why don't you have any friends, idiot? you don't even

Very few people are good enough to qualify as a potential friend of mine. The number is so small as to be functionally irrelevant.

>>35713330
shut up
shut up
shut up
shut up

>>35713365
what qualities would someone need to possess to be your friend?

>>35713330
from an early age, my peers thought it'd be funnier to ostracize and alienate me rather than include me

didn't take long to get used to it and accept that I'd never have friends

>>35713330
I'm a diagnosed autist. It's not that I tried though. I get sensory overload after about 30 minutes when I go outside and I'm pure cancer at social things.

>>35713393
but you're an adult now, those people aren't in your life. people lower on the totem pole on you have friends, good friends.

are you sure you aren't just one of those weird people who is stuck between normie and literal mentally disabled person who has too much pride for whatever reason and won't associate with people like themselves?

>>35713330
I don't leave my room, I don't even remember the last time I was out

Because I'm fucking boring

>>35713420
we live in an interconnected world, you can make friends without ever getting out of bed.

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>>35713330
I have online friends, don't call me an idiot

>>35713931
then this thread isn't addressed at you dingus

>>35713330
I genuinely don't want any and I hate myself for it. I live like an animal and I'm isolated to a degree that is damaging to my brain

also I look pissed off all the time

>>35713972
if you don't want any then it's not a problem

stop letting people influence your wants

>>35713330
Most of my friends are in the past and the last one's in jail.
I fucked up enough to permanently erase happiness from the card deck, so anything I do to obtain it is futile. (for instance, making friends)
Even if I did put in the effort, I've got absolutely zero likable qualities left on me.
Even my personality is as good as gone, replaced by memes and movie references.

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I do, they're all online friends. That way none of them can intrude on my peaceful NEET life and I can choose to freely interact with them.

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poor emotional intelligence
and the 21st century definition of friendship.

>you do things for me
>i don't do shit for you.

Because I'm incredibly boring.

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I have realized that there is no reason to have any. It is purely a way for people to boost their sense of self-worth.

>>35714337
wtf I hate friends now!!!!

>>35713330
I'm a terrible friend

I'm nothing but a piece of shit to the friends I've had. Betrayed and abandoned every single one of them.

Don't see the point in trying, now. I'm over-sensitive to the point that it's destructive to both me and everyone around me, and I find it hard to see how that could ever change.

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>>35713330
I've actually avoided social interaction as much as I can. I do not want friends nor any kind of relations, I can get my dose of social interaction from my shitty family.

>>35713330
i dont want to have them because i dont like people
live your life how you want but leave me and my life choices alone you mong

I don't know . I don't know what's wrong with me. The few friends I've had over the years, I started to really hate, so I ditched them. But now I'm lonely as shit. I'm alone because of my own fault, but I'm so lonely I want to die.

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>>35713330
I try to be nice to everyone, I really really do, but people just like hurting me for some reason. The world just likes hurting me too.

>>35713330
I don't need any

>>35713330
I do have a friend, we just don't talk much anymore

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But I have one good friend and multiple people who play video games with me daily.

They are as sad as me but they are my friends. I love you guys.

>>35714010
wouldn't you feel inhuman if you lacked something as basic as a desire for companionship?

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>>35713330
Well we could be friends, but I'm not a very good friend though and have nothing to talk about.

>>35716745
you sound sweet

bypass

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>>35716964
What did he mean by this. I am too drunk to get it

>>35717055
idk your post was just cute to me, don't ask me why

>>35716745

I envy you, just a bit

I wish I was a Keion.