>haven't had sex in nearly two weeks Any other robots

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>>35700400
FUCK YOU NORMIE. GET OUT. GET THE FUCK OUT GET THE FUCK OUT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NWO NJWNWOWJ NW

FUC,K YOU FUCK YUO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>35700423
Why are you so jealous, anon? You can be a robot AND have sex.

>gf has been away for two weeks
>haven't even had sex since Thursday
fml, just fml

Two fucking months!!! I just want someone to tickle my asshole!

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>TFW gf and side chick are out of town at the same time

why even live

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>didn't hook up with anyone at the parties on friday or saturday
it's ok, there's always next weekend. anyone else know this feel?

>tfw bf isn't here
I want to FUCK

>haven't swallowed bf's cum in over 18 hours
I can't go on like this

>>35700400
lowest quality b8 i've seen in ages

>mom complains she hasnt had sex in a long time
>i'm virgin