Time to be honest, anon. "I'm a loner because ________."

I don't really like forcing myself to fit in
I make poor decisions that seem good on the surface
I never share my true feelings
I ignore all the signals they give me and only realize it in hindsight
I like different people
anime is shit

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I have a hard time connecting with others in social situations, I feel as if I have to constantly filter and monitor what my body is doing.
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I'm 20-years-old doing part time at a fast food place with no future aspirations aside from telling myself the next day I'll suicide and stop being useless on society.
>"I'm miserable because ________."
My girlfriend of years left me and doesn't want anything to do with me anymore, and I'm too much of a beta to just move on and find someone else. E-gf incase someone calls me a normie.
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I'm short, I don't cut my hair, my teeth are crooked.
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
I have nothing better to do with my time.
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
I don't have a waifu, so this doesn't apply to me.

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>>35719152
You can insert "I'm a sperg" into all of them.

I try my best to blend in and hide it, but it's hard.

>>35719152
I prefer it
I'm lazy
I'm slowly but surely getting away from the "you're still young" range
They are
I feel more closely to you guys than normies
No idea what that means

All these fags who don't know shinobu.
Snail is better, but Bat is pretty top tier.

>>35719152
Autism
Autism
Autism
Autism
Autism
Pedophilia

>>35719152
>>"I'm a loner because ________."
I was bullied and retreated into my shell, losing years of critical social interactions
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I'm a 20+ year old male virgin
>"I'm miserable because ________."
I haven't talked to anyone in 5 years
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I'm ugly, fat, short, and they have high enough standards to not want taht
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
it's one fo the few places left for virgin guys to post
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
Other girls in that show are shit

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>"I'm a loner because ________."
I'm not really a loner, I've got friends.
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I'm an awful, disgusting hypocrite that is pretty much worthless.
>"I'm miserable because ________."
I've made mistakes in my past that cannot be fixed, permanently throwing my life off-course.
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I lack the outgoing personality, my face is pretty shit and I don't really take care of it.
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
There are a lot of cool folks on here and I find interesting or fun stuff regularly.
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
I don't know who Shinobu is, sorry.

I'm a loner because a prefer being alone. sure
it sucks sometimes but for the foreseeable
future ska and hentai is enough to get me
along

I'm a loser because I hate social situations and
subconsciously seek out less popular opinions
+ I'm very narcissistic

I'm miserable because I refuse to take advice
because I believe I'm smarter than most
people. I have zero motivation so I hardly ever
put time into anything to get good at it, even
if it's something I enjoy.

Women aren't attracted to me because I never
put my self out there. When I do my apathy
and narcissism cock blocks me.

I post on /r9k/ because the people here are
rather easy going compared to other boards.

Shinobu isn't my fav girl but shit I'd smash.

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Answer to all questions is ugly.
>Tfw too intwlligent to believe the personality meme

Perspective is everything

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I'm not
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I'm not
>"I'm miserable because ________."
I'm not
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
They are, the ones that aren't is because I'm not their type, which is fine
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
I really don't know anymore, this place is full of the most pathetic self pitying losers, and also its probably about 50% 14 year old kids now who are posting gay shit or pathetic stories about their day to day school experiences
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
I don't know what that means

>>35720114
why the hell do you identify with and post on a board meant for losers to vent if you're so well adjusted?

>>35719152
im a compulsive asshole
i have no work ethic
i hate everyone and they hate me
im fat and ugly
i was waiting for someone to post something new on /tg/
literally perfect

>"I'm a loner because ________."
I have no social skills and can't hold a conversation.
>"I'm a loser because ________."
All of the hobbies I have are hopelessly obscure, and that doesn't help my negative social skills.
>"I'm miserable because ________."
because I'm a loner loser.
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I'm not an interesting person on the surface. Intense social anxiety doesn't give them a better impression.

>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
Because I have nothing better to do.
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
Because we're currently in the timeline where everyone else is fucking dead and she's the only thing left living with a hole.
Oh wait no id still choose adult Mayoi.

>>35720150
I honestly don't know, I feel for the guys who aren't in it for the self pity, the ones who are genuinely in a shit place for reasons out of their control, and the reasons for my being so well adjusted are all factors that are out of my control, so I can sympathise with those who didn't get so lucky. That said I do think I've got advice to give to some of the guys on here, I was massively depressed as a teen and I can feel for the suicidal, but I want them to know it can get better. Which in some cases it really can. That said I do also do dumb surveys like the one I did above, just for some form of self reflection.

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I'm ugly
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I'm ugly
>"I'm miserable because ________."
I'm ugly
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I'm ugly
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
I'm ugly
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
She's not, you faggot

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
i dont like people so i prefer to avoid them
>"I'm a loser because ________."
i ignore social norms which dictate who is loser and who is not
>"I'm miserable because ________."
i realize that this state is neccessary and unavoidable and it can not change
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
i am unattractive, dont take care of myself, immature, unskilled, childish, weird, cant talk to women etc.
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
i like talking to people like me which there are none irl
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
i dont really watch anime, but shinobu is shit-tier waifu

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>>35720269
>I give advice to the people on here
don't
you have not gone through any of what the people on here have and you lack empathy which means your advice is going to be shit and do nothing but prop up your own little ego

I'll be dead honest OP

I'm a loner because when I do try to hang out with people it makes me feel like shit. Because I'm such a failure compared to everyone. I fucked up in high school, luckily I turned it around the last two years and I was able to get into a good state university. Now I'm obsessed with maintaining good grades so I study more than I socialize. I joined clubs and work and volunteer as well, but I don't consider any of the people in them my friends, just my colleagues.

I'm a loser because I'm 18 and I never kissed or had a sex with a girl. I'm absolutely terrified of driving. I couldn't even get a job until I turned 18 while most Chads and Stacies got one at 15 or 16. I don't go out a lot, I don't socialize, besides work and study I have autistic childish hobbies I should have let go of long ago such as anime. I'm positive my parents are disappointed in me and wished they had more than one child. They had such high expectations and I just couldn't meet them. The only people who talk to me do it most likely out of pity.

I'm miserable because I absolutely hate public education. I hated high school and I hate university, I hate how much everything costs and how much debt it puts you in. I have a constant pit of anxiety and sorrow in my stomach. I feel so lonely because I want a girlfriend but there's no way I'll ever get one unless I pay for the experience. I barely scrape by with the money I make at my internship. I can't fathom how I'm going to handle 3 more years of universit without killing myself. I'm already having thoughts of suicide, it'd be so much easier to just end it all.

Women aren't attracted to me because I'm not attractive. I'm muscular but my face is at best average. I don't have a car, I have childish hobbies, and I don't really pay women much attention since they never seem to pay me attention. I would but I don't see the point, they all want a Chad and I'm just not Chad.

I post on /r9k/ because this place makes me feel at home.

>>35720358
It works for me, none of them will ever do anything I say, but it opens my world view somewhat to interact with them, and if they go on to do any of the shit I recommend then maybe they'll grow and develop some form of happiness. I'd rather give it a try, that said I do somewhat lack empathy, so my condescending advice might not help them one bit, but that isn't my problem.

I'm a loner because...
>I'm socially inept and have little desire to go out and meet new people. I have friends but maybe only see them once every month or so
I'm a loser because ...
>I don't have any creative outlets at the moment. No job just sitting around like a duck
I'm miserable because...
> I've had a rough past 6 months
Women aren't attracted to me because...
>I'm socially inept. I've been told I'm handsome from reputable sources but I'm serious about my lack of social skills. Most girls find me "intimidating" cause I don't talk
I post on /r9k/ because...
>I like the bot, eliminates spam and duplicate threads
Shinobu is my favorite girl because...
>I am not familiar with this anime. Nico robin is my waifu

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>>35720472
>admitting to being a normal fag with unhelpful advice
Why do you do this?

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>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
People are boring plebs and I'm so so great.
Also I'm an autistic sperg.
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I've chosen to be one.
>"I'm miserable because ________."
I enjoy self-pity and I'm damaged on a fundamental level.
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I'm not attracted to them either.
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
I don't, but your post caught my attention by being one of the few r9k posters with a modicum of taste.
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
My true mentor, my guiding moonlight.
She's light of my life, fire of my loins.
Blessed perfection.

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>>35720580

A ten shun
pic unrelated it's my doggy

>>35720580
I don't do it often. Also I don't consider myself normal, normal people are stupid and watch TV all day or drink every weekend. I waste a fair bit of time on 4chan but I did some boxing tonight, and I'm planning to work on my dissertation later. I do things that I see as being constructive to me. Anyway back to me giving shitty advice, as I said I don't make a regular thing of it, like you said it is impossible for me to know these peoples' situations. But I do occasionally come across something where I feel like an input can be given. I have a lot of experience with women, and when I see guys being played by girls it fucks me off, so I give out some real talk there. But I know they won't follow it, I wouldn't have at their age.

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
people mostly suck
>"I'm a loser because ________."
yet to be successful
>"I'm miserable because ________."
life is objectively trash
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
they don't know I exist
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
it's the only good board that has no topic
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
anime is trash, all of it. gooks do not understand human emotions, thus can not make anything meaningful

>>35719152
"I'm an Asian American male" covers most of these.

>>35720701
>anime is trash
Why are you on an anime website then.

>>35719152

>Time to be honest, anon.
>"I'm a loner because ____I'm too redpilled. I have friends but they are all bluepilled retards____."
>"I'm a loser because ____no gf according to chad___."
>"I'm miserable because ____socially awkward____."
>"Women aren't attracted to me because ___robbie rotten tier chin____."

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>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I've always lived in the countryside and I had no one to talk with when I was young.

>"I'm a loser because ________."
I don't know how to relate with people so I shell myself and I'm scared of being in the centre of attancion

>"I'm miserable because ________."
I'm scared of the future.

>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I cannot fall in love as I'm afraid to open myself.

>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
It used to be a good place.

>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
The show is full of favourite girl.

>>35719152

>"I'm a loner because ________."
I always ended up not enjoying social outings, and even though girls have heavily showed interest in me in the past, I have no idea how to ask them out.
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I think I'm better than others even though I am not particularly smart, not particularly strong, not particularly kind, etc.
>"I'm miserable because ________."
I dont know if I can ever be happy. Nothing has real meaning to me, I learned to deal with strong emotions and major trauma from a young age so nothing has much of an effect on me.
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
Women have been attracted to me in the past, I am a lean 6ft 1 aryan with decent facial genetics, but I have no idea how to ask them out or even flirt with them. I just end up talking to them like normal dudes and when they see I'm not interested they either stop caring or think I'm gay.
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
I'm a lonely kissless virgin like everyone else here.
>"Akari is my favorite girl because _________."
She is cute and nice.

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I live with autism and I find it extremely hard to talk and interact with other humans so I just choose to live alone.
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I have no friends and my family doesn't like me and want to see me.
>"I'm miserable because ________."
I live everyday knowing that nothing will change in my life because I don't have it in me to make the change.
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I'm a coward and I talk and sound retarded. I have speech and mental problems.
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
I don't go out of my house unless I need to so I just go on here a lot.
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
What the fuck is a Shinobu?

I'm not a loner
I'm not a loser
I'm miserable because I'm in love with a girl I shouldn't be in love with
Women are attracted to me, but I'm not very confident
I post on /r9k/ because I can, because I want to, because it makes me feel better about myself and because it's hilarious to see the fags go apeshit at the mere mention that I got my dick wet once.
Shinobu is trash waifu go kill yourself op.

>>35721045
Any man who calls other man's waifu trash while not posting his girl of choice is a coward.
You're not some coward, are you anon?

>>35719152
I'm a loner because I'm scared of other people
I'm a loser because I have no motivation to better myself or goals
I'm miserable because I have no prospects for my future besides inheriting my parents fortune when they die.
Women aren't attracted to me because I'm a massive beta and can't make eye contact, and have stupid hair.
I post on /r9k/ because it has the best threads
waifus are retarded

>>35721096

I don't have a waifu I'm just shitposting.

>>35721124
Chicken chicken chickennnnnn buh-gawk

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"I'm a loner because I'm awkward as fuck."
"I'm a loser because lazy and dumb but unironically think I'm smart ."
"I'm miserable because no gf."
"Women aren't attracted to me because I always look loke someone stole my yogurt ."
"I post on /r9k/ because nothing better to do."
"Shinobu is my favorite girl because Actually Anzu is best girl so fuck you ."

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I have a hard time to express my emotions and people don't like to be around someone who is a bloody robot
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I'am a big idiot who lost all motivation in life after in college graduation
>"I'm miserable because ________."
I never had anyone who i loved or cared
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I never see them
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
I don't leave my house in weeks and probably will not leave it in the next month either
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
She is not

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>>35721155
>GuP is his favourite gooktoon

>>35720736
to make fun of gook shit and whiny little gook lovers like you
you fucking faggot

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>>35721155
>he watches waifubait military show #46

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I genuinely find most people uninteresting
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I can't keep a woman
>"I'm miserable because ________."
I can't keep a woman
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
They are attracted to me they just leave me because I'm boring to them I guess
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
Shitposting mostly
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
Don't watch anime

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>>35721243
>>35721295
GuP is is fucking amazing. You know shit about anime don't reply to me or post in this thread ever again

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>>35719152
I'm a loner because I always thought I was interesting enough
I'm a loser because I never put effort on anything
I'm miserable because I regret every damn decision I've made
Women aren't attracted to me because I'm not tall nor muscular, even fat-asses have qt gfs
I post on /r9k/ because I think I'll feel more accepted surrounded by other losers
Quetzalcoatl is my favorite girl because big tiddy aztec goddess

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>>35721359
lole make me fagboy
you have bad taste and you know it

>>35720424
We are very similar anon, except you have an internship so you're already doing better than me.

You got that for you. :)

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>>35721369
>seasonal waifus

>>35719152
>Time to be honest, anon.
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I don't like to pretend to enjoy being around boring people.
>"I'm a loser because ________."
It is impossible for me to care about something if I don't enjoy it; so the only things I care about are anime, video games, and music. I dropped out of high school because it was impossible for me to even force myself to do any meaningful amount of work, simply because it wasn't something that I enjoyed.
>"I'm miserable because ________."
My parents hate me, I only do one thing, which is play competitive shooters, and I even suck ass at that despite thinking I'm actually good
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I never go out of my way to approach them, and the few times that I did it was always really awkward. My hobbies are all considered wierd by normies so I basically have 0 chance of ever being in a relationship
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
All of my favorite boards have gone to complete shit, so I'm just kind of roaming boards now hoping to find interesting threads like this one
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
who

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>>35721359
its a fun anime but its meme tier desu

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Shinobu is my wife!!!!!

>>35719954
sam3 m8 l3l n1neg@g

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>>35721459
>>35721404
The only thing with bad taste and meme tier here are you two. If you can't see brilliance of this anime I truly pity you. Must be hard living a life with no understanding of beauty. So fuck off cunts

>>35719152

"I'm a loner because I am poor."
"I'm a loser because I can't support myself."
"I'm miserable because the future is far away."
"Women aren't attracted to me because I have ragged clothes, am fat, and have no future."
"I post on /r9k/ because It feels good to unwind and shitpost anonymously."
"Shinobu is my favorite girl because she has the best body type."

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>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I'm not.
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I'm not.
>"I'm miserable because ________."
I'm not.
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
They are.
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
Pic related

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>>35721431
As mexican I have 3 duties
>pay wall
>do my military service
>Love and pray to my ancestors' god (which turned out to be a goddess)

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"I'm a loner because I'm mentally ill."
"I'm a loser because I'm avoidant."
"I'm miserable because I'm depressed."
"Women aren't attracted to me because I'm pasty and overweight."
"I post on /r9k/ because I'm lonely."
"Shinobu is my favorite girl because I am an actual pedophile."

i would violate shinobu

>>35721552
>>35721515
If she actually aligns with your nationality I have to commend you.

I'm shy
I'm shy and stupid
I'm shy and stupid
I'm shy and stupid
I'm shy and stupid
Don't know who that is

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I've been one for so long that I don't know any other way.
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I lack the motivation to do anything about it and procrastinate whenever possible.
>"I'm miserable because ________."
Even when I put in effort to make things right, nothing ever seems to go my way.
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I'm too socially inept for them to stick around long enough to like me.
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
It's one of the few places left where people like me gather.
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
She isn't.

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>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because being near people expends me."
>"I'm a loser because I don't want to win."
>"I'm miserable because the world keeps trying to force me to."
>"Women aren't attracted to me because I don't fucking know, who cares."
>"I post on /r9k/ because I don't understand the world ."
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because I don't know who the fuck she is. I learn to despise who I know."

most people are literally shit. Either stupid or rude or both.
I'm not a loser imo
I'm not completing my goals
I literally don't even try. I swipe on tinder sometimes and occasionally talk with some matches but I've gone on like 2 dates so far in my life.
I'm nearly autistic
idk who the fuck shinobu is

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>"I'm a loner because
because interacting with others is hard for people with low emotional inteligence like me.
>"I'm a loser because
who cares? at the end the winner and loser both will die. Searching for approval of normies is a shallow idea.
>"I'm miserable because
lack of purpose, days became repetitive cycles where everything is the same.
>"Women aren't attracted to me because
because im not attractive and i will never serve them as a convenient tool or free food service, therefore they dont want me as friend either.
>"I post on /r9k/ because
even here i barely relate with people because most of them are more social that me a friendless virgin
what i like about 4chan in general is anonimity
the only place where i can interact with others witout actually interacting in a personal level
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because
Mayoi is more cute

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>"I'm a loner because ________."
I'm broken in the mind
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I am good
>"I'm miserable because ________."
I am what I am. It's not good enough and my mind tortures me even when it is.
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I am what I am. They don't find it attractive and I'm not changing for anybody.
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
On some level I connect with people here. We are all broken in our own ways.
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
I don't even know who that is.

>"I'm a loner because ________."
I do not enjoy the company of the normies at uni.
>"I'm a loser because ________."
As a bourgeois, I was raised in the cynicism of class condemned by History, I am apathetic and lack any kind of passion or ambition.
>"I'm miserable because ________."
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I hate myself, and do not think I deserve to be loved.
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
It iss a place where I can find posts that are often funny, sometimes relatable, and on very rare occasions clever.
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
I never watched Bakemonogatari but I know she has a special bonding thing that makes you share the same emotions and stuff, it seems pretty neat, and she can be loli, teen or full grown, and she has lots of sweet hentai.

I'm a shy introvert by nature and I've lost my faith in humans.
I have no real talents and lost both the genetic and the environmental lottery.
My life has been shit.
I'm a loser. I don't know if they actually ignore me because I am autistic.
It has good content sometimes and I'm addicted.
She isn't.

>>35719152
1. I have a crippling fear of people
2. I hate interacting with anyone
3. I know the future will only be worse
4. I look like an ogre
5. No where else to go

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>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I have no real friends I can actually talk to about shit. I just have paper-thin "friends" that I talk to about dumb sports and girls with.
"I'm a loser because ________."
I dress up like a fucking 50s greaser as my casual wear
"I'm miserable because ________."
I'm nothing but a beta orbiter to the love of my life
"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I'm the idiot jokester on campus and women think I'm unironically a Nazi (long story)
"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
I'm fucking sad as shit and everyone here gets that. We're all equals on /r9k/, this is a comfy place and I'm glad I'm here among fellow /miserables/
"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
The only anime I've ever watched was with the chick who I'm a beta orbiter to, so I have no idea who that is. Feels bad man, should I just give up and devolve into waifuism already?

"I'm a loner because I choose to be."
"I'm not a loser."
"I'm not miserable anymore."
"Women are attracted to me.
"I post on /r9k/ because I saw this post. Usually lurk and laugh at people."

>>35719152
I'm a loner because I generally don't like people.
I'm a loser because I can't do anything.
I'm miserable because I'm a failure, I hate my friends and I can't get over her.
Women aren't attracted to me because I'm boring, ugly and irritable.
I post on /r9k/ because its mentality give me valuable perspective on people.
I have no idea who Shinobu is.

I'm a loner because pretty bad social skills, cant relate to anyone i find
I'm a loser because dunno really, guess its for the same reason as above
I'm miserable because no gf
Women aren't attracted to me because my acne, probably
I post on /r9k/ because i can relate to the other anons and its better than /b/
Shinobu is trash faggot

>>35722078
OP said be honest, anon.

>>35719152
too insecure about my bad breath/poor convesational skills/ugly face to talk to anyone
loser because my only activity outside of writing college papers is playing vidya and arguing with shitlibs over the internet
women arent attracted to me because im an ugly nonwhite beta with low self esteem, bad hygiene etc.
i post on r9k because i originally came here as a male feminist but now i've grown to hate women
anime sucks

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I like it that way
>"I'm a loser because ________."
i'm too lazy to make things right
>"I'm miserable because ________."
i've never done anything right in my entire life, also, because i still miss her
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
i'm ugly as sin and dense as a rock
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
it's fun
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
ka ka ka ka

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>>35719152
"I'm a loner because ________."
I am horrible at keeping friends, I also have awful social anxiety that keeps me from doing anything other than small talk and even that is done poorly
"I'm a loser because ________."
I'm lazy, if i put more effort into things like appearance, hobbies, career and social skills then i wouldn't be a loser. It's just easier and going out into the real world scares me
"I'm miserable because ________."
I hate myself, if i had the motivation to do something about it i would, but it's not bad enough to trigger me to change nor is it weak enough for me to feel motivated
"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I'm not confident, i have a resting bitch face, I'm 5'8, I'm very much underweight and have a bad haircut. Maybe i also have an aroma of anger most of the time.
"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
It's the best way for me to talk about my feelings, i would never tell anyone any of this outside of r9k. It's somewhere i can 'talk' to people without anxiety
"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
OP is a faggot

Fuck i forgot to use greentext >>35722587
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I am horrible at keeping friends, I also have awful social anxiety that keeps me from doing anything other than small talk and even that is done poorly
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I'm lazy, if i put more effort into things like appearance, hobbies, career and social skills then i wouldn't be a loser. It's just easier and going out into the real world scares me
>"I'm miserable because ________."
I hate myself, if i had the motivation to do something about it i would, but it's not bad enough to trigger me to change nor is it weak enough for me to feel motivated
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I'm not confident, i have a resting bitch face, I'm 5'8, I'm very much underweight and have a bad haircut. Maybe i also have an aroma of anger most of the time.
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
It's the best way for me to talk about my feelings, i would never tell anyone any of this outside of r9k. It's somewhere i can 'talk' to people without anxiety
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
OP is a faggot

Sorry for the repost lads

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I stopped putting effort in after realized I was too far gone to be deserving of any form of respect from other people.
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I have no aspirations, goals, or past achievements to live up to and feel doubt about the quality of my future.
>"I'm miserable because ________."
The overwhelming sense of regret I have over not finding it in myself to go out and actually make something of myself, and the consequences of these actions.
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I'm a chubbyfat manlet with crooked teeth, a constant sad facial overture, and a rapidly receding hairline.
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
Everything in this post.
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
the ass was fat

Why not
I'm a loner because I don't ever talk with people other than friends of which i only have a few

I'm a loser because I spend way too much time on the computer and have never had a job and barely have a social life

I'm miserable because I met the perfect girl recently who actually kinda liked me too who im no longer talking with unfortunetely

Women aren't attracted to me because I barely have a life, Im broke, no car, barely have any fashion sense (t-shirts and jeans every day), and am way too big of a nerd. at least my face is kinda cute

I post on /r9k/ because Im bored

never heard of Shinobu, though I do watch anime

>>35720150
I'm not well adjusted, but the sadness of this board motivates me not to fully become like some of the bots on here. Some guys are cocky shitposters, some are bored motherfuckers with 1 trait of robots that make them feel at home, and then there's absolute lost causes. Not all the guys here are on the same train to nowhere, some are going faster and higher than others. I actually came here to vent about my annoying experiences with women, I never really had anything else in common except light things that somewhat affects every guy whose not Christian Grey

>>35719152
I'm a loner because I have a boring personality and I am aspie

I'm a loser because I am lazy as shit, and not that bright

I'm miserable because I know things are just going to keep getting worse

Women' aren't attracted to me because I am boring, beta, and aspie. Looks might play in the equation

I post on /r9k/ because of the factors above

I don't really watch anime, the psycopass movie was good though

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because I'm lazy."
>"I'm a loser because I'm lazy."
>"I'm miserable because I'm lazy."
>"Women aren't attracted to me because I'm lazy and have yucky skin."
>"I post on /r9k/ because I procrastinate, i.e. I'm lazy."
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because who?"

i just want to let you all know that i read every one of your posts

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>>35720358
>thinking you're the only people that have had shitty lives

Ok bud

>in b4 normie
Half of the people here haven't had anything really bad happen to them aside from bullying and maybe lack of good parenting.

And bullying is something that happens to even normies, just maybe not to the extent.

>>35723345
Thank you. I'd ask you to be my e-wife but

Mainly because the past woman I let into my life only want me for my money and credit score and as a safe bet so they can lock me down with kids, nope not my plan. I will enjoy single life.

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>"I'm a loner because ________."
socializing kind of exhausts me, and I'm afraid of disappointing people (which I always eventually do).

>"I'm a loser because ________."
I'm an unmotivated, depressed, self-absorbed, tranny degenerate.

>"I'm miserable because ________."
I'm an unmotivated, depressed, self-absorbed, tranny degenerate.

>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
Meh. Some are. Some aren't. I don't mind much either way. I'm not very interested in women.

>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
I'm an unmotivated, depressed, self-absorbed, tranny degenerate.

>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
I don't know who that is.

>>35719152
I'm a loner because I have no friends.
I'm a loner because I wish I had friends.
I'm miserable because I wish I had friends.
Women aren't attracted to me because I have no friends.
I post on r9k because I need to let the kids know who was here before them over 10 years ago.
I do not watch anime, its shit.

>>35723345
I like you.
orginial

>>35719152
loner because im a sociopath
loser because im lazy
miserable because lonely
women arent attracted because im ugly
i post on r9k because im bored
>implying im not already honest with myself
if youre not self aware of your problems youre a blissful normie

>>35719152
"I'm a loner because I don't like being touched. I guess it's because I used to have really bad sweating problems ."
"I'm a loser because I have low self esteem."
"I'm miserable because 22 kissless virgin with no job or experience."
"Women aren't attracted to me because low self esteem, not really an interesting person."
"I post on /r9k/ because I'm faggot."
"Shinobu is my favorite girl because I don't know her."

>>35719152
I'm a loner because I shy away from genuine human contact,
I'm a loser because I spent the first thirty years of my life dicking around and playing video games, and by the time I wanted something different it was too late
I'm miserable because all that human contact I shy away from? Yeah I still need it.
Women aren't attracted to me because, actually some have been but I'm afraid to open up and trust anyone.
I post on /r9k/ because I'm not sure what else to do.
Shinobu is shit get a better waifu.

>favorite girl = waifu
I hope you newfags don't post on /a/.

>>35719152
People annoy me, and I annoy them
I'm clumsy physically and bad at videogames sometimes I guess? I don't consider it a loss to not succeed in something I never cared about though.
I don't have superpowers
I don't go outside and no woman has actually seen me, also I have a creepy face
As much as I hate you faggots there isn't anyone even remotely relateable besides you
I prefer Karen

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I don't know, I think I'm interesting and fun so either because I'm ugly or because other people are closed off and need me to start the conversation every time
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I'm alone, and I grew up on video games
>"I'm miserable because ________."
I'm alone, and I live in a terrible town with nothing happening
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I am ugly and don't show interest
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
I want to feel sad and this board helps
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
don't watch anime sorry

im a loner because I don't care

im a loser because I don't care

I'm not miserable im comfortable with my life right now

women arent attracted to me because I don't try to look nice

I post on r9k because fuck the normies im surrounded by (even though this place is 75% normie now)

no

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>>35723395
Yes, other people have it worse, but shit is relative. A guy who gets his finger cut off is still going to be in a fuck ton of pain even if another guy got two fingers cut off. I do feel sorry for other people in the world, probably a lot more than most people in a first world country, but that doesn't make me feel okay about my own life.

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I don't feel comfortable around people I don't know. I have a few close friends I'm covetous of, but I have difficulty making more unless I'm left alone, in which case I'll quickly latch onto someone else and become strong friends with them until they inevitably disappear as well.
>"I'm a loser because ________."
Because I like to tell myself that I'm some kind of diamond in the rough genius that just doesn't try, when in reality I'm probably just some vapid moron that doesn't try because the fruits of my labor will out me as just another useless asshat.
>"I'm miserable because ________."
I'm always questioning myself and remaining in a state of near constant existential sadness that I can't move on from. I don't know what the hell the point of my life is or who I even am, and no matter how connected I seem to be with other people, I still feel very alone.
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I have an ideal for what I want in women, and nobody lives up to it. I'm not attracted to most women, and those I am attracted to I don't get along with because I get insecure about my attraction; basically, when I identify that I want someone's affection, this makes me feel like a pathetic beta, which makes me wither in their presence as I become indecisive about what I want from them. I usually end up willingly friend-zoning myself to retain some semblance of pride, but in reality I'm aware that I'm mostly likely just a pussy using that as an excuse.
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
I don't come here often, just when I'm having a bad/boring day and need to wallow for a little bit among the human refuse. I come and go, but I do always come back because this is a place for useless faggots, which is what I am.
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
I'm a crab guy, but I like her and Araragi's camaraderie. A reliable and intelligent women is a better partner than someone who is merely attractive could ever be.

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>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I don't know how to talk to people, I avoid interacting and when I have to interact anyway I'm a mess
>"I'm a loser because ________."
see above
>"I'm miserable because ________."
because I'm a loner, I have no passion for anything, I'm a virgin, I have no friends, I have no gf, I don't have peoplewho look after me and I never will
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I think my looks are ok, so it's just the reaso above really
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
because I found a place where people feeling like I was feeling was the default and we could meme about other things from our perspective
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
I don't watch anime

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>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because friends are for stupid people."
>"I'm a loser because winning is for normies."
>"I'm miserable because >tfw no gf (male)."
>"Women aren't attracted to me because >liking roasties."
>"I post on /r9k/ because this is my hole, it was made for me."
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because again: >liking roasties, even in 2d."

>>35719152
I'm a loner because I'm awkward and okay being alone.
I'm a loser because I don't try.
I'm miserable because I don't enjoy much.
Women aren't attracted to me because I don't make myself desirable.
I post on /r9k/ because I get bored.
Shinobu is not my favorite girl.

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>>35723951
It's nice to see someone else who is free to wander outside the cage of normie ideas.

>>35724024
It's depressing to see how many self-loathing brainlets there are around /r9k/ these days.

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I am unwilling to be vulnerable
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I procrastinate on everything important
>"I'm miserable because ________."
I want to be
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I am unhappy
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
Procrastinating is all I know
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
I don't even know who that is.

>>35724087
I agree. A true robot hardly ever see the phrase any more appreciates the perspective given to him through being a social outcast.

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1. I feel I don't really have a place that I fit into, even among others like me.
2.^. I also devote much of my free time to do solo preoccupations such as running, eating, writing, and learning the accordion.
3. Wouldn't say I'm miserable. I've accepted my lifestyle.
4. I don't put myself out there, I immediately assume there's someone much better for her. than me. I'm incredibly awkward, and I just care too much.
5. I'm a newfag, and this is my first post.
6. The fuck's a Shinobu?

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>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
because I never had an alternative
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I don't try and gave up early
>"I'm miserable because ________."
It feels like everyone else has everything and I have nothing
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I'm a loser
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
It's one of the few places that has people like me, but most here aren't.
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
Don't have a waifu.

>>35723856
I'm not making comparisons, but don't say that other people haven't gone through the things that you may have. You're right, things are relative, but it still does not change the severity of a situation they could have been through.

>>35724295
Well, yeah, but I don't really think you in particular can understand a lot of the people here if you're pretty well socially adjusted.

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>>35719152
>i'm autistic and have a fear of rejection
>i never learn from my mistakes and have no discipline
>i get frustrated that everyone is better than me
i just want to be good at one thing but it's so hard to get good at things
>i'm ugly, poor, have no self esteem, and at the same time i'm shallow so i wouldn't date an ugly girl
>i'm lonely and i need constant distraction in order to forget my miserable existence
>Tsubasa took the spot of ultra favorite girl
Shinobu wouldn't like me anyway, i'm worse than Nadeko

>>35724396
In that case, you're probably right with most cases.

But there are also people that have experienced those things but later adjusted to semi-normie status soon after

>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because I'm terrified of rejection and betrayal."
>"I'm a loser because I smoked weed everyday since I was 14"
>"I'm miserable because of my poor life choices."
>"Women aren't attracted to me-- but they are."
>"I post on /r9k/ because old habit"
>I don't watch anime because I'm not a retard.