What's the male equivalent of wearing yoga pants to the supermarket?
>>35695293
Wearing a tight t-shirt to emphasize muscles.
Probably would be wearing yoga pants to the super market.
>>35695293
Grey sweatpants
>>35695293
You'd be surprised how many fat men in tank tops wear basketball shorts and boxers and let their cocks wag around for all to see.
That's probably the equivalent.
>>35695313
doubt it. i saw a guy in skintight yoga pants in a shop once and everyone was staring at him like 'wtf'. I saw the security people start to follow him around the shop lol
>>35695348
>and let their cocks wag around for all to see.
>let their
What do you expect us to do, faggot? Put it into a cock cage? Not my fault your little dick gives you penis envy
Basketball shorts is the male equivalent since it lets girls get a view at your bulge.
>>35695362
Where do you live? I fail to see how wearing yoga pants makes you a security threat.
>>35695431
I wish I had big legs.
>>35695432
I remember being utterly freaked out by it because I'd never seen a male wearing skin tight white yoga pants before and it just looked so bizarre. Also he was muscly and had a massive ass. It looked like an outfit you'd see at a gay club. everyone in the shop was like wtf and whispering about it. in uk
semi-tight shirt with extra short sleeves
>tfw DYEL and receive compliments when wearing one
>a fitizen would look manly as fuck
>>35695497
I wish I had a firm, shapely, possibly even slightly feminine ass that girls would molest and bully me for.
>>35695293
*BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*
BLOXBLOXBRAPS
>>35695362
they wanted to fugg him in his bara ass
>>35696016
>girls
ew why
>>35695293
A sadistic rapist who crushes the victim's soul
>>35695362
Why did they follow him? Were they worried he was in possession of a cock? How could he present a security threat?
>>35695293
>>35696054
BBBRBRRRRRBRRBBBRRPPPPPRRRRRLLLLLLLTTTTT
>>35696413
>squats at the gym
BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP !!!!!
>>35695497
His legs are shit
>>35695293
Tight grey sweatpants.
>>35695293
>a tailored suit
not even kidding