So /r9k/, you are given a choice for a permanent wife. Riki Lindhome

>>35708797
Id rather take my chances with real life

>>35708797
I'll take the hot one. Duh.

>>35708851
Personality is a little less than right though and it's a permanent wife

>>35708797
Can I just fuck the ukulele and call it a day?

i hate how kate's one nude photo is at an awful angle that makes her look more like an alien

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>>35708881
Here you go, one that isn't garbage

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Here's a gif of riki

>>35708889
>>35708881
she was in a full lesbian nude scene tho?

Kate is cute

I would pick Kate but i have no respect for people who play the ukulele and could never look at her the same way, so I'll go with Riki

>>35708797
Kate no question.
Riki's face is fucking deformed. Imagine waking up everyday next to her. It's like a fucking horror movie.

>>35708797
Definitely Kate, no question. Been a lover of her for a long time now.

That being said, a pro for Riki would be that she can do cute accents, like her Swedish accent she did on Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I would pick riki, she's really talented and smart. Kate has a weird body

Garfunkel vs Oates I'd choose Oates because she's chill af

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Also Kate has cuter feet, this cannot be denied

>>35710057
I'm not into feet but she looks so nice in this pic

>>35710202
i can't imagine a world where someone wouldn't suck on Kate's toes in a heartbeat desu

Where's the option to do a 360 and walk away?

>>35708797
The right one, i fucking despise blondes.

Oh btw is the suicide an option?

>>35710530
Go back to /b/, that's where you belong with your copypasta

>>35710603
>he actually would choose one of them

>>35710441
It's a world where not everybody is a feetfag like you, you GOD DAMN FAGGOT.

>>35710624
Being a footfag has nothing to do with wanting to suck a QTs toes if she asks you to

>female
>comedians

>>35710910
Musical comedians

>>35710930

>female
>musical comedians

>>35708797

let me guess, they just strum chords like the plebeian "musicians" they are.

>>35710988
and sing about getting fucked in the ass to preserve their virginity

>>35710988
No they have incredibly clever lyrics and hilarious topics, they're called Garfunkel and Oates, you've probably heard "fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus"

>>35710746
Actually, it does. It very much does.

>>35708797

Riki obv

Womanly features, not sjw, not pothead, pretty face, long leggoos

fucking neither.
Kate is a weak chinned little queen and the other one looks like the most generic white lady ever.
plus I hate liberal comedians.

>>35708797
I'd go for Riki

>>35708797
How bout fuckin none. Fuckin women man