>tfw you will never live a comfy neet varg life with

>SHE'S UGLY AS SHIT WITHOUT THE FILTER
>VARG MADE SHITTY MUSIC THAT ANY REAL BLACK METAL FAN WILL TELL YOU WAS TRASH

>>35698859
CAN YOU NOT TURN OF THE BIG LETTERS AS WELL

ITS VERY VERY ANNOYING

>>35698859
Trve black metal fan here. Burzum is great.

>>35698859
>REAL BLACK METAL FAN
you mean false

>>35698821
>NEET

He's been busting his ass making shitty board games and hipster electro music while raising 6 god damn kids on a fucking farm

>>35698859
His shit up until, and including, Filosofem was great.

I'm not a >>35698859
>REAL BLACK METAL FAN


but I can confidently say that his music is definitely shitty.

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he's prettier than his wife

>>35698821
Just kill someone and start crying about muh evropa
Youll be varg in no time.

>>35698933
yeah, but (((society))) doesn't consider that a job

neet just means no job or school; hikikomori refers to a complete shut-in who does nothing

- ken-sama

>>35698859
Hvis Lyset Tar Oss is a fucking masterpiece

>>35698859
>>VARG MADE SHITTY MUSIC

Opinion immediately discarded.

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>>35699029
If I do, will I get a cute autistic french girl to pump babies into?

>ITT: I literally only listen to the well known "church burner" second wave bands and think I know shit about black metal or metal in general

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>>35699153
Actually I only listen to obscure hungarian DSBM bands that recorded their albums with a webcam mic and then uploaded said album to some random blogspot page in 128kbps. If more than 10 people download it then it's now trendy and i delete it.

>>35699317
>being this false
I look at sheet music of one man Gaelic mountain men bands written on dead goat skin and hum it in my head you faggot

>>35699153
>>35699317
>>35699398

I only listen to Babymetal, the most kvlt and trve form of Black Metal

>>35698821
who /subscribed/ here?
Varg's voice of reason is so soothing

>>35699638
I'm not, I just watch whatever gets plugged here every now and then.

I don't agree with 99.99% of what he has to vlog about, but that time he BTFO all the MGTOW crowd that was absolutely hilarious.

>>35698821
She was a single mother when Varg married her. Half of those kids aren't even his.

>>35700459
I guess that doesn't matter as long as the kids are white

>>35700660
A cuck is a cuck.

>>35699638
>having a youtube channel/google account
>>35700459
>gee i wonder who could be behind this post

>>35699452
does Varg like Babymetal?

>>35700759
He's too much of a hipster to even like metal.

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>>35700759
>>35700777
p much

The only black-ish metal bands to have any sort of anything to do or say with Babymetal was Nergal from Behemoth who shit on them and made fun of them in an interview.

Abbath did take a picture with them, but I doubt that Abbath was sober enough to even know that he was posing with a band.

>>35700759
I bet he secretly does

>>35701164
Get it through your head, he doesn't even like metal.

>>35698859

black metal in general is trash. BM fans are the hipsters of metal and think they have acquired the taste for black metal, when really they just listen to shitty music for the sake of impressing other faggots like themselves.

>>35701299
what's wrong anon

don't you enjoy music that sounds like the microphones were inside of a speeding car with the windows rolled down, while the singer and musicians were in a separate speeding car next to it?

>>35699022
dubs confirm
varg a cute

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>>35701299
>BM fans are the hipsters of metal
no that's mathcore/progheads

>>35701385

top kek, my man.

original

>>35701710
both are equally pretentious.

Other than punks, they're the only group of people who will use the word "poser" after high school.

>>35701967
How long after high school?

>>35701967

I like prog and math metal, but I haven't called anyone a poser since 8th grade.

>>35701984
However long they still identify as metalheads.

I grew out of that when I was like 22.

I'll still check out some metal bands or albums here and there, but metal went from being 90% of my music to about 10 or 5 %

>>35701988
What the fuck is math metal

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>>35701385
My sides

Originael

>>35702245
metal with a stupid time signature like 11/8 or 7/4 or whatever else. That's the math bit.

It's also more something that attributed to bands, rather than bands labeling themselves.

Meshuggah and DEP are some examples from the top of my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MKyOQU6EPc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p4tQUBtsBw

Converge too probably idgaf really