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Last thread died when I napped, so here it is again.

I'm bored, /r9k/, so feel free to ask me anything you want and I'll try to answer it to the best of my ability.

If you don't have any questions, I'm more than willing to just talk to you.
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>>35712193
who the fuck are you?
original
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Why would I ask you anything? What are your qualifications?
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>>35712265
A random tripfag on /r9k/.

>>35712276
I don't know, you're bored or desperate? As for qualifications, I have none.
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>>35712323
would you please just leave then?
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>>35712368
Sorry, but I have no intention to leave /r9k/.
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>tripfag thinking anyone gives a shit about him
leaf pls
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>>35712398
I already said I wouldn't, so no, sorry anon.
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>>35712193
are you gay?

also post feet
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>>35712193
why post with a fucking trip
there is no purpose
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>>35712193
too bad you didn't nap forever

literal chode licking attention whoring transbian faggot
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>>35712921
Doesn't it help him against having his thread hijacked? I've seen threads being hijacked by a bunch of people and the OPs would just abandon.
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>>35712902
Bi. Also, no, my feet are gross are manly.

>>35712921
No purpose, just like you said. Though I do wonder why people get so irrationally upset over it.

>>35712985
Eh, if a thread's being derailed, chances are nothing's gonna get it back on track, at least here.

>>35712960
Oh my, so many adjectives for little ol' me!
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>>35713052
I think the whole hatred around trips is because it helps gather attention, not really sure though.

I wonder why this board is so hateful sometimes. The best threads I've ever participated in had everyone being kind and polite towards eachother, just like good friends talking together.
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>>35713159
Yeah, that's probably why. That's also one of the reasons I try to be easy going here. There's no benefit to being a dick most of the time, so why bother?

It's just another effect of being on 4chan, I think. People feel obligated to act like an ass because they think it's expected of them. That, or they're just assholes in general.
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Please call me a cuck, Sharpie.
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>>35713396
You're a limp dicked, weak-willed, laughable little cuck, faggot.
Is that what you want? Or are you looking for more like the sad little beta bitch you are?
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>>35713468
Yes, you're right on the money. Please share more, Sharpie.
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>>35713569
Fucking Christ. Why do I seem to attract so many small, impotent, spineless fags like you?
Do they naturally acknowledge that I'm superior to them? That with they're little dicks and tiny balls, they're inferior bitch boys not worth my attention?
I swear to fucking God, if it wasn't such an ego boost to revel in my superiority, bullying sad, pathetic cucks like you, I wouldn't even give "people" like you the time of day.
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>>35713710
I think you're right, there's such a satisfying feeling of giving a (you) to someone so superior to yourself. They deserve to be spoiled for being that much better. Please continue to call me a cuck and boast of your greatness!
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Hey Sharpie do you drive a car or a motorcycle, if you drive that is? And if you don't, would you like to?
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>>35713878
Shut the fuck up and stop trying to butter me up you fucking slime. Good lord, if cucks aren't jerking their dicklets to being put in your place, they're always trying to suck up to their betters.

I don't need a dickless dumbfuck like you to tell me I'm better than you. I know it just by seeing what a fucking sorry excuse of a "man" you are.

Now shut the fuck up and stop dragging my thread down with your cuck shit. I'll bully your tiny bitch dick some more later if I feel like it, but right now, actual people are talking, not beta "males" like you.

>>35713958
I don't drive at all, but if I did, I always wanted to own a good ol' American made Jeep.
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>>35714047
I know you said to stop but your thread needs bumped, people need to bask in your glory. Sorry Sharpie.
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>>35714453
You're a dependable little fag, aren't you? Still, I'll take a bump, even if it's from a pillow biting cuck like you.
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>>35712193
Kys immediately you faggot roleplayer
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>>35712193
Oh vey tis me again!
What's up since last time?

>Every non-lewd picture I got is >2MB
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GIVE ME FREE (you)'S
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>>35714637
Hey Tankfag, how was Uni? Nothing much took a nap earlier, bullied some fag I know on Discord, etc.

>>35714649
(You)
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>>35714675
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE (you)!
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>>35714675
Was pretty shit as usual, but at least the year is coming to its end and now I got more time to...to...do what?
Aw yeah, that's right: do nothing on 4chan.
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>>35714589
Please tell me if there's anything else I can to help Sharpie!
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>>35712193
alright faggot, tell me your political stance
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>>35714795
I didn't expect the spanish inquisition to come all the way down here...

>I give up...
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wadda ya think of cute little gorls hehe
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>>35714769
The ultimate time waster, but I won't lie and say it isn't fun to shitpost.

>>35714780
I just might. I like eager betas like yourself. So quick to please you'll do damn near anything.

>>35714795
MAGA
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>>35712193
your steem?
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>>35712193
Why do people like the 90s so much?
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>>35714866
TYVM! I will wait obediently in case you have any whims.
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>>35712193
What do you think of patriotism?
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>>35714866
what is the best duchy and why is it the duchy of burgundy?
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>>35712193
How do you think one lives an exciting life?
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>>35714866
Yes but I used to do so many things...I'd like to play some vidya but I got nobody to play with and I'm too tired for that anyway...

>>35714918
HEY MA BOIII, I'm from burgundy! Tip of the fedora to you.

>>35714886
Because they've never been into it.
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>>35714876
Don't have one, my toaster can barely run League, let alone half the shit on Steam. Also, poorfag.

>>35714886
Because it reminds them of a "better" time. In reality, they were just too young to really notice any of the problems and only experienced the good due to their lack of worldview because pretty much all 90's fags were little kids at the time.

>>35714914
I fully support having deep love and admiration for one's country. I love America and its ideals.

>>35714918
Because he doesn't clash as much as the Duchy of Cyan.

>>35714900
Good boy.

>>35714942
By actively going out and experiencing as many new sensations, sights, and adventures as one possibly can.
You don't need to do any of that to have a happy life,though, of course.
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>>35714942
Eventually it comes with living a detached life, away from reality, as if you were a 3rd observer of your own daily experience, only to snap back to your own self in the happiest of moments. It does allow you to enjoy more of the little things, and be happy for very little.
But that's how I do it, at least.

>just realized my H folder is three time the size of the general one...Oh boiii, I've gone far then deep end
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>>35715089
I want to see Sharpie creampie Hex-chan!
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>>35715393
I do too. It helps that she's my waifu.
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Hey I have a serious question here: sometimes I ejaculate into my own mouth and drink my cum, does that make me gay?
And I want to clarify: I'm not attracted into men at all, in fact i'm not attracted by anything else than 2D, but somehow that particular thing gets me real fucking diamond hard.
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>>35715443
Nah, you're not gay. You're just a kinky motherfucker, dear anon.
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>>35715031
Now, your opinion on the glorious kingdom of Norway
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>>35715492
Don't care much about European history, but I've heard they were pretty stand up guys. Hellavu lot better than those Frank fucks, at least.
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>>35715429
Can I kiss her hands after you've made them all sticky? Hands aren't lewd so it should be fine.
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>>35715492
It's just Sweden's bitch, you gotta admit.
But still pretty cool tho, if only for Breevik
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>>35715556
No. But I'll allow you to worship her feet. If you're lucky, some of my jizz might drip down onto them after I've fucked her cunt.

Now stop stinking up the thread with your limp wristed, baby dick fantasies you cuck.
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>>35715614
Good taste in waifu
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>>35715614
Hey by the way, what kind of music do you listen? Maybe if you're into the same stuff as I you'd be able to refresh my myusic collekshiun.
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>>35715692
Any good pictures of her with Chandelure?
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>>35715566
fucking swedish shits, always trying to mess with their betters
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>>35715711
Nah I got Shauntal though
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>>35715695
I mentioned this last thread, but I'm mainly into indie and alternative rock shit.

Stuff like The Killers, Oberhofer, Divine Comedy, Weezer, etc,

>>35715692
The best

>>35715711
I'm sure there's some out there, but I don't have any, sorry.
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Whew, I feel alive once more...

>>35715743
Well, good riddance. Now at least you don't have a feminist governme...
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>>35715791
KK, so you mind sharing sum, if only one?
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>>35715791
what is you opinion on putin
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>>35712193
"There is no path.
Beyond the scope of light, beyond the reach of Dark...
...what could possibly await us?
And yet, we seek it, insatiably...
Such is our fate."

What did he mean by this?
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>>35715847
he's a cool fellah.
If Russia wasn't so shit economically, i probably wouldn't mind living under his pawn, as I'm a good boy I swear Lord Savior Putin King of the Slavs I was a good boy I promise.
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>>35715842
Sure. Sawdust and Hot Fuss are my two favorite albums by the Killers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvxr8BdZswY&list=PL3BE22F17397D1945&index=13

>>35715847
I respect his gumption and attitude, but as an American, I'm wary.

>>35715871
Good or evil, we always move towards tomorrow and the unknown, even if we don't know why.
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>>35715614
Thank you Sharpie you're too generous! I shall pray for sticky feet/cum stained clothing and be quiet.
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>>35712193
What are your thoughts on existentialism? Any thoughts you live your life by?
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>>35715941
It's interesting, and I think it makes some sense. As for my life? I just to be happy the best I can with what I have. No point in moping about, being a slug, you know?
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>>35715777
>>35715791
Bummer. Thanks anyway lads.
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>>35715927
Hmmm, I'm not convinced...
Welp, at least I tried.
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>>35716004
What is the best experience? Well I guess by definition it would be getting what you want whatever that might be? Are you then not trapped in a cycle of wanting and getting? Is there a way out?

Also play fuck, marry, kill with Hex, Shauntal, and Sabrina

Also out of Chandelure anon
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>>35712193
hello tripfriendo
what kind of things do you look for in a partner? do you have one?
do you think i'll ever find a qt dominant gf?
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>>35716100
Spending the whole day with friends, exploring the city, then finally relaxing afterward by doing whatever the hell I want, usually fapping or vidya.

As for a cycle? Nah, I'd never say I'm trapped, especially since my wants are minimal and I'm never too bummed if I don't get something.

Kill Sabrina
Fuck Shauntal
Marry Hex

>>35716111
I don't really know what I want. Like in lifestyle, I wouldn't ask for much. I'd just want them to be aware and understanding of my wants, needs, and when I want to be alone.

Nah, I've only had ever had a relationship in Middle school, and I've never wanted another one since then.
I've just found that being romantically involved with someone isn't a necessity when it comes to being happy. If anything, it can actually be a detriment in some cases.

I think you will, dear anon. You just gotta go out there and find her.
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>>35716111
Not OP, and this answer will probably be pretty boring, but ey...
>what kind of things do you look for in a partner?
that's the big thing: I don't know, i'm not looking for anyone, being used to live a very solitary life. Chatting with people on the internet is enough to keep me sane
>do you have one?
Obviously no. I never tried, and I don't know if it works like that for other, but I really don't miss what I've never experienced. it reminds me of what happens when I tell the story of my grandparents: on my mother's side, they both died when I was born, and on my father's side, they disowned him, and I therefore never saw them. People would often say "man that's sad" or "isn't too hard?", but I really feel fine about it, because once again I never felt what it was, end therefore I am not craving for it. But maybe I'm the only one working like that.
>do you think i'll ever find a qt dominant gf?
You can find everything you want, if you look hard enough for it.

By the way, HOI III>IV?
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>>35716248
Hyped for Bannerlord?
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>>35716248
What was your favorite experience/moment with 4chan?

How would you be different without it?

Also you should check out Ako Tamaki she's a lot like Hex
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>>35716381
I'm not a PC gamer, so no.

>>35716401
The Samurai Jack threads are pretty fun on /co/, especially during new episodes.
I think when I first started going to 4chan last year was the best moment, though.
As for being different? I'd be a hellavu lot more bored with myself without a main site to go to for shit.

Ako looks like a cutie.
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>>35716480
What's the point of these threads? Killing time? Seen others do it? Shooting the shit?

What's the best question you've been asked?
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>>35712193
W a n n a be my gf (male)?
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Hey, OP. I'm both happy and a little jealous that other people are starting to do interaction/(You) threads. W-were you inspired by someone? Not that I care or anything, though, kono baka.
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>>35716520
Killing time and shooting the shit. I like talking to people here and I imagine other robots want someone to talk to as well.

Don't know, haven't been asked too many before. I'm always flattered when someone asks me to be their gf/bf, though.

>>35716550
I wasn't inspired by anyone directly, but I have noticed a lot of these threads popping up lately, which is always nice.

>>35716544
Sorry, dear anon, but I'm not looking for love.
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>When your answer gets totally ignored
Why is the world so rough... i'm gonna drown my sadness into some more coffee then.
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>>35716624
>implying our relationship would be about love and not cocklust
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>>35716624
you thoughts on the shit that happened in london
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>>35716635
Which one was you?

>>35716624
Favorite book and movie?
What's the best movie you've seen recently

Gotta go to work
Hope your thread goes well
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>>35716699
Fair point, but I still have to pass, sorry.

>>35716710
I don't like Muslims. Neither do my friends.

>>35716740
Book: Catch-22
Movie: Forrest Gump
Moana was pretty good, I loved all the songs and the visuals.
Have a good anon, and thanks.
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Tell me a story about yourself or your life, OP senpai. Something juicy and personal, possibly embarrassing.
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>>35716740
T'was this one >>35716370 , dedicated to the other anon.

Also, plz give us an idea of your handwriting.
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>>35716624
Also what's your favorite Hex maniac image? Pic gif or webm whatever is just the best

You should also check out Soap9000's Hex maniac comic thing

Or was it soapmonster?
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>>35712193
are you rich and feeling generous for a poorfag in need?
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>>35716370
I feel like I want a solitary life but I'm not sure. I picture myself as bored alone. However I need that time to progress in hobbies you know? It would be nice to have friends for discussion but maybe here will do. I was very extroverted as a kid but became very introverted. I might also be a sperg. Maybe I shouldn't care about that dichotomy, I feel like people try and fit a definition rather than doing what they want.
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What do you think of the various races?
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>>35716824
Hmm. Well, you remember earlier when I said my only relationship was in middle school? Well, there's a reason for that.

Being the horny little weirdo I was, it was only natural the only gf I got was equally horny and weird. We were going steady for about a week or so before we decided to skip lunch and roam the halls a bit.
We end up in the upstairs hallways and she pulls me into the girls bathroom.
We start making out, poorly, but neither of us cared since it was hot as fuck.
We make our way into a nearby stall and take a seat, I on the toilet, her on my lap. We grind on each other until she starts taking off her shirt, and I take out my dick.

Then a teacher walks in and it goes downhill from there. Suffice to say, it ended poorly.

>>35716843
This one>>35715429 and all related Thicc Maniac images by the same artist.
This gif is pretty good too.

>>35716860
Nope, I'm a poorfag myself, sorry.

>>35716984
I think a lot of stuff about various races. I'd rather not get into detail about them , though.
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>>35716917
I always was very introverted, and spoke very late. Up until I was 14 I only spoke to people out of pure necessity, and would spend the rest of my day just living in my own fantasies. That part of me died when I grew up, and I feel quite bad about it.
I also was bullied quite a lot, so I guess it took part into the equation. I feel like I can be more open to people behind a computer because there is none of these physical barriers that I end up feeling in the outside world.
But hey, live your life like you want. I guess you shouldn't worry about it and just go where your emotions guide you: if you want to be more open, go out and see people, even though it's hard or scary at first, and if you want to live alone, try it, and see if it fits you.

Anyway, it looks like you should go to work, so have a good one.
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>>35712193
how do I make friends originally
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>>35712193
Any there any other girls like Hex and frog girl you know if?
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>>35716984
Although there are biological differences between the races, they are very minute when you compare them to the results of where people grow up, how they are being educated and fed.
So I don't see race as a relevant factor in real life, but rather where people come from.
>when the only picture of a non-white character you have is above 2MB
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>>35713052
Most tripfags are annoying. It's somewhat tolerable in small numbers but I don't understand why someone would try and be a name on a anonymous image board instead of using Reddit or Tumblr.
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>>35717115
Tripfags is the cancer that is killing /r9k/.
That and fembots...
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>>35717065
Appeal and find those with similar interests, viewpoints, and qualities like your own.

>>35717093
Tomoko from Watamote.
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>>35717115
I want to see those legs spread!
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>>35717022
Thanks m8. Hope you have a nice day
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Shameful bump of boredom and tired eyes.
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>>35717650
Hey bb wan sum fuk?
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>>35717712
Yeh, gib dat dik
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>>35717650
I was going to bump it if it got into 9+ territory, Sharpie!
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>>35717780
I love beta cuck faggots like you. They're so pathetic it wraps around back to being adorable.
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>>35717898
I couldn't accept such a comfy thread to disappear into the Oblivion without putting my life on the line!

Who gives a fuck about history here?
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>>35717898
Thank you but the praise is undeserved, I want to be of even more use.
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W-would you fuck me, OP?
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>>35717755
>rejects my offer to be my gf (male)
>is okay with being fucked
What a whore
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>>35718051
Your service is appreciated, Soldier.

>>35718067
I'm sure you will.

>>35718109
Yes. You have a very nice and very fat donk, dear anon.

>>35718134
I am what I am!
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I keep getting assraped in my game and it's not fair...
I need to see more lewd to calm myself down...
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>>35718356
What game? World of Tanks? Also, what kind of lewds?
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>>35718356
What game Tankdude?
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>>35718377
>>35718420

Anon guessed right.
I'm in a bad streak of braindead polski kids.
>Always MVP and losing

And as for the lewds...Anything quite vanilla and straight would do I guess
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>>35718239
>donk
Oh, gosh, Anon. Such flattery. But I was just pretending to be gay, you silly faggot. It's not that I actually wanted you to pound my tight, meaty Asian ass or anything.
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>>35718644
Sounds rough. I downloaded WoT for the Xbone a few days ago myself and it's a bitch to get blown to shit early on or be one of the few people still left standing.

>>35718694
Asian, eh? I thought you looked a little thin, even for a white guy.
It's too bad you aren't actually gay, either. I'd love to feel those sweet cheeks of yours in my hand, spreading and massaging them at my own leisure.
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>>35718798
Yes, it's a very...difficult game, mostly because anybody with enough knowledge can simply dominate the game, and it takes quite some time to get what you have to do not to die miserably...
Honestly, the only reasons why I play it are:
>I've been playing it for 5 years now
>Spent hundreds into it
>Can make lewdzz skins very easily (see pic)

But it still gives me quite some fun from time to time when games get really tense and energetic.
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>>35718798
Nice meaty bodies were made for Sharpie cock!
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>>35718908
Kek, you can use that online and not get banned?
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>>35718798
I'm actually a bit heavy for someone of my height due to my muscularity, and that (old)pic was extra flattering with arms strategically placed to cover my belly. But I have been eating less lately and looking extra sexy, as I want to be leaner and lose my mild gyno/flabbiness in the chest. What's your location, so I know where to stay away from to avoid gay molestation?
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>>35718798
>Xbone
>tfw too poor to play anything online
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>>35718949
Only I can see it, because it's a simple change of the game textures. I also edited loading screens, voices, and more, but I need to translate it into the new update...

>My latest one, need to lewd-ify it, but I don't know with which character
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>>35718908
>>I've been playing it for 5 years now
>Spent hundreds into it
Yeah, I understand that. All that time and effort makes you feel obligated to continue it?

Also, nice, not having access to lewd shit is just another bane of having a toaster and an Xbone I guess.

>>35718935
And eager sissy cucks like you were made to service it!

>>35718981
It's nice to hear that you're working on improving yourself, dear anon. I live in Texas btw.

Also, you can't molest the willing, can you?
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>>35719012
Same. I actually only have a few days left of the WoT free trial. I haven't bought Xbox Live in years, back when I still used my old 360.
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>>35719028
It's not that I fell obligated, but I still mostly enjoy the game, and the way the developers take care of it and actually listen to the community. Even though it's far from perfect, it is being constantly refined, so that's nice.
And IIRC, there is a way to install mods on consoles with the new generation, but god knows how...

>Meesa love shiny colors

>>35719067
Free trial? You mean you are forced to pay for the live service?
Try it on PC instead: the game is so much easier to play with a mouse, and it's F2P
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>>35719028
Of coursh Sharpie, it's all about the superior male being drowned in pleasure from the subordinates.
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>>35718644
>only two marks
wew lad, it's pretty yellow in here
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>>35719146
>Too big
Remember the golden rule
If tits=head, then perfect
tits<head, then ok
tits>head: BURN IT

>>35719160
I'll have you know that I'm at 1650, and at 3000 recent, so would you kindly stop these kind of assumptions you dirty polski russian med spammer

>3 marks on the best t6 of the game
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>>35719067
My last trial was a couple of months ago or so but in between WoT and Warframe I got burned out pretty quickly so I'm not that eager to buy a subscription, I started playing on PC but since that broke I tried it on 360 when it came out so the jump in graphics along with a stable framerate (and not having to use a shitty mouse which made it really hard to snipe and lag which made it impossible to hit anything) between shitty toaster, not as shitty toaster and toaster was pretty nice
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>>35719215
>brags about 3-marking a tier 6
>sub 4k rwn8 poster in MY THREAD
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>>35719028
>Texas
Haha. I'm way far away on the east coast, so I'm very safe from your brutal, humiliating anal assault. I'll never have to worry about shedding tears as you shoot spurt after spurt of hot cum deep in my ass.
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>>35719241
Well sorry mister OMNI-KAZNA statpadder. Now please stop shitting on my boots, it's dirty.
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>>35712193
Would you more likely to have sex with Buck Angel or Kimber James, also what should I have for snack tonight?
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Friendly reminder that the amx 30b is the most aesthetic tank in the game
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>>35719310
A bagel with some nice quality cheese
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>>35713159
>>35713186
Everyone is hateful because a few of us original posters don't want you fucking /r/ fags here. Just fucking leave. Don't respond with some bullshit self justification. Fuck off and don't come back.
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>>35719329
I beg to disagree sir...
And it is literally shit-tier IG, use tier 9 instead.
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>>35712193
What are you doing what would you rather be doing
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>>35719104
That's good, I feel a similar way about League myself since I've put down so many hours into.

You're forced to pay for Xbox Live/Gold if you want to play games online and get free shit and other benefits, the free trial basically allows you to bypass that for a week before it expires. Imagine having a TV but paying cable, but instead of monthly costs, it's just 60 bucks once a year.

I would play on PC, but my toaster can't handle it, sadly.

>>35719146
I'm glad a dumb faggot like you knows his place. It's always nice to see a cuck embrace his inferiority and serve his bull dutifully with a smile on his face and a hard-on in his undies.

>>35719229
Yeah, I doubt I'm gonna get a subscribition for WoT, but I'm considering giving Overwatch a try.
I hate using a keyboard and mouse myself, give me a controller any day of the week.

>>35719252
Oh, dear anon, you almost sound disappointed at finding out I'll never bend your delicious Asian booty over a table and take you straight to pound town.

>>35719310
Kimber James, also, some sweet tea and a nice sandwich of your choice.

>>35719364
No

>>35719400
Shitposting, I have no problems shitposting, but I keep getting invites to League and would like to play a game.
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>>35719389
The prototype has unbearable gun handling. I'd rather play the tier 10.
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>>35719466
>Overwatch
Get a Playstation and I'll play with you, Sharpie! I'll take the abuse if we go on a losing streak.
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>>35719476
Lolwut? The gun handling of the T-10 is miles ahead of the IS-7's, which is shit.
http://tanks.gg/compare/t-10?t=is-7
Honestly one of the best T9 of the game, and is fairly easy to play.
>this one is also pretty A E S T H E T I C

>>35719466
Have you tried? It's designed to run on soviet-era PC's that run out of potato juice.
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>>35719590
Let me guess cuck, you main Mercy, don't you?

>>35719596
I have. In fact, my video driver wasn't up to snuff to even get it running in the first place.
Worst thing is that I can't even upgrade it.
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>>35719668
Strange, strange indeed.
Welp, I guess you will never experience the bliss of modding...
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>>35719596
In what world does "prototype" refer to the T-10? I'm talking about the AMX 30 1st proto
Strv a shit
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>>35719732
Ooops sorry I misunderstood, my bad.
But 103 is c00t tho. Well, maybe this one?
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>>35719711
I don't even care for most mods, but not having access to lewd mods while playing shit like Skyrim or Fallout fucking kills me.
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>>35719668
No! I like D.Va and Bastion the most. If I could aim I'd use Widowmaker more. If you needed a healer I'd make the switch ofcourse, your experience comes first.
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>>35719791
I don't enjoy games that I can't mod, it is a big part of the enjoyment I get in games: if I can't tinker in them, I get bored really quickly.
>le kraut is happy
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>>35719466
>table
You silly faggot, my magnificent ass incites enough lust to break many tables. You'd have to use a sturdy bed if you dared to truly have your way with me. And you think you can simply bend me over? Listen, weakling, unless you actually work out or are naturally very strong, you'd need to tie both hands behind my back and use both hands to hold me down. You might even have to drug me. But that'll never happen. I'll never let you forcefully cum in me.
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I told my straight friend he was handsome and that didnt know why more women werent into him and he started cringing, why did he do this?
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>>35719878
Because you shouldn't say that, duuh.
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>>35719878
Most regular men don't like being complimented by other men.
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>>35712384
mods can ban you then
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>>35719814
Good boy. You'd do a good job of teaching me the ropes, wouldn't you? I'd be sure to rewards you if did a good job, since I'm such a nice guy, aren't I?

>>35719872
Oh, please, stringbean. I'd have your pants and underwear around your ankles and my fingers up your hole in an instant.
You'd be completely powerless against my advances and as I defile you however I see fit. Only after I'm done conquering you would I finish inside your tight rear to assure my superiority and claim your butt as mine.

>>35719878
He probably thought you were hitting on him. That, or he found your compliment as pity and was upset over it.

>>35720015
I would have to actually break rules, though.
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>>35712193
Why on earth would you ever choose to have a username on a website that is based on anonymity? Why not just go to reddit or some shit?

youre one of the few cancers that is killing r9k
>>
I've been hearing the same album for 5 hours now without interruption, and I don't understand why people don't appreciate that stuff.

>>35720082
Why not? if the website gives you the possibility to, then what is so wrong about using it? could you please expand on that aspect?
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>>35720082
>Why on earth would you ever choose to have a username on a website that is based on anonymity? Why not just go to reddit or some shit?
Because I don't like Reddit.

>youre one of the few cancers that is killing r9k
>His name not being Anonymous is gonna DESTROY /r9k/ guys!
I wonder if people like you ever hear themselves speak.
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>>35720045
Sure, I'd give you a good guide for whatever route you wanted to go. Unless you wanted to use Zarya or Symmetra there would be an abundant of begginer tips. Would the reward be getting to hear what lewd things you'd do to my favorite OW girls? You're too kind for words, Sharpie.
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>>35720296
How lewd, but not a bad idea at all. D Va was your favorite, right? She is quite the cutie.
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>>35720045
Stringbean? I'm as filled out as I can get without being a fatass, you wannabe rapist. You should post what you look like so I can laugh at you, and also so I know who to avoid you if I ever saw your faggot ass.
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>>35720416
Was there any hero in particular you've wanted to try out?
She's a tiny bundle of cutness, perfect to be manhandled by a vigorous person.
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>>35720521
And ruin my element of surprise? Please, I'm no fool. Besides, you'd know who I am when I take that booty for myself, anon.

>>35720563
I don't know, really. Winston maybe, Zenyetta or Lucio. Possibly Roadhog.
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>>35720609
Lucio is very fun imo, bouncing around fast and pulling off a good soundwave never gets old. They've nerfed his healing range but it's not like you'll feel the difference starting from now. Winston's another fun one but less viable when playing solo. Roadhog certainly isn't however.
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>>35720756
Alright, thanks, cuck. Now I just have to find it cheap and I'll be golden.
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>>35720880
Good luck. If you had a weebstation I'd buy you it like a good cuck desu.
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Allright, here goes my third coffee of the evening.

Given that I don't have much to do, maybe I could offer you an opportunity: ask any question you might want to get an answer to about history (19th and 20th century). i will try to answer to them as much as I can.
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Do you think you're famous because of the Valentines Day no-fap?

Because you aren't, you casual.
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>>35721273
I'm surprised anyone still remember that desu.
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>>35721273
What day is valentines day happening anyway? Is it coming soon?
Not that i'm into it, but I try to at least stay on the same boat as normal people...
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>>35721319
It was last month on the 14th, dude. Anyway, I'm gonna play some League, be back in about a half hour or so.
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>>35721376
oh wow...Ok
Gonna play CoD 5. best experiance evar
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>>35721296
that was secretly really fun to see every night tbqhfam
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>>35721765
Thanks anon, glad you enjoyed it!
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