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>be me
>in uni(college / university) accommodation.
>(inner monologue): "I really want an ice cream."
>Decide to go up to go to the kitchen
>Get to the kitchen to get ice cream
>Someone is in there
(Oh shit)
>They say hey to me
>(Inner monologue): "Oh shit what do I say,"
Getting frustrated
I say
>"Howd- I mean hey"
I then reach into the fridge and take out an iceream
(It's a Cornetto)
>He says nice ice cream
>This shocks me,
>I slip and drop ice cream on him
>It lands on his face then falls onto his food
>(inner monologue): "OH SHIT."
>Run away back to dorm
>Lock door
>It's been two days and I still haven't come out
In truth I don't know if I can just walk away from this. Maybe I will just wait here until I start starving.
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>>35708662
>(inner monologue) "OP sounds kind of like a faggot..."
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>>35708662
>(inner monologue) "OP can't stop sucking dicks holy shit"
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>>35708662
>(inner monologue) "OP is very fucking autistic"
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>>35708662
>(inner monologue) "OP seems like an absolute pussy"
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>>35708662
>(Inner monologue) "OP is a fagit"
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>(inner monologue) "OP just likes dropping his cream on men bigger than him"
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>>35708662
>(inner monologue): "man OP sure is retarded, I hope he kills himself"
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>>35708662
>(inner monologue) I wish op would come out of his room. I want to go on an ice cream date with him
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dont die op, find a reason to get food
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>>35711068
but what if he is there and he calls me a name? I can order food outside my block and run down to get it?
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>>35711091
Yeah do that for a while until you think he will have forgotten you. Normies forget things pretty fast so you shouldn't need to wait too long.
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>>35711215
He wasn't normie He was a turbo autist
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>>35708662
>Decided to live off my own cum and piss
>It's a simple life, but mine
>(Inner monologue) "Hey this is comfy"
>Chad's begin knocking on my door
>Want my nice ice cream
>Sacrifice precious fluids to pee under door to scare them
Get frustrated
>Use paper towel to suck lifeblood back up
>Cut it into pieces to ration it
Few days later
>RA knocking on door
>I will get in trouble with college (Uni)
>Climb out of window
>Vidjya taught me great parkour
>Only twist ankle
>(Inner monologue) "Best get to skedaddling"
>Whip my scooter off and disappear into the night
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>>35711575
hahaha that was funny anon that was funny
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