ITT: who was the most overdeveloped tits/ass you ever knew anons?

>>35681932
>Eleanor

My goodness, that bubble butt was out of this world. Like holyshit tier type of ass
Thanks for giving me a memory boner anon

Not sure what she's doing now, but we dated as kids

>tfw I fucked the 14 year old town titty cow
>while I was 14 myself

>>35682683
Please leave
Why do chads love torturing us khvs

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>Jessie
>The qt teeny emo girl whos tits were waaay out of proportion to the rest of her body
>By 18 ahe was a 36M but thing was she was pretty slim too.
>In that time she went from shy qt emo girl who liked manga to a uber roastie bleach blonde fuckwit.
>Luckily in university she went back to the emo phase when she found the local rockers bars and heavy metal socieities at uni
>Tfw i still see her and her mega milkbags regular at the heavy metal society meetings

>sarah
>Overdeveloped to fuck, no idea of her tit size but it must be over a g cup
>Sadly she developed multipul personality disorder after getting married and lives most of the time as someome else

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>>35681932
Cristina
Queen Stacy in middle School
My God she was gorgeous
She was every stereotype of queen bee in school
>Overdeveloped
>popular
>Smart
>President of student body
>Queen at the dance
>Cheerleader
>Even coached the team one year after she left for highschool
>Rich
She was ahead of me 1 year, saw her once after I went to highschool because her younger sister was attending my school.
I got expelled a little after that and went to a small private school, never saw her since.
Forgot her last name so I could never find her on social media.
>Tfw she's approaching 30 and is probably happily married, with kids, probably a good career and a perfect Chad spouse.
After 15 years, I don't want to find her anymore.

>natalie
>Huge ass blomde chick
>Her ass was so big that if she swang her hips she would fall off balance
>She was only a size 10 but with a natural mega booty

No idea what happened to hee

bumping
this thread gave me an erection

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Faye
Met her in the myspace days. Went to her 18th birthday party which was a disaster because hardly anyone turned up but those tits in a zebra styled dress were crazy. Never saved them before she lost them all on her facebook.

Saw her again on a night out quite drunk then was lucky enough to go back to hers. Couldn't get erect in the night but fucked her in the morning and those tits were out of this world.

Now she's got a boyfriend

>>35681932
she had vaginismus. she let her ex fuck her and her future husband after me obviously, but never let me. It was to worst. She wouldn't give head or do anal. only hand jobs. her tits were exactly like OP image but were always sore so I only titfucked once and it hurt her. I broke up with her because I wanted to lose my virginity, but I missed her bad. She got somewhat fat now and those tits are sagging. She has two boys. She almost named one after me I learned. I was touched that she still thinks of me.

>>35683473
Go fuck urself faggot

Gf in highschool was a 36H cup on a tiny frame. The sex was shit tier though

Nicki

She had G tits, she was literally 5'0 or maybe even shorter, so short

Nice ass but not perfect but her tits were the most perfect I've ever seen and will probably ever see

She got them reduced to DD or D and got married and we don't talk anymore

I sperged out on her and drove her away :'(

>amy
>giga tits beyond belief
>last i heard she has O cups
>not hear anything for years

How should I know? You have to have a facebook profile to stalk other people on facebook. If you have an actual facebook then you most likely certainly are not a robot.

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Emily was pretty stacked

>>35681932
There was a girl in my elementary school class that developed way faster than the others and she had a hard time because of it, boys peeping, making crude jokes etc. Last I heard of her, she got fat, got a stupid haircut, dyed her hair in a warning color and went for some art major. Her bust is still standing out but not as much as it did in elementary school compared to girls her age.

There was also a girl in my elementary school that was super tall (in addition to her hitting puberty), I guess it counts too. No idea what happened to her.

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>she had tits like this
>they were huge
>went to uni and became a coke addict

fucking feels bad amn

>trashy white girl
>slightly chubby with MONSTER tits
>Went to the military, got married, had children

>Black girl with huge ass compared to the rest of her bodu
>Really good student, nice to everyone, good person, religious
>Went to Cornell
>Fucking collapsed and died for no reason :(

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>hollie
>ad literal udders
>was mega into lactation and being milked
>used to induce lactation

literally vanished after first year of uni.

>Katie
>Enormous breasts
>Used to sit next to her in class
>Occasionally her foot would touch my leg, I'd let it happen
>We'd talk back and fourth online helping review and grade each other's essays
>She came to my room once to print something and got a nosebleed
>I once tried to ask her out once but it didn't work
>Lost contact with her after that year, although I heard through the grapevine she got a reduction

I still think of her sometimes.

>Sophie
>monumental udders
>fuckinghellmuhdick tier tits
>got to uni and was a lactator
>was a qt shy emo type but she was a mega slut
>fucked her a few times
>sadly lost contact with her

How to sex a gril without having any friends, /r9k/

>>35685799
Getting laid isnt hard its getting laid with a girl you actually want to fuck that is harder and then made easier by being chad/rich/powerful in some way at work or in other areas

And familiarity builds attraction (so long as you dont friednzone yourself) so being around a girl turns her on

>>35685877
You're right about it being harder to get laid by a girl you actually want to fuck. My standards are too fucking high, I've had several instances where I could've got laid but rejected the girl because she wasn't perfect.

Took the last out for lunch recently because I felt pretty bad for rejecting her sex on homecoming night.

I just need to know. if I'm in a public place like a mall or something, how would I do it? I'm a bit of a sperg and hate most regular conversation topics

>>35685965
do what in a public place? get laid?

The only sure way to get laid is to bring them to your place, then enter your bedroom. A girl in your bedroom is pretty much going to fuck you so long as you're not retarded/friendzoning yourself.

>>35686037
Not get laid in a public place, but get a girl to get laid with in a public place.

Rest assured, there will be no friendzoning. If anything my insane desire for sex will probably scare them off. Philosophy and sex are the only things that truly interest me, really.

Also, I give good massages if that helps at all

>>35686090
Picking up in public is possible but with the internet why bother if you dont fele comfortable? Okcupid, tinder, whatever other things exist

I've only picked up like <5% in real life. Our generation is comfortable meeting online then meeting irl.

>>35686130
Good point, I might just make one right now but previously I thought I would be scrutinized for doing something like that, as if everyone's standards of me held me higher.

I've got 3 months to fuck as many bitches as I can and I've got no phone. What's the quickest way?

>>35686199
youre gonna need a fone... how the fuck are you gonna txt/call to setup where to meet and stuff?

>>35686256
My point exactly. My computer is currently the only way of communication and I'm not gonna rely on my friends to relay texts from other people.

I've been thinking that people have lived without phones before, so why can't we do it now?

>>35686310
because that was forever ago and phones are normalized now. i think youre fucked dude, girls want to have your number.

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>>35681932
I never knew any; I'd just see the same few on my way between classes.

Tittyfucking has become my obsession in porn, so I regret being an introverted manlet--and I especially regret letting myself be one in high school, where there were many flavors of huge tits.

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>>35685004
I think we both know what happened...

>>35684756
Hahahaha what a dumb NPC

>Sarah
>Freshman when I was a senior
>was homeschooed until high school if I remember correctly
>dressed conservative as fuck
>overprotective father
>HUGE titties, like god damn

>>35681932
There was this one girl at my high school whose ass and thighs were unnaturally thick. She was so big down there it fucked with her movement, her gait had this weird sort of waddle to it. Graduated with the rest of us so she's probably at some university getting that huge ass fucked by chads. There's a girl at my uni that reminds me of her a lot, similar proportions going on

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>>35687379
are you using internet explorer

why are you using internet explorer

>in high school
>doing presentations for social studies
>groups of 3, each group has to present their report in front of the class
>everyone was expected to dress some-what nice
>massive cowtit girl's turn to present with her group
>she was about 16-17 at the time I think, and was at least a G cup
>wearing this tight button-down dress shirt that was obviously too small for her
>group is about to start the presentation
>one of her group members drops their poster board
>tittymonster reaches down to pick it up
>all eyes on her
>suddenly her cleavage explodes out of her shirt
>a couple buttons fly off, revealing the deepest cleavage I've ever seen IRL
>entire class starts laughing at her
>she panics, covers herself with the poster board
>runs out of class while holding the board to her chest
>goes home, and doesn't come back to school for the rest of the week

>fast forward a few years after graduation
>see her again working at local clothing store
>her tits are even more enormous now
>buy a pair of shoes
>don't think she recognized me, but I will never forget those overdeveloped melons
>didn't really say anything

>Andrea
>huge tits, DDD on a small frame
>gf at the moment
>first gf ever in fact
>she lives 6 hours away
>visit her regularly to fuck

feels good man