ITT: things no woman has ever said >I need to suck a

But your mother says it all the time.

I love <my name>

>>35703143
Given that ONS girls have said that to me/around me while drunk/high, I take issue with your implications.

>I love doing anal

>Sorry, Chad, I'm not interested.

>>35703143
>I have a sense of honor and will not backstab my friends solely to get a penis inside me

>>35703143
I believe in honesty being the best policy

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>>35703143
>I'm exactly like those other girls

>>35703748
Roastie detected. Women don't actually crave penis.

> t. "I love you anon"

>Do you have a girlfriend?

>I really like you

>You're fun to be around

>You're funny

>I wish more people thought like you do

>we should spend more time together

>>35703709
No I've had a girl say this. I don't like anal tho cuz I don't want poo poo on my pee pee.

>>35703851
Tell her to take a dump before taking it in the bum.

>>35703829
Plenty of girls have said these things, though.

>>35703829
It's
>things no woman has ever said
not
>things no woman has ever said to you

>>35704126
Oh, in that case.
>I wish men had more say over wether an abortion took place

>>35703788
What is this gif supposed to do?