WHY WASN'T I BORN FUCKING DEAF? I ENVY DEAF PEOPLE BECAUSE

>>35687626
What's stopping you from just destroying your hearing?

>>35687644
Music and I don't want to look retarded with those huge hearing aids

>>35687626
You'd have to learn sign language as a way to communicate I have 0 heating in left ear hign pitch sounds aren't a problem sometimes I'll ignore people or ask them to repeat what they said

>>35687680
>I WANT TO BE DEAF
>BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE DEAF
/r9k/ is the dumbest board.

>>35687774
CONFLICTING FEELJNGS ARE NATURAL

>>35687680
>I ENVY DEAF PEOPLE
>oh no i dont want to be deaf

>>35687726
Sign language is actually really easy to learn, it's designed to be made up of gestures that anyone can understand regardless of hearing.

>>35687774
ALSO IF I WAS BORN DEAF I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE BUT BC I WANT BORN DEAF I KNOW THE BEAUTY OF MUSIC AND DONT WANT TO SACRIFICE IT JUST TO NOT BE ABLE TO INTERACT WITH CHADS

I think being mute would be better.

Still removes the social expectation of contributing to conversation, and you can still listen to music or be involved in social activities if you want.

>>35687837
>it's another I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MUSIC meme faggot

>>35687626
Just pretend your deaf for the rest of your life and keep track of your experiences

We'll call you deafanon

>>35687864
DONT ACT LIKE YOU'RE SUPERIOR

>>35687879
That would be pretty cool. I'll start learning German sign language today since A) American deaf ppl can't communicate with me and B) my German teacher used it when she taught us German so I already know some of it

>>35687886
But I am superior to you, you mentally ill faggot.

>>35687965
GE T OFFFFFFFF OF MY BOARD

>>35688055
This is like the 6th time I've heard this tonight. What is it with you faggots telling people who aren't as deranged as you to leave?

>>35687774
there nothing wrong wishing ability to shut down ears

>>35688302
Yes, there is. It's the same as people who willingly dismember themselves. You're mentally ill.

>>35687626
They don't understand because you're the only one who will tell them and guess what? They can't fucking hear you.