this basic bitch stacy is sitting next to me and won't

>>35689662
>>>/adv/
Just be yourself and Iife will take you where you need to go, bro.

>>35689662
those 2 would be cute together

soryy

maybe she's attracted to the smell of shit (you)

>>35689662
Master Descartes taught you well.
Use the knowledge imparted upon you.

>>35689662

She's trying to get with the Chad you see sitting there.

>>35689662
Smack her phone out her hand. This will assert alpha dominance and you may even get laid

classes are that overcrowded that people have to sit on the floor? lol. american education everyone

reminder if you go to american college you are a NORMIE and need to leave this board

>>35689662

Dude I know what classroom that is at NYU. PH-UY 2023, I'm heading there now OP.

>>35689662
Offer to have sex with her if she pays you.

$500 an hour isnt a bad stud fee.

>>35689662
Lean over and spit into her bag.

>>35689889
Hm so am I let us jump this nigga, my nigga.

>>35689889
>>35691291
Count me in nigga. I'm coming too. Gonna make a come up

>>35689662
>>35691291
Or y'all could actually pay attention in class for once.

>>35691349
Im a homeless manhattanite, tell me a door you can let me in through or get me a visitors pass.

This nigga bout to catch my fade

>>35691376
Where you at rn? I'm down. Hol up I'm getting dressed. My crib isn't too far from OP right now.

>>35691412
Why are you talking like you're in a madea movie?

>>35689707
That's so weird. That was my first thought as well.

You'll be a social outcast all your life, it doesn't change.

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>>35689889
>>35691291
>>35691349
I'm coming too, boys

OP bout to get fuckin jumped. Better have a good pair of kicks on OP or I'm finna beat your ass

If you fags actually deliver it will be a glorious day for all Robots

>>35689724
sieg kek

>>35691437
https://clyp.it/yuoevilh

Just pull out your dick and smack her with it.

Alternatively, start RRRREEEEing.

>>35691617
this made my day
oregano

>>35689889
>>35691291
>>35691349
Nobody delivers. Sad.