> Fucking some girl i met on tinder
> Mom's still home but my house is big enough so she wouldn't notice
> Cum and ditch the condom into the toilet
> Condom is stuck in the toilet
> After wrapping the condom in toilet paper it flushes
> 20 mins later mom goes to that toilet and gets clogged up
> Mom finds an used condom in the toilet
> Now she can't look me in the eye anymore, should i leave the house?
No, you should leave r9k.
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
Just tell her you had a 'royal wank'
>>35683147
Sure thanks, i'll talk with her
>>35683108
1) This is bait
2) You're a fucking normfag braggart who doesn't belong here
3) You're so retarded that you tried to flush a condom down the TOILET than throw it in the trash like a good normal person
4) RREEEEEEE GTFO FAILED NORMIE REEEEEEEE
5) sage
6) /thread
>>35683108
This is bait, you are on r9k and claiming to get laid. If a robot got laid on this board, you would hang that condom on your fucking wall and your parents would be proud