>thicc girl >crush is a skeleton Why me? I'm into

>>35683457
>could kill him if I sat on his face

Good. If I was a skeleton who had to settle for some fat /r9k/ whore I'd want to die too.

>tfw no thicc mentally damaged fembot to sit on my face

Let me guess, you are in Australia? They always are.

>>35683503
nope im American:)
>>35683467
Im not fat

>>35683457
I'd let you sit on my face, anon. C-can I be your bf?

>>35683457
posti nudes

origami

>>35683457
TFW no thicc gurl
Damn I love thick gurls

>>35683643
Post pic fembot. I've got the thiccness sickness.

>>35683457
If you're calling yourself thicc that means you are fat. You don't get to call yourself thicc only other guys can. This is also why your crush is a skeleton. You're fat and jealous of his body.

>>35683457
>could kill him if I sat on his face
more muscle or fat wouldn't save someone's head getting crushed or suffocated
so the problem there isn't that he's skinny, but purely that you're a fatty

>>35683457
>thicc girl

So you're fat

also this

>>35683715

>>35683765
I have been called thicc by other guys desu

>>35683774
then post nudes

orgigomi

>>35683774
Post a pic then and we'll tell you if you are

>>35683774
Then post a body pic...oh wait you can't because you're a roleplaying NEET.

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OP, the secret to weight loss is to cut grains from your diet.
Do this and lift some heavy things and put them down again and then you'll turn into pic related and get your skeleboi

>>35683774

maybe they thought you were stupid

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>>35683796
No thx I want to look like pic related

>>35683836
OP confirmed for being fat instead of thicc

>>35683868
no im not fat I just want to be fit but mot skinny!!

>>35683884
If you're not going to post a pic, at least post height, weight, bra size.

>>35683916
And waist size lol.

>>35683916
5'5"
154
34F
fjkklvvfkl

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>>35683503
I will park my pussy on your face if you tell me what's wrong with Australia first

>>35683933
I'm not in Australia, that's what.

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>>35683944
You men never are

>>35683796
The more I look at the picture the less I can tell if it is a girl or just some tranny.
I really hope this is a hot girl.

>>35683457
>thicc girl
>girlfriend is way into it
>kind of want to lose weight but she won't stop feeding me pasta

>>35683953
I am. What state?

>>35683980
>thicc girl
>girlfriend is way into it
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them
Leviticus 20:13

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>>35684009
Are you from Queensland? Specifically, Brisbane?

>>35684041
No, Victoria

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>>35684053
In that case, are you from Melbourne and 19?

>>35683932
I will buy a plane ticket to Europe if you will sit on my face while I play with your tits.

>>35683457
i'm a skinny guy and i wish a thicc girl would sit on my face

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>Fat male anon
>crush is a skinny trap

>look like a twink
>only attracted to fat girls

>>35684017
>man
Lesbians are cool by god he just doesn't like anal

>>35684041
Is there someone specific you're thinking of anon

>>35684328
Yes, a few Australian anons I see consistently

>short skinny guy
>tfw you'll never be dominated by a tall thicc girl

>>35684629
>short skinny guy
>tfw you'll never be dominate a tall thicc girl

>>35683457
>thicc
That's code for a fat bitch, right?

>>35683796
the secret to weight loss is eating less

please suffocate me with your butt

>>35684959
If a woman calls herself thick, yes. Only men can know the true definition

>>35683932
>154
>Not fat
What a delusional girl

>>35685034
I'm thicc, okay? My stomach is small.
>>35684226
Where in Europe?

>>35685148
You're fat, your stomach is not flat. You could be a chubby chaser's belly gf

>>35685148
1st world western Europe. I'll pay you for everything, flight ticket and a 5star hotel where we will meet.

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>>35683643
>I'm not fat
>thicc girl
>could kill him if I sat on his face

You're fat you fucking roastie.

>>35685148
I want to believe you femanon. If I post a throwaway will you show me what you look like?

>>35685182
Thicc means no belly lol
>>35685185
You're probably poor

I'm not fat. Hes a skeleton and a lanklet lol

>>35685218
You literally weigh more than me and I'm 5'8. I have a small belly, post a pic of your belly

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>>35685218
Naw bitch, you know the truth about yourself. If you had something to post it would be up, but you know you won't get confidence from this group. SO instead you attention whore because men still pay attention to you when they don't see those jelly rolls.
>kys
>sage

>>35685218
we're going to need butt and belly pics to determine if you are fat or not

>>35683457
S(h)it on my face

>>35685218
Why you ignoring me, fembot? I just want to see if you're legit.

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>>35683643
Post pic or we'll have to assume land whale.

>>35685218
Actually I'm far from poor. On the contrary, I have a 6 figures job. I'm sure I could afford enough to convince you to sit your big ass on my face.

>>35685454
This is a troll thread. We are being trolled.

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>>35685454
Then don't be a cuck and go MGTOW you weeb, why do you shit lovers just fawn over the lowest quality whores on the market?

>>35685218
>skeleton and lanklet
Why do you have a crush on him? Does he have a nice face?

>>35683643
>I'm thicc
>I'm not fat
fatso detected

>>35685479
I don't understand what your point is, but you sure sound angry.

>>35683457
"Thicc" aka the next episode of "my 600lbs life".

>>35685196
just stop it, pajeet

>>35685559
I poo in loo. Also, I don't see you doing anything to help.

>>35683457
Am a skeleton. Am into thicc girls and face sitting.

Gonna drop a throwaway e-mail incase we live near each other or if you want to talk: [email protected]

>>35685034
5'5 and154 is not fat, not her btw but I'm pushing 200 at 5'7 and still only chubby w/ a flat stomach. her weight could be all in her tits and ass.

>>35684041
I'm a two hours drive from brisbane

Is op still here? I have questions

>>35685621
There is no way that's true. Post pics or a throwaway to show me

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>>35685683
>inb4 no tits
yeah I know

>inb4 clothes too baggy
I don't want to get out of my pajamas yet.

>>35685542
>Muh curves
>Wears a corset
>>35685621
Sure, buddy, sure

>>35685760
>>35685683
fucking forgot to remove the white around it.

>>35685760
You're just lucky you seem to carry it well. But if you aren't naked or close to it we can't tell shit.

>>35685816
I have really bad body acne so if I weighed 8lbs I would still be a fucking scab naked.
if you're asking if I have rolls, no.
do I have the body to become a reverse-trap?

stop responding to this fucking stupid whore's thread
i hate you ALL, i'm sick off all of these threads
Why do you do this?????????????????
fat bitch, loose weight and get out

>>35685844
I don't care about acne. I gotta see more to actually give an opinion. Do you have a throwaway or something?

>>35685953
no, stop trying to get nudes. i'm not a whore. i'm barely a """wombyn"""

>>35685993
Very rude, I like big thicc grills

HEY SLUT

FUCK OFF AND KILL YOURSELF

WORTHLESS FAT TRASHBAG

DIE PAINFULL TODAY

F U C K O F F

>>35683932
>34F
might be thicc lads

34 is the absolute limit for band size. anything above is usually a fatso cow

cup size is decent. not tittymonster status, but ill take it

>>35685760
Sorry, but you're just fat. Go to the gym.

>>35686012
>"very rude"
>not showing a stranger my naked body
>"rude"

sure buddy

>>35685760
this is a guy.

blox

REPORTED. I hope you get banned

>>35686035
Hahaha, virgin.

You're a total loser

>>35686069
I do go to the gym.

>somebody notices I'm mentally ill
>"ew get help"
>somebody notices I'm fat
"ew go to the gym"
>somebody notices i'm poor
>"ew get a job"

are you retarded? do you think I just sit around waiting for my life to improve without doing anything toward improving it? "go to the gym" is fucking mong advice, like no shit.

>>35686072
he's right, it's rude to not get naked for men.

>>35685512
Yes, he's cute with a nice beard.

Anyway that girl that posted a pic isn't me lol she just looks chubby not thicc.
I'm OP. I hate thread hijacking.

>>35686081
just butch and lucky to have a matching body.

>>35686127
sorry master let me remove my stockings.

>>35686152
hey OP I am getting insulted for trying to prove you're not fat, I am not trying to hijack your thread have a good day.

>>35686152
I agree, but I want to see you. Email me femanon, [email protected]

>>35684720
>>35684629
This to be quite clear
Senpai