>be intern software engineer >Always eat grilled cheese

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This was nearly full.
I hope they get cancer

>>35707028
Since they are new they might have thought it was office supplied ketchup and not your personal ketchup, Just tell them that it's your ketchup, or keep it in your lunch bag or something.

Just put a note on it telling them to fuck off, if they do it again confront them,

>>35707035
They ate an unhuman amount of ketchup there was like 75% left and pic above is the amount i have now

Sorry bud but thats how it works in shared environments, I had the same problem in the office's fridge with my milk until I decided to put a "Do not drink" label on it.

>>35707144
I just feel so bad if i do that because all my other colleagues are awesome and i'd love to share my ketchup with them but these kids just fucked up.

>>35707028


ketchup isn't sauce. log off my website

>>35707170
Then put the name of your department on the bottle, if the jones are from your same dept you are fucked so buy a bigger bottle and stop bitching. Sharing is caring

They're new so you can assert your dominance seeing as they don't know what to expect from you yet. Tell them to buy you more ketchup or they will forever think of you as a pussy.

>>35707201
It actually is bud

>>35707223
>programming on my throne of ketchup bottles

You must be 18+ to use this sauce.

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>>35707028
Buy a new one and put laxative in it

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>>35707273
>You need adult privileges to enjoy this ketchup

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>>35707253
>new guy starts
>"oh wow, free ketchup! "
>" nonono, shhhhhhh, you don't want to anger th-"
>the ground shakes
>"FREE KETCHUP?? FREEEEEE KETCHUUUUUP??!!!"

>>35707253
lel
Like Iron Throne but way cooler

>>35707028
>Buy new ketchup
>Cum and piss inside
>Watch as they consume you're ketchup

>>35707310
Ahahahahah thats fucking genius bud

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Payback happening dont mess with the ketchup lord

>>35707035
>bottle not marked as private
of course they're going to take it if it's just standing there.
And i realize this is r9k, but: have you tried talking to them

>>35707893
Cut your nails you pathetic manchild.....

>>35707333
Have to go with these digits tbqh

>>35708808
his nails are fine fuckwad

>>35707035
>They eat all my ketchup

What the fuck. Did they straight up eat that shit from the bottle?

>>35707028
come on dude. you've been working there for a while. they just got there. they're only trying to ketchup.

>>35707093
so you each ate about 25% of the ketchup. how isn't that fair? do you think you deserve more ketchup to maintain your extra-long fingernails?

>>35709323
Yeah and im sure they wouldn't have done it if they knew it was yours, dont forget that heinz-sight is 20:20

>>35707028
>>35707035
If you're a software engy you should be making enough money to buy hundreds of bottles of ketchup
This is the definition of a first world problem.