

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>>35719535
Let's hook up buddy, I've been looking for things to do after work.

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>>35719575
Case one of weird behavior, rarely gives an affirmative. She's like that in person too.

>>35719535
Let's team up and break his knees for being a normie.

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>>35719605
I do all this stuff mobile, break away from the desktops lads you'll instantly lose weight and you'll have more time to want to quit living

>>35719575
The only thing I want to "meet up" with you for is to stomp on your Chad face until you're unrecognizable by this roastie.

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>>35719661
Basically just trying to get any kind of thoughts out of her

>>35719275
did you kiss this chick or do anything sexual?

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>>35719685
Hey, that's a healthy way to decline a possible friend.

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>>35719703
I didn't kiss her. We were just getting a chance to make an impression that night and she was saying she's got some baggage so I let the chance go by.

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>>35719773
She gets more like this. From morning texts to days of nothing, not even a glance at work. Frustrates the hell out of me.

>>35719720
>Possible friend
You are a beta cuckboy whose shit is all retarded and you talk like a fag. Just look at the shit you're sending to this roastie:
>You're so pretty
>You're so gorgeous
>I like talking to you
>You're beautiful
>You're so funny
>Did I mention that you're so pretty
Fucking pathetic.

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>>35719800
Come on, either come hate me, add thoughts, or learn. My Ohioan brobots want nothing to do with me, I'll talk to anyone.

>>35719821
This. Holy shit. I limit my compliments to 1 per day, some times less. And only of the situation calls for it.

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>>35719821
Sure, it's supplemented in person usually, but I see where you're coming from.

>>35719843
I am /O H I O/ here fampaitichi

Live in Columbus, going to Ohio State

You are a beta btw from your texts.

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>>35719884
Here's Monday, asked her out at about 8 AM, got the okay.

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>>35719927
Idk I'm loose with compliments. I like to be complimented so I try to drop as many as I can on people around me. Makes the world go around. One of the last times I was on campus someone threw a brick into my car. Good times.

>>35719843
How can a normie be this autistic? Also, when do we find out she partook in interracial gangbangs for years and has an active HIV infection? Is that the baggage we're talking about. Take her on a date to that faggot thrift store in the short north and get a free test.

Stop this, it's giving me diabetes.

I can see why that drug screening got her fired, she's obviously taking something.

You sound so disgustingly in love, it makes me uncomfortable.

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>>35719969
Here's where I decided to stop letting her bait me on, but days of silence and hours of thinking to myself got me

>>35719498
Too much texting conversation. It is a waste of time. Use that energy for when you see her in person.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE

>>35719538
It screams friend zone.

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>>35720011
I wanted to see if she would stay faithful to her ways, she sure did.

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>>35720048
Seriously though, I awkwardly had it made clear in person that she's not gay and that gf is just something she says, and that she knows what this is instead of playing any games. Here we are though.

>>35720011
>Days of silence
You couldn't last 4 hours you fucking cuck.

>>35720140
I'm talking about days in between the texts where we didn't speak or hardly look at each other.

>>35720038
Not a normie. This nigga is acting like an autistic beta and he is currently investigating the far reaches of the friendzone.

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>>35720127
FUCKING NORMIE LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
that wan't original AND IT'S YOUR FAULT NORMIE

>>35720209
Honestly. I think it's more she's trying to use me or the people from my work as sugar daddies. Which blows because I wouldn't be mad to have her as a friend.

>>35719468
Holy fuck get off my board chad

>>35720302
I was a robot. I got better. Still trying to get better.

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>>35719661
Fuck you, dude, that song is
GOAT-TIEEEEEEEEEEER (WOO!)
NEVER TRUST A FUCKIN' CHAD
THAT SONG IS GOAT-TIEEEEEEEER

Actually, it's alright.

>>35720127
i dont get it. whats the problem? what went wrong? everything was going fine

>>35720558
She's just got something going on with herself. Either she's playing games or she's just not actually interested??? Idk man it stumps me too.

>>35720635
Maybe she unironically thinks you're gay. Read your own texts, it's not hard to get that impression.

>>35720635
Just send her a dick pic dumbass

>>35720695
Right, I tried a more open and emotional approach rather than play it cool.

>>35720635
no i mean why did you say you were heart broken? why are you reacting so negatively to not being able to see her at that one moment? is there something im missing?

>>35720807
Idk it's what initially got her attention. I guess it's for effect the same way she says she loves things instead of saying she likes things.

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>>35720127
>he didn't already realize that a lot of girls casually throw around the term girlfriend

Come on OP, and to think these anons call you normalshit

>>35720946
I knew, the previous thread actually made me doubt myself lol. I felt like an idiot asking but she really said it so casually and often I thought that maybe she was into some weird open lesbian relationship type shit.

>>35719468
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW IS THIS EXACT POST NOT ORIGINAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35720423
you're a genuine qt 3.14, whatever you did is working, keep it up

>it's another "chad rubs his shit on our faces" episode
get the fuck out

>>35721411
Thanks anon. There's more to fix. I'm trying my best.

>>35719468
you a good lookin guy op

>>35721472
Am I a chad because I'm not fugly? I dropped 70 pounds and did a lot to be physically appealing, but I'm still fucking retarded and learning about life and social interactions. My parents didn't teach me and eventually left my life completely so I just do my best at doing what I think is right.

>>35721553
Yes, you're a chad. Now fuck off.

>>35721528
Back at ya pal

OP I thought something was going to happen.
I read through all these fucking chats for nothing you are just a normal faggot trying to make us feel bad while the only reason anyone likes you is because you are tall go fuck yourself OP no one likes you here.

>>35721580
I'm sorry buddy, but I started here and I'll die here. I don't post much, and rarely have anything to say but I like to interact with y'all and take what input I can.

>>35721609
That's a wild thing to say. Because I'm tall? I'm not trying to brag that I had a conversation or that I ATTEMPTED to talk to a woman. I just want input and general conversation.

>>35721609
Something did happen though, you can observe the disinterest. She's willing to make excuses when it's convenient, so I caught her off guard and started asking what are you doing tonight, got to hang out once and was blown off twice since then, and not in the good way either

>>35721657
Ok mate. still wasted my time with some boring conversation u had with a whore, thank.

>>35721707
That's true. Any future posts will improve thanks to you, thanks.

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>Be me
>Random sex with lesbian friend
>Be her first guy ever
>Now she keeps wanting dick
>Her girlfriend does not know this is going on
>I'm on the verge of crippling depression because this is just a repeat of my past relationships where girls just use me as a walking dildo and then leave.
>Try to limit meeting up because it won't end well and I want to try to preserve what friendship we have left.

and here I am trying to avoid seeing this girl again because she's already in a lesbian relationship with a girl. I know them both personally and it crushes me that I got between them. They even invited me to go for a buffet dinner with them at a mall the other day. I don't mind being a third wheel, but after what happened it was going to be awkward.

Saw a picture of a text conversation and thought, this is gonna be sweet

That was 5 mins of boring shit I will never get back, judging by how you guys text I don't think it's gonna work out

>>35721809
The only solution is fucking her girlfriend as well, so it's fair.

>>35721809
That's rough man. Is it morally hard for you or like you want a relationship with that girl outside dicking her down or what?

>>35721818
Yeah I should've put a tldr that nothing crazy happens. I'm not gonna reach out to her again. I'll give her exactly what she's given me so far and see how it goes from there. If anything it's kinda becoming a social experiment.

I know everyone's either going to be like 'reeee fuck off roastie' or pretend I'm a guy rp'ing as a girl but anyway. Coming from a female's point of view the way you're coming across in texts IS beta and kind of off-putting. Psychologically, for some reason, we like the chase and feeling like we won a guy over or something. So the less you give her over text the more she'll want. You kind of fucked it by getting all mushy so soon but I guess you'll know better for next time.

>>35721938
Yeah, I played it alpha in person. I gave her my number she reached out, I wasn't too talkative until after we had gotten to know each other a little. I figured I was clear of the cool act. I thought wrong. Thanks for the feedback though, it's appreciated.

literally you're overthinking this shit. next time you ask her out, be kind, complimentary and go for a kiss. she's not a fucking puzzle, she's clearly interested, just stop playing games w her and you'll be good.

men smdh

this actually aggravates me. you're reading way too much into it, and playing games w a girl who just wants a cute boy to smooch.

>>35721993
>she's not a fucking puzzle
Women are fucking Rubik's cubes, you cunt.

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>>35721809
>Went to the Japanese buffet dinner
>Had a nice time talking to both of them, they are a sweet couple
>Her girlfriend had to leave to spend time with her grandmother
>Said she'll be back in a few hours. We could hang at the mall until then or whatever.
>We went to get some coffee and had a short chat.
>Later walking at the mall, she guided me to a darkened balcony area (this was the evening) where there are no people.
>Said that it leads to the other wing of the mall.
>Dead end as we walked across.
>She jumped on me, grabbed my cock through my pants, and forced herself onto me.
>I become terrified. Asked her to stop.
>Apologized, got up and we continued walking back to a public area.
>Her girlfriend arrived back after an hour or two and they dropped me off home.
>She apologized profusely over text, but I decide to be nice and tell her it's okay.

I'm avoiding her for now.

>>35721993
If it gets to the point where that's possible again I will. I doubt I'll see her again unless I make it happen through text. I suppose I should try again. She really is cool as fuck.

>>35722027

if this is how every single robot deals with every single girl, no shit we look complicated you dumb fuck.

>>35722034
Jesus! Sounds like a minefield.

>>35722037

just set a time and a place. if she keeps acting coy, she's probably as inexperienced as you are, and doesn't know what to do. anxiety is a bitch (clearly something you understand).

invite her to a party, or something. something with low social stakes, and where she can bring a friend if she's not feeling comfy.

>>35719468
>Robot
I knew she was too cute for you to be an uggo non-chad

>>35722052
What should I have done? My coworkers (literally over a thousand per shift) tell me things they see her do, in the car with other guys, wearing someone else's shirt, etc. She didn't seem to make excuses and had legitimate answers to the rumors but I still think it's a game to her. I'm not playing, I just want to hang out, smoke, and have a reason to wake up every day.

>>35722083
I did. To a show my friends band was playing at a bar, but like a venue type deal so there's space and a door for her to walk out of. She ghosted me for that and opted to ride around in my car late at night and smoke and talk. That could've been it for her, dead as fuck, if I were sick.

>>35721329
The robot is already accustomed to your autistic screeching

>>35722034
drop some mother fucking pics of this girl. your actions make no sense unless she is ugly

>>35722254
Idk man exhibitionism is pretty extreme. He handled it how it had to be.

>>35722149
>>35722205

don't put so much stock in her, for starters. you're in a small town, i'm guessing?

take the high road, and don't play games. do your best to be respectful, but be firm. if literally all she does is flake, well, she's flaky. don't invest this much effort/trying to play a game into someone who isn't putting that effort back, and is wishy washy.

if you legit think she's chill, than just chill with her. if she keeps playing games, just fuck off with the romance and chill once in awhile. so she failed to be your qt of your dreams - bitch probably has cute friends. move up the ladder, my dude.

the less you overthink one person, the easier it'll be to talk to them, or to move on.

a little bit of heartbreak and disappointment isn't so bad. as long as you don't stoop to the level of the people who just play games bc it's what you're "supposed to do," you're going to hit a home run. people who are worth waking up for have all been disappointed by a crush, and haven't gone sour grapes.

>>35722357
It means a lot to me that you took the time to explain it. I see what you're saying. I guess this is a big picture thing. Kinda hard to zoom out when nothing is going on in my life I suppose. God damn that's really such a good point.

>>35722414
You remind me of the nicest dude at work. He keeps telling me things like that, baseball terms and everything. I appreciate the input a lot.

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All I do when I get home is think about what I can do for the rest of the day. I think about my small circle and how they're at work or how we aren't friends anymore, or even visit my brother or sister but no one has the time. So I smoke cigarettes, listen to music and watch this board until it's time to sleep, rinse and repeat.

>>35719332
what kind of chrysler do you have? my dodge has the same radio

>>35722957
1999 300M. What are you driving friend?

>>35719884
does she drive a ford escape? interior looks the same

>>35723005
She does. You're really observant.

>>35722976
i drive a 2000 dakota. she's been dependable for the few years ive had her

>>35723036
That's all you can ask for. I wanna put mine down once it gets closer to 200k on a newer 300. If you don't have Bluetooth in the car there's just no point. I want someone to trade in an SRT8 300 so I can just finance it but they're too collectible.

>>35723074
I drive an escape and a dakota but i usually take the escape for bigger drives. my 01 escape has 180k miles and my dakota has 110k

>>35723135
Wow 110 on a 2000. I want a car that gives me a chub when I get in it, and I'm not asking for much. I've driven old "work and back" cars my whole life. The 300 just hit 180k yesterday.

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>>35722357
With some advice, I'm not gonna stop trying. Can't just sperg my whole life. I appreciate the talk everyone, most of you are alright.

>>35723181
when my mother bought her 1999 hyundai last year it had 63k on it. i don't know where she found it with such low miles but i hear those cars don't last too long

>>35723271
Yeah I had an Elantra that killed its tranny at 120k. But for a base model rio you're only gonna spend like 10k brand new so I guess you get what you give.

>>35720302
>>35720423
don't worry, you aren't a chad. I can tell by how simpy you are acting during your text conversations.

>>35723312
My old Taurus's transmission dropped at 80k but i only paid $500 for it and the dealer gave me $800 towards the dodge since i traded it in

>>35723312
>killed its tranny at 120k
WEW LAD

>>35723401
Hyundai is not a very reliable brand but if you find the right one it will last forever

>>35723384
That's a steal. I hope I get more than blue book for mine when I go to trade. Figured since it's the same make and much lower than book miles it would work out. My Altima was my favorite car for sure but this 300 is really not bad.

>>35723347
I didn't think I'd have to defend myself except maybe for not being fugly. I know where I stand.

>>35719468
>>35723504
you aint fugly but that case choice is

>>35723568
Yeah that's a story on its own. Basically sisters friend I was attracted to finally comes around, gets the dick then ghosts me, but not before taking my good case and leaving me with a hot pink rubber piece of an otter box. Not the whole thing just the rubber.

>>35719800

thats cute?

>>35719773
>>35719720
>>35719691
>>35719661
>>35719605

also how fucking autistic are you?

>>35723626
I'm not sure, what's the scale?

>>35722808
welcome to my life. i don't even have a qt to text as a friend.

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>>35719468
Damn, pretty good looks man. I ain't even mad.

>>35723883
Get out there! It's not hard to make friends. It's hard to make good friends.

>>35723913
i know. it's easy as shit to make friends and just fuck around but i've been in a funk for a bit. stopped talking to my close friends, got a new job that takes up 90% of my time, gained weight. it's funny, 3 years ago i was /fit/ and texting like 5 different girls at the same time (failed with all of them but i was learning the game, ya know?)

shit was looking up. just have to muster up that i don't give a fuck mentality.

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>>35723239
NO NO NO! You just made it sound like you only want to see her to "kill time". You goof'd motherfucker.

>>35723902
If you only knew. I was a fuckin turd. I appreciate it, I bet you're beautiful :)

>>35719468
yup good looking op, might still be a faggot not sure yet

>>35723947
Yeah. Times change. It's hard to do anything when you're running around spending at least half the day as a part of the hive.

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>>35723969
>I bet you're beautiful :)
Not so much mang, but I'll do alright in life. We're all gonna make it.

>>35723968
Eh, I don't think she'll take it that way. All I said is I have a lot of free time now basically. Trying not to seem like I'm free literally the entire time after work.

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>>35724029
Not if you smoke 100's man.

The things I do for love. Unfiltered smoke right in the eyes.

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>>35724091
Ah! Nice pic m8. Made my day. It's nice to see a non-bitter robot every once and awhile. I bet you're a chill dude IRL. Cheers bro.

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OP, DO NOT APOLOGIZE TOO FUCKING MUCH!!!! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??
You're doing good, just don't fucking apologize too much, girls fucking hate that.

>>35724162
Idk she's super apologetic for no reason. She also seems intimidated by me being that I'm a pretty tall dude and she kept telling me she's nervous.

>>35724145
Yeah it's 50/50 I suppose. A lot of normie get out, a lot of advice, and some like us. Take it easy pal.

>>35724211
just ignore it, no need to respond in kind constantly just because you feel bad for her or something. just be chill.

Thanks for the great thread robots. Ill update on this eventually I guess. Great advice, y'all help whether you mean to or not. It's past my bedtime, gotta fetch pennies in the morning.

Shout out to the anon who named Odysseus for me.

>>35724319
I will. I rarely apologize for anything, so it's kinda fake to even do it.

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>>35724379
Op , you seem like a cool guy, its nice to see a success story here

>>35721809
>>35722034
>boohoo I'm literally such an attractive Chad that lesbians turn straight to fuck me WAAAAAH WHY ME BOOHOO
Fucking kill yourself.

>>35721913
Im not sure but I guess morally hard because her girlfriend is a very sweet person whom I respect and love a lot in a platonic way. She doesnt deserve to have a good thing like this relationship fucked up for her.

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>>35724710
I'm literally a 5'2 manlet. I'm also Asian. I'm so broken at social events and can't relate to anyone that I'm probably borderline autistic or retarded.

So I don't know what kind of Chad you're thinking of, but you're sorely mistaken.

>>35724858
>I was lucky enough to be born as a race that is fetishized
>I have enough friends, or more likely: I am attractive enough that I am repeatedly invited to social events despite being socially inept
>I am attractive enough that despite having an utterly unsatisfactory height, lesbian women will still turn straight just to fuck me
>wo hui shuo zhongwen yinwei wo shi zhongguoren
BOOHOO! I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU!

>>35724858
You're literally fucking lesbians and have insinuated this isnt the first time. You have a girl openly thirsting for your dick in the texts you posted. You are the definition of a normalfag. You dont belong here. Holy shit why do you normies always come on here and think you are somehow a robot?