>just booked a appointment with a $200/hh T H I C C escort

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>>35690451
Fucking shit help me bros

>>35690585
Just wing it, what's the worst that could happen?

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>>35690642
Nothing really besides disappointment for me. I just get super nervous when I do visits with upscale escorts

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>>35690585
>thats just fine and dandy

stop and never talk to her again, its over

If you're that deep already go with it. Bring back pics. Im counting on ya anon.

>>35690690
Its a fucking escort, he paid for her. He can say whatever the fuck he wants.

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>>35690690
It's how locals here talk and she was typing with emoticons so I figured I should reply with a silly tone too.

>>35690709
Should I ask her if she can hold a note or write /r9k/ on her?

I'm about to leave bros but I'll keep everyone updated

>>35690451
How thicc is she OP. And she literally gets paid for doing this, don't worry so much about what she thinks

>>35690672
Then just do it, it's not like you're dating or anything.

>>35690757
>write /r9k/ on her

Yes, do it, if she asks why tell her it's for your internet friends.

Didn't know hookers are paid by the kilo

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>>35690786
She's rap music video thick like the models.

Really about to leave now bros. Sje does bareback blowjobs too

>>35690875
>Sje does bareback blowjobs too
enjoy your hiv then

>>35690875
Show us a pic of her, you fool.

>>35691021
This, with time stamp on her tit

jesus fuck how awkaward
kys rn OP

Drink a little, OP.
It's called liquid courage for a reason, you know.

>>35691099
Like you could do better.

How big is her ass, need pics for curiosity

Post pic

Origilol

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About to go in bros

Bust a nut and get pics.

>>35691524
remeber the pics op

>>35691524
Better be story time when you return

You damn op never posted her pic

>>35690451
I just want to commend you for not paying a woman $200 for pussy on a regular basis. As a paying customer myself, I do the same thing - $60 regular fucks and $100+ ONLY if the girl is a real delight. It disgusts me when men regularly pay over $100 for pussy. Thank you for upholding standards and fair value. These whores are not celebrities. Men should laugh in their faces for asking $100 for 30 minutes of "work."

>>35692278
>guy who regularly pays for customers getting elitist over how much is payed

Dude, if you're already going to sink to the lowest low, might as well enjoy it. The fact that you're pathetic enough to pay at all speaks volumes, I'm not sure you have any leg to stand on at all.

Well obviously it's too late now, but next time you're tempted to pay for a hooker, jack off then reconsider. I guarantee you'll be far less willing to dump money into this.
Paying for sex is a disgrace, and it only takes you further into robotry. Don't do it unless you're 100% sure you can't get laid any other way.

>>35692314
>he doesn't understand the sensitive dynamics of price-gouging on backpage and the potential for men to combat this in real-time via internet communication

You're why women don't respect us. Stay cucked. Stay passive.

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>>35690451
Toasting in this bread.
Be sure to deliver pics, OP

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Just got back from the visit. Feel like me asking for $40 back at the end sabotaged it though but she said I could take some back if I didn't have a good time mid session.

She used fake pics but experience was still good just not $200 good. Pussy stunk and had a roastie. Really cute girl though. Not $200 cute and won't get that kind of money from me again. Gonna leave a review.

She started the experience off like a porn star though and she had excellent sensual skills just not worth that kind of money.

Also asked if I could take a pic she said no, not even of her body. Pic related took this just now as leaving parking lot

Now I smell like bad pussy

>>35692524
you shouldn't pay her and leave, wtf

>>35692524
Fake pics, if I was paying that much money I'd walk out if she wasn't what she claimed

>>35692524
I'm sorry anon.
I lost my virgity to a hooker and i was grossed out and started cutting myself

>>35692524
>200$ for 40 minutes
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET

When will you learn that humans are disgusting Op and quit seeking that next stanky pusspuss

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>>35692571
I'll leave an honest review and ruin any chances she had of getting another customer depending on how she responds if she does

She probably won't until tonight because hookers usually feel disgusted after fucking a client and need a few hours to cool down/get high off cocaine or heroin

Scratch that she did respond. She was really petite and I could've fucked her way harder if I wasn't going in expecting an ultra thick bitch but this girl was really cute. Think of that girl from The Office named Erin, similar personality and look

She also complimented me on my dick and looks and asked personal questions like why I do this, etc. made me feel uncomfortable.

>>35690451
buy a viagra and use that shit right before
smoke a joint or something right before as well.
i gaurentee a good experience no doubt.
Have fun anon

That's why If I was spending that kind of money I'd buy a sex doll, so I don't feel awkward and nurvous and not smell like I've been down at the docks

>>35690451
Are you a kike or a nigger? Cause you can't be a dignified white man that's for sure

>>35692714
>smoke a joint or something right
weed gives me psychosis. If i did that, then I would end up accusing her of being an Jew and cut off her head probably

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>>35692688
Goddamn this looks really beta and pathetic from this perspective.

Not sure if I should post her a neg review. I'm gonna be doing some heavy buyers remorse tonight before I go to bed

I justified it by remembering I pay this much for a fucking oil change or pair of shoes and this is the most I've paid for a prostitute ever. About to head back home because I'm sitting in another hotels parking lot writing this

>>35692801
>I justified it by remembering I pay this much for a fucking oil change or pair of shoes
>$200
>shoes
nigger detected

>>35692801
Dude who cares if it's beta you already fucked her

>>35692524
Post the fake pics too tho. Intrested desu.

>>35692688
Honestly if she looks like Erin from the office it aint that bad i'd say.

>>35692801
Should post the pics she used as they aren't even her, so it doesn't matter

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>>35692841
Sneakers cost a lot

>>35693304
It'll just make me feel more retarded. Now the buyers remorse is kicking in. I'll start lusting for her again by tomorrow or a couple days because she was really cute and clean. But the pussy was whack, great girl though. She said she'd send a selfie instead. I definitely couldn't consider paying $200 again, $120 would be great though.

Gonna post a review.

Welcome to the progression of meeting an escort though /r9k/ I asked if I could record for an extra fee she said no multiple times

Dunno what to do now besides get ready for wageslavery tom

>>35693482
>she was really cute and clean
>said the pussy stunk
>still paid
this is why i fuck sluts instead of paying for whores, save your money anon. Do you really think sex is worth more than $20?

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>>35693611
Girls can clean their bodies over and over but can't clean hundreds of dick mileage bro

>>35693482
It shouldn't make you feel retarded, I'm more curious than anything else, I just want to see how big her ass was supposed to be

>>35693696
she sounds like a cunt
send her this and scrrenshot it.
"hey dad look at me think back and answer me, did i turn out according to your plan?"

You are fucking retarded, OP.
Why would you waste money on that whore? Now you realise it'd have been better if you just do drug with that money.

>>35693767
>"hey dad look at me think back and answer me, did i turn out according to your plan?"
kek, do this OP

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>>35692688
I'd be willing to pay a lot more to fuck a girl that looked like Erin

>>35693767
There both cunts

>>35693895
Yes, just like her but with a bit shorter hair and black. Similar skull, body, and goofy personality.

>>35691021
Do this nigga

>>35691021
>>35691037
Do it for the team

>>35694014
SQUAD


>wtf unoriginal?!

>>35693955
[email protected]

I she really does look that much like her send me some more info bro srs

>>35690451
>tfw just a poor wage slave
>pays for pussy
so how will you escape from poverty by giving your hard earned shekels to a broken girl that just lays her for an hour. she has no problem fucking random men for money because daddy did it to her for free when she was a little girl.

>>35694241
Please tell me how to escape wage slavery then

>>35694509
I'm still trying to find that out myself, but I do know that giving money to a whore is hustling backwards my nig

Don't do it ya idiot.

Stds are fatal.

>>35694590
show pics you lying cuck or ftgo

>>35694604
>Stds are fatal.
can confirm I have genital warts, and warts in my throat. I need to get checked it they are cancerious

It's too late, op is gone. He's already undressing and naked on their rented bed.

>>35694611
wrong person, autist

>>35694701
sorry
your stilla cuck, though

>>35694745
false, you're a nigger

>>35694781
:,(
apologize bully pants

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>>35694695
Ok I'm going to sleep after this post. The buyers remorse and this thread have given me a headache

I forgot to mention the details

She rode my dick and I fucked her sideways. I took the condom off and came in her mouth to finish and she swallowed.

Dick was going soft during penetration because it got boring and condoms fucking suck. She was creamy though

Just let this be a reminder to anyone interested in seeing escorts, you'll feel guilty as fuck afterwards and miss the money you've given away. Before meeting I was willing to give $300 but here I am feeling like shit for wasting $200

>>35694836

Congratulations, she's your gf now.

You may as well go back and see her and only her.

>>35694836
Also it could be because I see escorts way too much and I'm just burned out and use them as escapism

But the typical whore I see I pay anywhere from 20-60 not $200

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How reckless would it be if I shared her this thread?

I think she'd post my number if it pissed her off though. It'd be more autistic than me asking to take a pic at the end with /r9k/ somewhere

>>35694974
make this a legendary thread and do it

>>35694974
post her pic OP
pls do it faggit

>>35694974

She'd probably think you're a weirdo and cut you off.

Which is good if that's what you want.

>>35694836
Afrer climax everything feels horrible and vain

>>35694836
Where do you find escorts? How are you sure they aren't LE?

>>35695119
Backpage cl and a few other sites. Just read reviews

>>35694836
>>35690451
Why the fuck would you spend so much?

Girls like that should never be called.