>dad is going to Thailand for """"business""""

>>35678249
100%. Even official business trips are filled to the brim with food, booze, and whores.

You're just envious.

He is a globetrotting FUCKER alpha and you get all sweaty and stink up your room with the stench of semen as you jerk it to 2D catgirls petting each other and purring.

http://efukt.com/21671_When_in_Thailand.html

This is his future

>>35678272
shit

>>35678297
lmao

>>35678282
m-maybe

My dad was pretty alpha back when he was young, but marriage changed him.

>>35678249
Seize the opportunity.
>Ask to go with him.
>Or blackmail him into taking you.
>Get your shaboobie sucked by a tranny.
>Win at life

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>>35678249
You should go with your father and bond over a ladyboi's fuckhole

this comment wasn't original wtf?