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>be me
>sophomore
>touch less virgin
>everyone knew too
>Chad comes up in health
>"when are you gonna get a gf anon?"
"Get one? I already got one!"
>"oh yeah? Who is it anon?"
"Your mom, banged her last night"
>"ha! My mom's dead"
"Dead girls can't say no"
>"my mom is cremated"
"Well I poured the ashes into a mold and made a fleshlight"
>a chadling speaks up, with Chad teary eyed
>"dude his mom is actually ducking dead!"
>didn't realize until this moment
>teacher saw the whole thing and I was suspended
>no one talked to me for a week
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>>35700083
Why wouldn't you take him saying his mom is dead seriously? I'm sure he'd have a good comeback if she weren't. Honestly, my mom is also dead and if someone said that kind of shit, I'd cry too, even if I was the local Chaddy McChadderson.
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>>35700817
Idk. I genuinely thought he was kidding
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>implying that isn't alpha as fuck
Chad thought he could pick on you, but you showed him who's boss. Fuck normies and their feelings
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>>35700083
Fucking rekt that guy OP, good job.
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>>35700083
People made fun of that all the times in mys case.
Funny how these Chads are seen as these "alpha males" but then they cry when their dead mommy gets insulted.
Pampered little bitches.
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>>35700083
you did the right thing pal, keep it up
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>>35701597
This OP. Fuck his feelings you should throw a fleshlight at him and say 'I banged your mom last night'.
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>>35700083
nicely done, when they insult you they do not care a bout you feelings
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