*Teleports behind you* Heh..... *unsheathes katana* The path

"finally, maybe I've found someone that can keep up."

behind me there's a sofa

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>>35709177
I came here to kick bubblegum and chew ass...
...and I'm all out of ass.

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Oh yeah kid?

Hm. Well.

HHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAASSAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

heh, like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel

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>>35709177
*you swing at Anon*
*flash of light*
*SHING*
Heh... how about you pick on somebody your own size? You've got skill... I'll give you that. Twas it not for my million folded steel, that strike would have meant instant death.

Now, come...

>>35709177
Seeing the layout of that trailer, that wall clock, and the space heater fills me with homesickness.

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>>35709177
you dare to challenge ME??!!!!

HAH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS COMING

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>>35709177
>The path of life comes to an end...
...for you.

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>teleports behind you
>steals your boyfriend

Heh... Nice try, chestlet but my titcow-jutsu is too strong

>>35710297
Good lord muh dick

>>35709177
*lays hand on sword*
*everything is black*
*sword sfx*
*lays hand of sword*

..heh... you thought...

*blood showers from OP's back*

>>35710144
Fucking this. Something about that image screams homeward nostalgia.

>>35709177

I've never seen anyone who actually dresses like this, but I would like to.

>>35710113

the $2.00 walmart sandals really compliment the rest of the outfit.

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>>35709177
aserd

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>>35711300
I'll have you know they were FIVE dollars, kid.

*enters slayer stance*

Anything else you'd like to say?

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>>35709177
Make it quick fedora man.
what a way to go

>>35711579
This guy isn't nearly as cringeworthy as the other ones.

>not using a katana
>no fedora/trench coat, relatively normal clothes, some definition in his arms, ponytail is a bit sketch but he's Asian or something so it's at least a novel look
>moves require athleticism and coordination and aren't just edgy stances

>>35711783
the twirls are just as gay and meaningless and I'd hate to be the camera man there when it slipped out of his hands and came flying

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While you studied the blade... I studied the blade

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>>35709177
>Now, I'll tell you. This is a USAS-12. Korean.
>*cocks it*
>This is what you call an automatic combat shotgun, and that means that it is capable of making you very dead very quick. I don't know what the fuck kind of devil bullshit you just pulled, but if you think you can pull another blink-out on me, you're gonna be thinking without the top of your fuckin' head, friend.

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*Teleports behind you*
Death and fate have taken the stage. I've come to dance the dance of death.

>yare yare daze
>STAR PLATINUM ZA WARUDO
>ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

>>35711579
>walking dogs on a perfect summer evening
>going along favorite path
>suddenly hit with the stench of stale urine and sweat
>spot this display of autism up ahead
>day ruined

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>>35712566
*teleporta behind you*
*unzips Death Spinner*
Nice try kiddo, leave it to the professionals.