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>6 months divorced
>come home from work to empty house again
>take afternoon nap
>wake up, grab water, take evening nap
>wake up again at 10pm
>go to fridge to make food
>only have bread and Peanut Butter in cupboard
>open fridge
>no strawberry jelly
>can't use grape jelly because she'll nag me
>don't mind because it's kind of cute
>realize I haven't used this jelly in 8 months
>...
>realize if you don't use the grape jelly, it's like she never left
Do I use the jelly anons... Or do I let it sit in my fridge as a small memento of once was, leaving it untouched and full of hope like the marriage that still exists in my memory?
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you fucking bitch, punch yourself over and over until u die
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>>35678511
That's really cute. You could probably use it as a starting culture to make even more jelly and make a hobby of it. Sounds like you'd really benefit from getting into cooking since your fridge is so barren, maybe try /ck/. Also, you could probably post it to her as a little token as another option.
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Houdini died of aids
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your new life starts now, OP. Go for the jelly.
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>>35678511
ya rub that jelly on your cock, imagining Gerone's dick in your wife's ass-feels better for him that the jelly inside your ol hand
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Why did you divorce, op?
Here, have some nujabes for those feels you got.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrO9PTpuSSs&t=815s
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>>35679669
isn't it obvious? they had a big argument over whether op should kill himself by punching himself over and over, but here we are, OP is loose and he made this thread
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>Divorced
>Still has the house
Fake
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