>Get out of lecture >Bitch on my course hot on my heels

>>35699377
>be a woman
>try to get sympathy on r9k
top kek you roastie bitch

You should get a gf to protect you.

>>35699423
I'm not a woman. I come on /r9k/ to get away from the roasties.

>>35699451
>be guy
>girls shows interest in me sexually
>try to get sympathy on r9k
top kek you faggot
post this on reddit or tumblr, they'll let you play the victim.

>>35699443
All girls are mean. All they want is sex. I don't think I could find a gf who'd protect me and not just bully me.

>>35699498
>not understanding
Fuck off normie. Probably a roastie whore. Boys don't want you molesting them, stop acting as if it's okay.

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>awkward girl
>Usually walks fast like autist
>She's walking slow behind me
>She begins to pass and I say "hey x"
>She replies "h-hi" and runs off with her fists clenched and head down
>Mfw
Who /bully/ here

>>35699552
Being bullied by your gf isn't as bad as strangers. You'll get used be being teased and might even fall in love with her.

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>>35699377
OP, submit to your inner desires. You want to be teased, and dominated by a woman, don't you? You don't need to hide it OP, we're all on /r9k/ for a reason.

>>35699377
wow this story gave me a boner too bad it's fake
where would this be acceptable?

>>35699904
H-Hey wait walking fast is for autists?

>>35702303
>>35699904
TAKE THAT BACK
IT'S NOT FOR AUTIST

I want a harem of virgin robot NEETs who I take care of tenderly and also roughly fuck. I have the property and money but robots are too shy and won't tell me where they live so I can pick them up.

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>>35699377
>100% LEGIT image shorn as a action of it
it sgown for sure

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>>35699377
why can't shit like this happen to me
fucking hell
>at least I get raped in my dreams
it's like pic related

>>35702350
Nice try, anon, I know you're a guy.

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anon got femdom or /ss/ they can dump?

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>tfw this will never happen
amazon tier women exist but are rare...

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their are just things that can't be said like this

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it's never the same thing to be in

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>ywn live in a world where women are the sexually dominant species
>ywn get cat-called by Stacies as you walk down the street
>ywn have a Stacy corner you at a party and start aggressively flirting with you
>ywn have a Stacy try to talk you into letting her and a friend double team you
>ywn get trapped in a bedroom by a drunk, horny Stacy who forces herself on you despite your protests
>ywn receive "titpicks" from random Stacies on dating websites and Tinder followed promptly by "like what you see?" and "I'm horny for you, baby"
>ywn be grabbed by the balls by a Stacy
>ywn be chased into a dark alleyway by a group of delinquent Stacies and gangbanged until you can't see straight
>ywn makes Stacy wet accidentally by "dressing like a little slut"

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anon should have gave in to the girl
if this happen that is
>>35699552
>I don't think I could find a gf who'd protect me and not just bully me.
>>35699552
>Boys don't want you molesting them, stop acting as if it's okay.
h-how old asre you?

>>35702580
>species
I meant gender originalio orig

>>35702580
>"Oooh Stacy, look at the bad posture on that pasty piece of ass.."
>"Unf, I want to watch anime with him and suck his dick."

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>>35702623
>>35702580
>tfw I'm only laughing at this so I don't start crying
delet this

>was bullied by an older girl when I was young
>ended up marrying her and having three kids (so far)

>>35702580
>ywn wake up to find that the friendzoned Stacy yo hang out with is rubbing your dick while you sleep
>ywn pretend you're still asleep, not knowing if she would react violently if you wake up
>ywn feel her steadily jerking you off with nervous and increased speed while she puts her hand down her pants and start moaning your name

>>35702437
SEE This is why I can't get robot sex slaves. This is why robots can't get girlfriends.

>>35702648
>ywn be held back after school by your female teacher
>she will never tel you how well your body is developing while clearly checking you out
>she will never caution you against the Stacies in your class and how they only think about one thing
>she will never suddenly confess her love for you, claiming that she can make you feel better than those immature Stacies can as she approaches you
>she will never beg you for a touch or just a sniff of your boxers
>ywn give in to her advances
>she will never fuck you tenderly on her desk, moaning about how young boys are the best and how you're so beautiful, perfect and small
>she will never nervously ask you to keep it a secret and threaten to fail or expel you if you say anything
>she will never continue to make advances at you when her pedo urges flair back up.

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>>35699377
This fuc
Thread man it's definitely doing something

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>>35699377
A-Am I a whore for wanting this? I want to be pure, but the idea of a girl taking me and rubbing me like that, and then other coming and trying to pet me and comfort me makes me feel really nice...

>>35702934
>ywn be befriended by a nice, tender girl who isn't like the other girls
>ywn hang out with her all the time while she secretly sneaks glances at you
>she will never hug you and give you a shoulder to cry on after Stacy breaks up with you
>ywn notice her awkward, clumsy passes and compliments made about you
>ywn listen to her talk about how you deserve a nice girl who'll treat you with respect you deserve
>she will never tell you how intelligent and funny and special you are every chance she gets
>ywn ask her for a back rub and watch her visibly break into a sweat
>ywn knowingly tease her and watch her drop spaghetti
>she will never send you awkward messages, replying almost instantly to anything you send her and always initiating the conversation
>she will never post on /r9k/ about how you're her oneitis but you keep fucking Stacy's perfectly tight snatch instead of hers
>ywn eventually give into her desperation and take her virginity
>ywn watch her tremble as she undresses and cum instantly when she slides you into her
>ywn comfort her as she drowns in the embarrassment of what happened
>ywn instruct her on how to give you a blowjob and watch her try her hardest to please you
>ywn see the pride on her face when she makes you cum hard

>>35702934
No anon it's not
You just want a hole inside you to be filled

>Ywn have a sweet, caring, protective GF
>Ywn have a sickeningly cutesy relationship
>Ywn be out one evening with your GF walking through the park or heading back home after a movie or something
>Ywn both be knocked out and kidnapped by a crazed domme
>Ywn be kept in her basement
>Your kidnapper will never start forcing your girlfriend to do horrible things to you
>Your kidnapper will never savagely beat you or rape you every time your girlfriend refuses to comply
>Your girlfriend wn do awful sexual things to you in order to keep you safe from the nasty lady
>Your girlfriend will never tell you how sorry she is and how much she loves you, while you try to fight back tears and remind yourself she's only doing it to protect you
>Your kidnapper will never film her work and put it online
>Your girlfriend wn start to enjoy abusing you
>The police will never finally track you down and rescue you and your girlfriend
>You and your girlfriend will never stay together for the rest of your lives, traumatised but more deeply bonded by the horrible experience
>Ywn be your girlfriend's submissive little plaything, her sexual tastes permanently twisted and your will to fight back permanently broken by your kidnapper's abuse

>>35703144
This is becoming pasta Anon

>Tfw Op post both angers me and concerns me
He's seems to be clearly under 18 based on what he's implying
Assuming it's not fake
Sexual liberation caused this

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http://chirb.it/dLC1mE

http://chirb.it/nze53d

i-i can't stop replaying these...

>>35703206
>Only under 18s can be pure
>Not saving your virginity for your wife
Slut

>>35703297
>implying
Anon I'm saving myself until marriage too

I just thought that's what you were implying...
But still shi

>>35703275
Holy fuck the second one. I love audios like these. If this thread's still here tomorrow I'll try and find some of my favourites and post them.
tfw you tear up a little bit sometimes when you listen to these because it's the closest you'll ever come to this fetish being fulfilled, perhaps the closest you'll come to ever finding love

>>35703275
Stop
This
All
Of
It
Just
Too
Much

>tfw get raped in my dreams by girls bigger than me

>>35703275
>http://chirb.it/dLC1mE
>http://chirb.it/nze53d
saving these for later....

this thread was something that's for sure