>wagecuck
>work my ass off
>got promoted
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>finally earn more than I need to cover the bills
>got a habit of buying some snacks (chip or other garbage) after work
>order pizza every now and then
>year passes
>got 40 pounds fatter
>old jeans don't fit
>suffer from it daily
>too shy to go to a store and buy new ones
>half a year passes
>old jeans are really painful to wear now
>block some blood paths on my hips or something
>blacked out once after taking them off
>got much worse health ever since
>immune system sucks, headaches, sleepiness
>got sick 3 times in a row
>had to skip work for nearly 2 months
>got demoted
>can't recover from that habit of eating crap
>got into debts to cover the bills
>still eating crap daily
>got a heart attack a few months later
>all relatives are worried about me
>still wearing old jeans
>can't tell everyone why it happens
>doctors can't find anything
>nearly got fired after getting sick once again
>tfw
Why is life like that, robots?
>>35688203
This is all your own damn fault.
>Start eating better
>Problem solved
>>35688203
>too shy to go to a store and buy new ones
Just order some online you fucking retard. Are you afraid of making eye contact with the buy button on amazon?
>>35688268
>letting the corporations know your buying habits
>life ruined/ended due to refusing to wear different jeans
maybe its ok if you die
>order jeans online
robot my friend you should start eating less and move more , you have to lose that weight so you can get your self a nice pants
Why is life like that?
This is 100% your fault. Stop buying junk food and jog a few times a week. This advice can be said over and over to most of the posts in this board.
>guys I'm fat and sick, life isn't fair
>"eats cheeseburger" idk what to do
>>35688203
>putting your job and life at risk because you're afraid to buy some fucking jeans
that's pathetic even for /r9k/ standards. just end your life now 2bee h
>>35688284
The corporation will know anyways because they have to restock the shelf.