I'm bored, /r9k/. So, feel free to ask me questions and I'll try to answer them to the best of my abilities.
If you don't have a question, I'll be willing to talk for a bit.
>>35706272
thanks for using the trip, asshole
>>35706272
I've got a question for you.
Will you choose a city/region/whatever on this map and name it?
>>35706272
Can you kill me painlessly please?
>>35706285
I dub the Evergreen forest of the small continent to the west, Fargo.
>>35706295
Sorry anon, but I'm not looking for a murder charge.
>>35706272
Why do you use a trip?
>>35706365
I just felt like desu. I only ever use it for /r9k/ too. It's actually kind of funny seeing some people hate me just because I have one.
>>35706343
whoops, already has a name :((
>>35706272
would you consider being my gf?
>>35706614
Eh, that's fine. Go ahead and name the plains next to it Fargo. I think it fits with Jaquare decently.
>>35706615
But anon, I'm a boy.
>>35706647
>But anon, I'm a boy.
oh well never mind then
Should I stop talking to my online friends to watch anime?
>>35706786
Multitask! Talk to them(if you want to) while watching anime!
>>35706272
Any tips on how to get the pieces that is my life together?
>>35706272
How's your day been OP?
>>35706848
Determine the root and or roots of your problem.
Set up a specific planning sheet and find how to solve them
Decide what makes you unhappy about yourself and work on improving said flaws
Stay positive. Know that you can improve, but it takes time, effort, and willpower.
Good luck, dear anon.
>>35706897
It's been alright. Little tired, but I'm comfortable and not unhappy, so I'm thankful.
>>35706272
Who the fuck are you and why should I originally care
>>35706786
>>35706793
>Having friends
>Interrupting anime to talk to friends
>>35706913
Just some tripfag, no real reason to care, dear anon.
>>35706934
will you be my bf/gf
Did you come from the steam feels threads like every other anime tripfag?
>>35707031
Sorry anon, but I'm not looking for a relationship.
>>35707056
Nah, I started unrelated to those threads. I do post there occasionally, though.
>>35707072
Are most of them non passing traps?
>>35707103
I don't know, but I think most of them are just regular, maybe twinkish gay guys that like to shitpost.
How do i get into DFAT?
>>35707127
Not an Australian, but I imagine serving some years in the military or a relatively decent government job would help your chances.
>>35707072
oh okay thanks anyway then
>>35707155
No problem, good luck finding a gf/bf, dear anon!
Hey Mr sharpie, sorry if it comes out as a little weird, but do you think it's weird to not wanting any romantic interaction?
I've never felt love, so I wonder if it's normal and if you or anybody feels the same.
Consequently I'm totally unable to understand the "mfw no gf". I don't know how to feel about it.
No rafters or ceiling fixtures in my house, how do i hang myself?
Asking for a friend
>>35707252
Not wanting romantic affection is odd, yes, but there's nothing wrong with being weird.
I actually much the same myself to be honest. I've only felt heavy lust towards people, but never romantic love before.
I do understand why so many people, robots, and even a close friend of mine are so worrisome over romance, though. It's only natural to want to feel someone close to you, to hold and love as a person.
Regardless of all that, there's nothing wrong with being happy about being alone, dear anon. You're you and you're spending your life the way you want to.
>>35707296
Your friend shouldn't want to kill himself, dear anon. It's cliche, but there actually is quite a lot to live for.
>>35707296
>how do i hang myself?
>Asking for a friend
U feilled. And don't.
>>35707307
Of course it's not killing me, far from it, but i'm well above my twenties now and people look at me weird for not having someone.
And I have no idea why I don't feel anything for other people: I don't build any particular links (I lose my "friends" constantly), I don't feel hate or anger towards annoying people, and I've never even felt lust or attraction
But hey, I guess it's fine. At least I don't get caught up in stupid things. It's actually quite nice to see people get all angry or worried about their life when you can just watch with a detached eye.
Also maybe 2D has fried my brain beyond repair.
>>35707392
Hmm, you may have problems empathizing with people, but eh. Anyway, there's no use trying to fix what ain't broke.
Just don't worry about it much, dear anon. Some people are social butterflies, some people don't care about socializing at all.
Like I said, just keep doing you and you'll be golden.
>>35707442
How FUCKING old FUCKING are you
>>35707442
True, my parents already have two back-ups anyway.
>Already running out of non-lewd to post...
>>35707453
You okay there? Kind of fudged about the latter half of your sentence there.
19 atm, too.
>>35707476
I used to almost run out myself. It's a good thing I started to scavenge all the anime girl images I find here, though.
>>35707477
Where FUCKING do you live?
>>35707497
In the land of the Cowboys and Longhorns. Pecos Bill and the home of the Alamo.
>>35707490
I do wonder sometimes: if it wasn't for cute animu and guns, why would anybody want to live?
Do you own a gun (if it's legal where you live)?
>>35707524
Would you mind if I visited to smash
What's the quickest and painless way to kill myself?
>>35707530
It's legal, but I don't. I've considered getting a gun one day, but the hassle seems annoying.
I live in a pretty safe neighborhood too, so it'd mainly be for show.
>>35707534
Sorry, dear anon, but my ass shall remain unpounded for the foreseeable future.
>>35707536
Probably OD'ing on pills, but like I told the other anon, there's reason to live.
>>35707536
Sorry, answering that question could land me into jail.
But I may give you a clue: He
You better be my friend or I'll fucking kill you
>>35707572
Sure, I don't a problem being your friend at all, dear anon.
What do you mostly dream about
>>35707592
Give me your number so we can start texting. That's what friends do right
>>35707609
I can't remember a single dream I may have had in the past 10 years...
I don't know why, but it's almost as if I don't dream. It's like I can literally say I have no dreams.
>>35707609
That's actually a problem I have. I rarely dream at all and it makes me sad, I just sleep a dull sleep and then wake up.
I do recall having a lot of spooky nightmares when I was younger, and a few lewd dreams that I have a habit of forgetting.
Oh, I got the occasional premonition too which always fucked with me when they happened.
>>35707614
Sorry, dear anon, but I know better than to give my number out publicly, sorry to disappoint.
>>35707631
You're a bad friend who gives out bad advice. I've no more interest in partaking in your thread.
>>35707631
wait i didn't know we were allowed to be your friend!
>>35707672
I'm sorry to hear that, dear anon. Best of endeavors wherever you may go.
>>35707674
Of course, I'm not a particularly exclusive kind of guy.
Have you ever felt that maybe you're the only person that actually feels anything in the world and the other people are just living mindlessly?
Yo i need an anime recommendation somthing heart renching
>>35707708
Funny how I feel the exact opposite...
>The SFW is running out real quick....
>>35707708
No. I've actually felt the opposite. I would occasionally worry I didn't feel and empathize with other people as much as I should.
I would always feel guilty and depressed after such thoughts, but they're gone now.
>>35707712
Hmm, I actually don't watch much animu, but Barefoot Gen and Graveyard of the Fireflies are super depressing.
Do you enjoy the musical styling of the band Tool?
>>35707765
OH GAWD YEEES
Every one of their album is just so cool, even if you're not high. It puts me in a sort of trance, and I love listening to that while looking at videos of zooming fractals, it gives me such a weird sensation.
>>35707765
Not my type of band or music, but I can tell they're pretty good for their craft.
>>35707817
Share your favorite song
>>35707835
In general? Because I don't have a favorite song of Tool, but here are my two favorite songs ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVHUjzZZGQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npTz7NJri8Q
>>35707793
It's crazy, the music can be both relaxing and intense.
>>35707817
To each his own, what kind of music are you into?
Do you ever think about random shit so much that you end up day dreaming about worlds that you've just created in your mind?
>>35707857
Indie shit, alt rock, 80/90's, etc.
>>35707872
I did when I was in High School, and I still do when I'm falling asleep or still in bed after waking up.
It's nice, but I usually forget them shortly after.
>>35706272
What do you think of New Zealand?
Also pet rats. I miss mine.
>>35707900
I had a pet rat once until i found mum trying to shove him up her asshole
>>35707900
Culture looks interesting, but I'd never visit.
I think pet rats are cute, but I'd never have one since I like my pets bigger and they don't live long.
>>35707876
Cool, cool. Ever been to NYC?
>>35707939
No, but me and my friend would love to see the big city one day. I do remember going to Michigan when I was a boy, and way out east to Panama City Beach when I was a few year older than that.
I haven't left Texas farther than Oklahoma in a long time.
>>35707913
How rude.
>>35707926
Both pairs of rats we had lasted 2 years before they got cancer and had to be put down. They love you as much as dogs.
You could always let them hide down your shirt and sleep on you!
>>35706272
Why do you have blacked hentai saved on your pc
I saw you posting it a few days ago
Any particular fetishes?
Sorry if im being too blunt
>>35707964
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. I remember being saddened when I had to bury two newborn puppies a few months ago.
I'd be too scared of accidentally squishing them since I'm a rambunctious slumberer.
>>35707965
Because I'm into that sort of thing.
>>35707972
Don't be, dear anon.
Just degenerate shit like I said above. SPH, chubby, futa, anal, big assess/cock/boobs, Bisexual action, etc.
>>35707956
I'm a homebody so I don't go into the city, too many people and I can't afford anything. I've barely been outside NY, only partially going into it's bordering states like New Jersey and Connecticut.
Do you ever think your a sociopath?
I reckon i might be
>>35708015
>Because I'm into that sort of thing
Where do you find it?
Do you browse /d/?
>>35708045
I dont know about op but i like to use exhentai for my fetish stuff
>>35708031
I can understand that, it's just me and my buddies love exploring and experiencing cities. We don't buy or browse around stores either, but it's always a blast to drive through tall buildings or be on the long highway going who knows where.
>>35708044
I used to when I was much younger and fucked up as a kid, but I'm pretty confident that while I'm a disgusting degenerate, I'm not sociopath.
>>35708045
I do browse /d/, I also picked some of it from here, and I also used to browse the /ftt/(fapping together threads) on /trash/ and picked up a couple images there.
Alright boys, gotta go back to work...
I don't want to but since I don't have anything else to do...I might as well...
>>35708060
I use it too, but also i like saving/posting pics with other anons
>>35708085
Hm, i'll visit these /ftt/ then
Thanks
>>35708099
Have a nice day at work, Tankfag. Thanks for making my thread a lot better than it was before.
>>35708103
Anytime, dear anon, anytime.
>>35708085
Why are you awake? Why the fuck am I awake?
>>35708115
Bored and a NEET. What about you?
>>35708111
Actually I go to Uni, so I will probably come back in two to three hours. Hope i'll see ya all again.
>>35708126
I do too, have a good one!
>>35708124
Same. I'll probably crash at 9 or 10 and wake up in the evening and do the same shit all over again.
>>35708164
It sucks, I love waking up in the morning having the entire day open to me, but I can't resist staying up all night doing diddly dick.