What's this? Chad dropped his wallet while dry-humping Stacy

>>35686682
but this is Brads wallet...

>>35686682
>Take every scrap of money
>ignore numbers, I don't need nudes and wont be able to impersonate chad
>experiment with the cards. See if I cant use them

>>35686682
Give it back to him. And feel better about myself for 5 minutes or so after he thanks me and calls me a good person. Go back home and masturbate to anime girls.

get it back to him, will do your Karma good!

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>>35686682
>Pick it up
>Take liquid cash
>Drop it back
>Go to the convenience store
>Buy whisky
>???
>PROFIT
Why fucking bother with anything else. Women are useless and can't compete with 2D.

If I found it outside a business I would give it to said business' lost and found minus the cash.

Take the cash, leave the wallet with a bouncer so he can get it back.

>>35686682
Because there's that much cash, I take it and never return it. Burn the rest of it because it's a doggy dog world so it's his fault he dropped it.

>look for a phone number so I can call him
>if there's no phone number I drive to numb-nut's house and hand deliver the stupid wallet perfectly fucking intact
Because I'm a god damned sap, that's why.

why would i steal from some chad who i dont know? id just give all his shit back to him

>>35686841
>"H-here Chad. I found your wallet"
>"Thanks you fucking dork"
>Punches you in your stomach

>>35686682
I return it. I'm not a dirty nigger. I'm a man with integrity.

>take the cash
>drop the wallet
>???
>profit

>>35686888
chads would actually be grateful for that

t. neet with a chad friend

>>35686823
You deserve to be cucked now and forever. Karma is a fucking spook and chad's not gonna remember this if the situation was reversed.

Of course I'd steal the money outta some autist's sonic wallet or a fellow robot's anime stamped one

>Take just money
>Give the wallet to the bouncer of the club

I'd be tempted to take the cards but I can't see myself getting any use out of them. Well, any use that would risk leading back to me.

If I'm feeling in a good mood I'd probably just leave the wallet with a bounder with money still inside, however I'd regret not taking the money and I'd also regret/feel guilt if I did take the money.

>>35686802
It's dog-eat-dog. Not doggy dog you spastic.

>>35687134
mistakes like these are a diamond dozen

>>35686682
I once found a wallet on the road. Took cash and used card to buy amazon and steam gift cards. Walked out the store like nothing happened and ditched the cards.

Fuck everyone. I'm already handicapped the world owes me this much.

>>35686682
take the money and leave the rest because everything else would be stupid.

>>35687134
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mothers mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like its a peach of cake.

>>35687181
How the fuck did you manage to buy the gift cards without the pin?

>>35687173
Stop trying to play doubles advocate, faggot.

>>35687134
Sorry to be the baron of bad news but you're a proper clown.

>>35687066
This.

Its hard to say what I will do. Sometimes I'm charitable, sometimes I'm not. Somehow our brain makes us feel bad whatever choice is picked.

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>>35687134

I got the captcha with the store fronts again

>>35687181
>I'm handicapped
>The world owes me
The only thing the world owes you is a bullet. You owe use for keeping you alive.

>>35687231
America: land of effortless credit fraud. All you have to do is swipe the card and you can basically access the entirety of someone's finances.

Take all of his money, throw his wallet in the trash. Pick up some McDonalds on my way home, maybe grab a beer. Cry myself to sleep.

>>35686724
>>35686715
cucks
not original as fuck

>>35686682
Take the condoms to eat and then return it.

>>35686888

Are you 15? Super original comment 5000

>>35687226
The fact that you managed to stuff that many in one post is truly kind of impressive. You get a well earned you, and a well earned "...huh" from me.

>>35686682
I'd probably just hand it to a bouncer or the police. Tempted to take the notes but I doubt someone would be stupid enough to forget how much they spent that night.

>>35687315
My god how new are you?

>>35687231
Boi all you have to do in the land of the free is copy the signature at the back of the card. No questioned asked. Niggers buy rolexes and 4 thousand dollar macbooks with stolen cc.

>>35687315
please do not reply to me ever again

>>35687332
Fuck off, if that's copypasta than I have somehow avoided it for the last eight years. I have never seen that post in my life.

>>35686888
Ive had many experiences in trying to do the right thing will lead to this sort of result.

While not so extreme like being punched, you're likely to get a creeped out look and be looked upon as a "creeper" for going to his place to return it
>LOL did you see that guy who gave my wallet back? Weeeeirdo. Hope he don't try and rape me during the night LOL"

>>35686682
>What's this? Chad dropped his wallet while dry-humping Stacy outside the club? You pick it up and find that it's full of cash, condoms, female phone numbers and credit cards among other things.
>What do you do?

Take the money out and throw it away

>>35687360
You come off as someone fresh from plebbit so fuck off back there. That pasta has been around for ages.

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>>35686682

Buy booze and drugs and do what British people do when they party the Brits party hard, when I went to England a few years ago people were doing cocaine off the urinals in the bathroom and were doing all sorts of pills

>>35687345
Yep which has a chance of leading back to the fraudster if they're not using a safe house or something

>>35687396
Whatever anon, couldn't care less about your weightless insults. I have never seen it before it, much like I have never been on reddit and have been using 4chan since 2007. :^) But I'm sure you have too

>>35687226
Kek. This was actually pretty impressive.

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>>35687226

I atodaso, i fucking atodaso

>>35687423
>couldn't care less about your weightless insults
>still replied lying about how much time he's spend on 4chin

Back to plebbit you go!

>>35686682
Posts about it on a board of rejects

Feels amazing man, free money!

>>35687414
Lol wut? The cops never came for me. You think they have time for small time crooks with all the gangs and shit? And credit cards are insured anyway.

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Don't take anything, leave it at his house with a note.

After I've copied all the cards and his info

>>35687480

>The wagecuck finally has a taste of based neetdom

>>35687491
I was talking about the niggers using it to buy 4k worth of shit.

How many gift cards did you get?

>>35686682
Clearly you go and use all of his nandos card chillis

what am I supposed to do with that weird-colored bongpaper

Take the money, try to find any codes to use with the cards, throw the rest away.

>>35686682
There's is nothing in that wallet I need so I'm giving it back to him.

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>>35686682
>University of Essex
>Brad
>carrying around that much money in cash
>looks like a total tool on his drivers licence

I would just take the while thing, the idiot wouldn't be smart enough to do anything about it. He would probably get home and then make a facebook post like 'has any1 seen my wallet i dropped it DD:'

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>>35686802
>doggy dog world
Well memed anon. You got him >>35687134 real good

I lost my wallet 2x on a big college campus with > $50 inside. Tfw both times it was returned with all the cash inside.

>>35686682
Throw it away, I can't spend any of that monopoly money here in America

Fuck you

>>35687226
Please tell me this is your own creation and not a copypasta.

>>35687059
>You deserve
>Karma is a fucking spook
I won't get cucked and I won't be repayed either.
Chad will just have a nicer experience than I would have with his wallet.

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>>35687181
>be in liquor store buying smokes
>some contractor dad is in front of me making his purchase
>suddenly gets a call
>tells chinese lady to keep the change, grabs his items and runs out to his truck
>just me and chinese lady in the store
>look down at counter and see dudes wallet
>look at chinese lady
>'I don't see anysing, ahaha.'
>Take wallet and make my purchase
>Leave store 80$ richer
>Toss the wallet in a heap of junk outside someone's house

>>35686682
can you get me a burger from happy days please?

>>35686682
finna buy a nice effect pedal for guitar and possibly vocals

>>35686682
Take the cash and burn everything else

>>35686682
take cash, leave wallet

>>35690247
>stealing is a sin

>>35690973
>eating at happy days
>when fusion is right upstairs in the top bar

Take the money. Throw it in a river.

>>35686682
All I see is some shitty monopoly money

>>35690247
>look at chinese lady
>'I don't see anysing, ahaha.'
Yellow devils

>>35687226
did you get all of them from modern family or only a few?

>>35691601
honestly i just get the chips from there, everything else is trash, otherwise i just wait till the market