>want to know peoples reaction to my suicide >will not

>>35681310
Why care about that kind of thing at all though?

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>>35681310
Fake it first then stalk your funeral, then do it for real

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>fake your death
>go to funeral in disguise
>note who didn't show up and haunt them

>>35681310
>want to know what happens to the universe after the heat death
>will not know because humanity will be extinct and ill be dead

wtf guys

>>35681330
just curious, that's all

>>35681445
fake you suicide

write a letter telling that you have already killed yourself

and watch their reaction

>>35681468
>whats this in the mail?
>oh its another letter from anon saying he's really gonna do it this time
>what times dinner?

>>35681310
I feel like killing myself everyday and the only thing that stops me is knowing the heartbreak from my mum, my brother and my 1 and only friend.

My friend is already suicidal and i'm pretty sure i'm his only friend too or at least one of his closest friends so we pretty much understand each other and go through life with the same or similar pain,
And I love my mum & brother so much that I don't want to leave them, they mean so much to me

>>35681310
I hate to break it to you dude but no one here actually wants to kill themselves

>>35682253
wrong
origin

>>35681666
This is a really good post. Made me laugh.

>>35681310
>want to see the funeral director and shovelors faces as they see not a single human being show up

>>35681310
Just make people think you're dead, stop having contact with everyone.
If you are satisfied with the results kys

>>35681348
Jynx? Is that you man?

>>35681348
One could fake if in the internet too, streaming their suicide and then watch what will happen. If you only want some attention that's recommendable choice, rather than killing yourself for real.

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>>35682253
>leans into microphone

>>35681310
fake your suicide, throw a dummy off a bridge