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If you guys are so lonely why don't you just find yourself an Orc bf?
>easily impressed open to new relationships
>doesn't care about aesthetics and looks like humans do
>fiercely loyal and loving
>very protective, wouldn't be caught dead not providing for his partner
>not the brightest but his short comings are endearing and he learns from his mistakes
>very good with nature, has a great sense of direction
>naturally akin to magic
>will secretly fall in love with you like a puppy dose with his master, bit will act all tough and tsundere about it
>always DTF
>will hold you close to his body you keep you warm throughout the winter nights
>will teach you how to stand up for yourself and be a man
Why are you all not out chasing down that dream Orc?
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You've really thought about this a lot, haven't you OP?
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>>35679658
Solid post friend! Keep it up :)
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who is his barber
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>>35679658
Because I'm chasing down my dream elf
>tall, handsome, graceful
>knows a lot about magic and very wise
>experienced
>faithful for an eternity
>will always try to boast about their achievements so that you notice them
>cute af when they're mad
>long beautiful hair
>patience and peaceful
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>>35679658
Th-That sounds kind of nice, actually...maybe I should play Elder Scrolls again and find one
>will teach you how to stand up for yourself and be a man
That's really sweet. How would he do that?
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>>35679658
>implying an orc wouldn't just kill you and rape the females
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i don't want an orc bf because i want him to talk dirty to me and i don't speak grunt.
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>orc
>elf
You're saying words but all I hear is traitor.
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>>35680267
It just kinda happens over time. The more you see him handle confrontation and difficult situations with courage and strength, the more it rubs off onto you type thing.
Not to mention the plethora of manly stuff he'll teach you.
>wilderness survival
>how to chop lumber
>metal crafting
>DIY hunting and cooking
>how to create and maintain a wepon (for self defense and showing off your craftsmanship)
>proper exercise and how to gain muscle (but he loves you just the way you are now)
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>>35680128
While I get the appeal of a qt elf man, I personally want a bf where I don't need to play a game of mental 4d chess just to figure out how their feeling today.
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