>be NEET ausfag applying for jobs >havent got a single

go in with black face then leave.

>>35698686
my facial structure doesnt look aboriginal and i have red hair. i couldnt convince anyone with blackface

>>35698569
You got two options.

Come clean

Or fake it til you make it.

You decide.

just go along with it and if they question you call them racist for thinking that you have to be aboriginal to be aboriginal

>>35698569
go and don't say anything if they ask, which they're not going to, just pretend you have no idea what they're talking about

what are they going to do? shame you? they're the racists

>>35698569
Say you inherited your looks from only one of your parents. Also drop the accent. They might not notice that you dropped it.

>be neet
>apply for a bunch of jobs
>get called
>dont answer the calls because I don't want to clean toilets
someone stop me

>>35699024
aussie aboriginal genetics tend to be dominant and i am the personification of recessive genetics, dont think it would work friendo

>>35699080
do you have to apply for your 20 a month for neetbux?

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>>35698569
Just go in with the accent and if you get the job slowly ween off the accent until you are just talking normally. If you do it smoothly no one will notice.

>>35698569
Literally just play dumb.
If they ask why you checked it on the paper then say it was an accident. If they ask why you were talking that way on the phone ask why they're making fun of the way you speak

>>35698569

hahaha no you don't go, you fuckwit. not unless you feel like being embarrassed.