>girlfriend sends pic of her fugly saggy tits >have to

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>>35697767
Feels ya
Then she asks for a pic of your dick

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>>35697767
>having a girlfriend who sends you titpics
>having a girlfriend at all

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>35697767
dude post the tits

>>35697767
Tell her to send pics in 'sexy lingerie' or some shit to 'spice it up'. Usually the lingerie stores sell are push up and lacy crap so her tits will probably look better

>>35697767
everyone knows saggy tits are repulsive. women are usually so critical of their appearance, how does she not realize? post the tits

>>35697767
Why is the Pepe on your pic giving a thumbs up then faggot?

>>35697767
I'd marry a giant fat girl if she was nice to me and took care of me and had a good job.

Any fat girls want to hook up with a lazy robot?

>>35698074
she probably realizes it and is looking for reassurance from anon

>practice gf's belly extends more than her tits

>>35697767
>tfw send pic of fugly tits to bf
>tfw he says he likes them
he's probably lying isn't he?

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As a failed normie I know TF. The girls interested in me fall short of the ones I could get in college.

This girl I was chatting up sent me a picture of a box of condoms with the caption "I'm ready for tonight" and I didn't even get turned on or happy about it.

>>35697767
I know that feel

>trying to sext w/ your fwb and saying the most cringe shit, but she still likes it bc she desperate as fuck

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>People always talk about fat girls having amazing tits
>IRL they're saggy udders with stretched out sausage nipples

I just cannot into dirty talk

It feels like stupid fake porn dialogue, abuse, baby talk, or all of the above
>Ooh baby I love your tits
>You like that, slut?
>Do that again, it feels amazing

So undignified and gross

>>35698701
Well I'm not fat...
are you cute?

>>35699635
Don't do it. Literally every one of us are fucked up. Just don't do it

>>35699635
im a mexican

>>35699006
If she's cute and has no arm fat I'll take your practice gf off you hands.

>>35697767
my last gf had absolute 0/10 tits like goddamn

>puffy nipples, like a fat 12 year old boy, areolas weren't particularly big or small, just this awkward medium

>tits themselves were barely a handful and very pointy, not round

if she weren't fat i think she just would have been loli-tier which is honestly better than what she had going on and i say that as someone who prefers titcows like hitomi tanaka more than anything else

Is there a name for this new pepe with the squashed face?

asking for a friend

I like saggy titties

>>35699635
nobody here is cute, unless you fetishize guys who are "cute" in a childish way. like the kind that older moms really like when their kid brings them over as a friend, or the kind that got lots of friends in school but never any sex or relationships

>>35699851
Honestly those tits sound bretty good desu

>>35699856
apu, I think. I'm only here part-time

>>35699777
is that you mario? from english 101?

>>35699856
hes called helper pepe sometimes

>>35699885
>>35699921
seek help (or stop baiting for responses from ugly fembots)

>>35698139
op is obviously a newfag

>>35699635
No Anon run! Get out while there's still time!

>>35699940
>>35699948
yep both of these. thanks you

>>35699705
That's a bit discouraging. Not enough to stop me though!
>>35699777
Hm nevermind then
>>35699894
I do like wan guys... You seem to be dramaticising quite a bit

>>35699034
maybe. Maybe not, but at least he is kind enough to care about your feelings

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post fat waifus

>>35700039
Post location Anon maybe you're close enough to the border for him to jump it.

>>35700091
>thick legs and ass
>chubby belly
>no tits

the worst feel

>>35700123
I am moderately close to the border but Mexicans repulse me!
No thanks my man

>>35700123
I'm cute and semi muscular.
also very very white

will you be my gf

>>35700276
Tell me more &/or drop email

>>35700091

>dat jaw, dose lips

I bet she was super qt before she got fat

>>35700302
>Tell me more &/or drop email
[email protected]
I'm not close to the border, but white

>>35700447
>>35700302
get the fuck out of my thread you fucking roastie and your stupid orbiters too CAN I NOT HAVE ONE FUCKING THREAD WITHOUT IT BEING RUINED BY RETARDS. FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES

>>35700276
Me
>>35700302
Some random hijacked it

>>35700916
Then go on...
>>35700638
You're right, my bad. Can't help it sometimes

>>35700394
Ray is cute at first, then she starts to look like she has the downs.

>>35701267
*Tay

fuck apple tim cooks needs to get raped by a pack of niggers.

This is why i fap to porn instead of have relationships with "people"

>>35699369
I wish I could get more into it because I got dumped once because I always seemed "bored," because all she wanted to do was dirty talk and it felt fucking retarded.