Why don't you have a cute wife, a kid, and a great

>>35691717
I don't want a kid and I'm a degenerate so I'll probably marry a man one day

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>>35691717
>Why don't you have a cute wife, a kid, and a great paying finance job?
I have everything except that last part.

>>35691717
Because im ugly, how many times do we have to go through this ?

>>35691717
>finance job
Because I'm already more educated in a different field (an actual scientific field not "move numbers around and steal peoples money").
Also finance degrees are poor mans economics.

>>35691717
he got cucked

that child is not his

>>35691907
How do you support your wife and kid?

>>35691717
Why is his child Scandinavian?

>>35691955
t. couldn't get into his university's business school and had to settle for an Econ degree

>>35691717
File name should be 2jewskidnapswedishbaby.jpg

>>35691717
Because I'm not a parasite and work a job that actually improves the human condition.

people who work in finance are literally worse than neets, they're usually not even that smart. It's just a massive network of nepotism that they circlejerk around in with their kids and cousins. Some banker faggot tried to steal my inheritance by conning my senile great grandmother into a trust fund to 'avoid inheritance taxes' when she didn't even have enough assets to have to pay inheritance tax.

recorded him trying to explain this shit to me like he wasn't a conman and handed it over to the state AG. What a tool.

>>35691717
That kid is waaaay too pale to be his

>>35691717
kids and jobs are way way too much work

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>>35692005
>How do you support your wife and kid?
She works in her family's baker and I live with her family. So they kinda support us for now.

Currently I'm working on growing psilocybin mushrooms in some weeb's apartment so we can save up enough money to at least find/rent our own place. Someone already wants dibs so in about a month, I should have a decent amount of cash since there are no shrooms in the country I live in

>>35692037

They're Jewish?

Not originally

>>35691717
Because i'm retarded and can't work.

>working in a field directly dependent on the economy
>marrying in the year 2017
>implying the blonde hair blue eyed baby is his also it looks retarded

>>35691717
I'm black and 5'6"

why the fuck do you think

>>35692108
Aren't you risking a huge amount of jail time?

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>cute wife
As in "That chick that cheats on you, takes half your stuff and then fucks Chad in the house you used to own"? No thanks.

>a kid
Literally can't afford it. Not that raising a kid in CURRENT_YEAR is gonna result in anything other than a beta cuck

>finance
There has to be a faster way to kill youself.

>>35691717
>a kid

if I ever get married I'm gonna' have as many kids as possible.

>>35691717
I am ugly, asocial and I don't like working in finance.

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>>35692194
>Aren't you risking a huge amount of jail time?
Nope.

Well, maybe. But there's an interesting loophole. You see, psilocybin is illegal in japan, but growing psylocybe cubensis is not illegal. It's a strange loophole, but before police shut it down, a bunch of people used to sell "maho no kinoko" in osaka and tokyo several years back.

And I'm doing it in someone else's pad so they can take the rap just in case.

Life is all about that husltle, anon...

>>35692448
I think that's just Japan's way of saying "We don't really mind if you do it, so long as you keep it private and don't bother other people"

>>35692075

You know it's normal to keep babies out of the sun because they have hugely sensitive skin, right?

>>35691717
Because I don't want it. I do not give a fried fuck about what normies consider "making it", nor have I ever. It was a life-changing relief when I realized it was all optional and okay to refuse.

>>35691717
Park Avenue is pretty sweet tb.h

>I'm a coward
>I'm too young
>I'm in med

>>35692221

>this is the level of justification for utterly failing at life that robots use to keep themselves from committing suicide.

That said, if anyone was going to make a terrible decision and pick a woman who would leave them and take half of what they own, it'd be a robot

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>>35693915
>pick a woman who would leave them and take half of what they own
Oh, you mean most of them?