Anyone awake? Boy, have I got one crazy greentext about the last

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>>35691819
im listening.

oregano

>>35691819
You have my attention, this better not be an elaborate ruse

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>anyone else awake
No I'm lucid dreaming right now and you're all figments of my imagination.
I do want to hear your story though.

CONT ALREADY

>>35692110
Jokes on you, I'm having a mental breakdown and all of you are just aspects of my personality.

please stop typing like a faggot

>>35691819
>Anyone awake?
>>35691819
>College, if you're American I guess.
>>35691819
>Scratch that maybe 3 weeks?
>>35691819
>>(Internal Monologue):
>>35691819
>(I say to myself)
>>35691819
>(University)
>>35691819
>She was brilliant.

>>35692291
Please stop replying like a faggot. You only have to reply once.

>>35692336
I don't have to copy or paste if I keep clicking the post # after highlighting

>>35691819
>>35691819
>Think "damn she's good looking" to myself.
At this point I'm thinking of I should talk to her.
>I'm getting ready to stand up
>I do stand up
>Decide I don't want to talk to her today as I'm waking past her
>Go to class
>Lecturer is talking about something boring something about how pseudo code is the best way to show a blueprint of the code that you want to develop.
>Go home
>Think about her
>While I'm eating my evening meal
>Get ready for bed, wake up
>Do morning routine
FUCK I FORGOT DO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.jpeg
>Go to uni again
>Waiting in library
>See her again
>Sack up talk and say "hey"
(To her)

Cont...?

>>35692377
Yes tell the story from finish to end
Im on the train to uni and im bored
Hurry up

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>>35692377

Nice dubs, keep going.

>>35692377
Stop asking Cont? And just cont.
Nice dubs.

>>35692377
Yes type already. And skip the parts about you staring at girls and not actually doing anything you faggot.

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Another episode of Op not having his greentex pre'written

>>35692508
Will le black science man ever fuck off?
Am I doomed to 30 years of this asshole being a smarmy asshole just because he's a nigger?

ITT: Anon loses his chance with a girl because his breath fucking stank and he had loads of shit on his teeth because he didn't even rinse out his mouth with tooth paste

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>>35692377
>I say "hey"
>Soon guy looks up
He says "hey"
>I say
No, not you I was talking to the lady
>He says
Ah sorry
>She says
Sup
>I love that word
(Don't say they out loud)
>What course do you do?
I say
>She says engineering
Electrical engineering
>Tell her that's cool
>(Inner monologue) holy shit this is going well
>Ask for her number
Get her number
>(Inner monologue) "nice I guess I'm escaping r/incel / r/forever alone /robotdom


Cont....?>>35692377

>>35692613
No please stop. This story gets more boring with every fucking cont.

>>35692613
>cont?
More like cunt.
Is there really a r/robotdom or are you shitposting?

>I save the number
>(She gave it to me, remember?)
Shit! I still havent gotten my toothbrush!
>Turn around
(The toothbrush shop is that way)
>Hey anon! (Its her again)
(I just met you!)

Cont?

>>35692749
No, I mean robotdom not r/ robotdom

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>>35692613
>telling anons you browse reddit
Getoutnormie

>>35692778
This is not me I will get a tripcode

>Turn to the guy next to her.
>I sat
This is going well isn't it
>He says
Yeah I guess
>Notice his bulky black frame
>(Inner Monologue) What I do to watch him fuck the petite white girl I just go the number of. He looks like such a virile bull. Imagine the contrast of colours as his thick black mamba enters her pinkness as I'm tied and caged in the corner. The moans of genuine pleasure she would make her make that I never could. Then the taste of his cum as I lick it out of her overloaded vagina.
>ask him
D-do you want to cuck me with her
>he says
Now we talkin' white boi
>go home to mastured to BLACKED and browse r/cuckhold
>forget to by toothbrush again

Cont...?>>35692613

>>35692965
Op u fuckin gay im out

Sorry for the wait. Ignore the troll posters.

>>35691819
>>35691819
>She replies
>"Oh, hey anon"
>(My heart is beating)
>I ask her if she wants to study for a bit before class
>"Yea, sure!"
(Study Room)
>Making small talk
>We look over our notes
I can't stop looking at her. So perfect.
>Scoot closer to her to help her with some code
>shitjustgotreal.jpg
>A few minutes go by
>She's able to finish the assignment
>"You know, I really appreciate the help anon"
(I'm flustered)
>"N-no problem"
>To my surprise she moves closer
Wtf?
>Her hand moves from the desk slowly down to my jeans, right on my fucking dick
It's like in my dreams...
>I'm shaking but try to hide it
>I do the same, and touch her leg
>She's reaching into my pants at this point
>I move my hand up her leg
Something's not right.
>I can feel a bulge in her pants, and it's throbbing
>It feels like I'm feeling a hard dick, which shouldn't be possible...

cont... ?

Op you're a fucking faggot

>>35693106
Finally getting interesting cont please

>>35693106
Fakest shit

>>35692965
This ain't me


>Get home after another lecture
>Go to and sit in chair
>Google how long to wait before calling a girl
>(Inner monologue): "yeah I'll wait about 18 hours then
I brush teeth and go to bed because I remember tooth brush
>Call her
Panicking inside
>I say hey
>She says hey
>I say wanna hangout
Oh shit what did i ask?
>Yes she says
SHE ACTUALLY SAID YES.jpeg
>Get ready for date
>Call her again
Second time
>Say
"Dare I say, I hope you look good as you did at library"
>She says I will roar
I think shit she's a memer
>Tell her I like Pepe
She says cute
>Go to date location


Cont...?

This is the fakest fucking shit in the world

Atleast make it believable somehow you fucking cuntwaffle

>>35693210
>>35693106
>>35692965
>>35692613
>>35692377
im the real OP

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>>35693355
Nope I am the OP you can see by this
U got BTFO

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>>35693382
OOPS CHOSE THE WRONG IMAGE UR BTFO LOL I WIN

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>>35693210
Idk if this is fake anymore this is the most boring shit

>>35693382
No really why are you writing like a 12 year old?

>>35693106
>>35693106
>Suddenly she gets uncomfortable
"A-anon I know it's a bad time but I really need to go to my diff eq lecture"
>(Inner monologue): "fuck!!"
>I can tell she feels bad about so abruptly leaving
>She says maybe we can meet again on Thursday
We awkwardly pack up and leave
>I go eat quickly
>Sit through my afternoon lectures still blue-balled
(My Apartment)
>Sitting in bed being depressed loser as usual
>Thinking over the day
>Overanalyzing as usual
>Still pissed and blaming myself for going too fast
At this point I remember when I felt her jeans.
>My instinct is that I was just imagining the "bulge"
>Too much 4chan brainwashing me etc.
I played vidya for a few hours and tried to forget everything.
>It's now almost bedtime
>I'm still so obsessed with her and can wait until Thursday
>Because I'm autistic I search up her info in the university directory
>Notice something off
>Under "Gender" no value was listed
>All of the other students' that I saw had either "M" or "F"
>(Inner monologue) Maybe I am just paranoid...
Go to bed, still don't have fucking toothbrush to brush with.

cont...?

>>35693683
Really upsetting that you haven't bought the toothbrush anon.

>>35693757
THAT'S NOT ME I GOT A NEW TOOTHBRUSH FUCK UOU

>>35693806
>go to toothbrush shop
>grab biggest, most powerful electric number I can find and shove it up my butt, thinking wistfully of fem(male)anon's qt bulge
>blow hole in side of toothbrush shop with Old Faithfulesqe cum geyser
>get sued

>>35694049
Are you kidding me, stop making fun of the toothbrush

>>35693683
>>35693683
(Thursday at Library)
>Finally it's Thursday
>Morning lectures over, waiting for her at library
She arrives, we go and get a study room.
>Sit down and work on the compsci homework together
>It doesn't take long for her to make a move
>This time, her hand goes straight into my pants
>She's more confident this time
>I start touching her again too, can't hold back
>Once again, I feel a hard, throbbing bulge
>(Inner monologue): "So I wasn't imagining..."
Immediately her confidence drained.
>"A-anon, there som-"
>I interrupt "It's okay, I know"
>She lightens up
>Now I can see just how horny she is
>She starts kissing me
>Now we're full on making out, she's in my lap a this point
>Start rubbing bodies against each other
>I get rock hard as our bulges rub against each other
>To return her favor I begin to reach into her jeans too

Cont...?

Type everything in a single post faggot
Stop askings for conts you cunt.

This is fucking retarded. Abandon thread

>Go to CVS on way to Uni (college)
>Girl is working the counter
>Run to the dental section
>(Inner monologue) Oh my how embarrassing
>Grab first toothbrush
>Go to checkout
>(Inner monologue) I admire her alabaster skin
>"Did you know I work here"
>"N-no"
>Sees toothbrush is one of Franklin the Turtle
>Hides a laugh
>She hands me my change, notices the 3 days of detritus on my teeth
>Tells me to leave
>That night she texts me
>It's her with library guy
>I know they're fucking

Cont..............................?

Wtf is even going on anymore? Is ops gf a bf or?

>>35695276
kek

orangeno

this got derailed real fast my niggers

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Why is this bread making me laugh so much jeepers

>>35695276
>I rush over to her place
>My grand autismo allowed me to triangulate ler location
>I bust the door down and sprint inside
>Book Chad is about to finish on her
>I ran as fast as I could
>Pushed her out of the way
>Screaming
>Chad's steam stream cannot be contained
>His love jam jettisons into my mouth
>A safe harbor
>I swallow it, hoping the seed will grow a Chad spirit in me
>She tells me to leave
>(Inner monologue) I better skedaddle
>Skedaddle my way out
>Get back home (College)
>Flush toothbrush down toilet

>>35695553
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck off you cunt I am not you you stupid bastard kys

>>35695978
Ok bro you can go fuck urself you sounds like the cunt to me

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>tfw derailed thread is better than original

this thread is top kek

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>>35694970
>>35694970
>She's wearing cute striped panties
>Can see her hard little girlcock
>Begin caressing it
>She moans and keeps kissing me
>We're both jerking each other off at this point
>Precum all over my tip
>She touches it and licks it off her finger
>We keep going at it
>Cum all in my jeans
>She keeps stroking
>I wipe all the cum off
>Use my handful of cum as lube to jerk her off
>Finger her girlhole
>She tenses up and spurts out a few massive jets of sticky white seed
>We keep kissing, both satisfied with each other.

The end. I hope you guys enjoyed. I certainly enjoyed derailing OP's thread ;^)

>>35695553
Lol mate me keke like Pepe

that was a good ass thread derailment dude good job

also op fuck you man you suck

The CIA making a 10/10 job derailing pedantic homosexual transexual OP's faggoty thread

>>35695978
Get outta here you phony bologna