As the title says, what keeps you guys from killing yourselves?

My dog
orgino

>>35691950

That's an exceptionally rare pepe.

My natural instinct to survive

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>>35691950
Poor black kid.
Really tears my heart. Hope he will be ok.

My family.

I feel like an utter piece of shit for failing at life even after everything they gave and more.

I really do like life, I just hate the one I'm living.

Where do I start? My girlfriend, my mother, my sister, my dogs, my future children, dream vacation to iceland, the taste of a delicious beer on a nice night spent with friends around a fire, listening to birds chirp and waves of a lake hit the shoreline and the fight with a fish as you try to reel it in, dog kisses. Normie shit.

its a lot of effort to do it right and im starting to realize i don't care enough to die

>>35692591
>>35692675
a combo of these 2

>>35691950
im too much of a pussy to actually go through with it. plus i dont want to make my mum sad forever, she's always been good to me

When you 're in a bad mood:
Get into your Porsche, take a ride to your 10/10-Girlfriend and fuck her hard. --> That allways helps me out.

>not sucking your own dick

My thinkpad
My casio watch
Weed
Going for walks

its the small stuff that counts

>>35691950
>girl that uses me for academic work but she's cute
If you're a cute girl you can literally keep people from suicide so they can do (presumably) thankless work for you. That's life on super easy mode.

>>35691950
I'd make granma sad and i dont want to

in no certain order:
cannabis
music
my parents
my brother (by extension his non-white fiance)
sunsets
the beach/pacific ocean
alcohol

that's it really and most of that stuff is nice I guess but it is really my parents that are alive that is keeping me alive. not sure what will happen once they are gone

>>35694338
BLEACHED
Prototipo sxolio

My kitter
Family
Shitposting

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>>35691950
The ultimate memes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRC_r8Z0d20

>>35692476
yeah pretty much this, I would be cynic if I said I have no will to live

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vidya
anime
comics
...and that is about it.

It's really important to me that my death is a surprise. Not because I'm scared but because I like surprises and it makes it more interesting

movies
tv shows
music
books
comics
interwebs
the dreams of traveling and trekking a lot and baying lots of bands and kino merchandise

>>35691950
Transhumanism. Suffering is just a chemical reaction in the brain, and one day science might be able to improve my neurochemistry to make my life not suck.

>>35692928
You could always kill her before you kill yourself

My stocks are doing OK and I'd like to see what my face looks like after a few years of Mewing.

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>>35691950
Possible chance of eternal suffering and regretting it bitterly for eternity if there is some kind of afterlife/awareness after death. Might as well plod through life just to be on the safe side.

Would quite like to die though

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Cat
Boat
Whisky and cheap amerika piss water beer
anime
every now and then theres a great TV show or movie
PC gadgets
traps

>>35691950
parents are still partially paying my rent and I'm in uni for a meme degree that has a small chance of landing me a decent job, once that ends and I have to go full time minimum wagecuck I'll just end it

>>35691950
My daughter is what keeps me going. I really hated myself and the world until I had her. I wish more bots could experience fatherhood.