Does anyone want a black chaperone? I could come to stores with

>>35675858
I do but I'm black as well.
I'd pay too if u drive me around

>>35675921
Im a virgin that can't drive.
But I don't talk enough for people to know

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>tfw he apparently still listens to MF DOOM after I shared Madvillainy with him all these years ago

I wonder if he remembers me sometimes

>2010
>driving outside San Diego
>negotiating a congested left turn
>end up stopped with my trailer at a 45 degree angle waiting on the next light
>mexican backs his car in front of my trailer axle hoping for insurance shekels
>alert my 5'6" 240lb ex bodybuilder black chaperone
>he sticks his head out the driver's window and grunts in frustration
>mexican turns around 360 degrees and drives away
>didn't even have to use my white privilege
I endorse this product. It pays for itself.

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>>35676073
>5'6" 240lb ex bodybuilder

>>35676168
That's what happens when you throw 40lbs of fat on a 200lb frame. He carried it pretty well.

>>35676353
I can't compete.
Im not a STR build.

My stats are low, but I have an innate ability to temporarily make observers believe my CHA and INT are high as long as I say very little.

Its a recovery move.

>>35676491
Gotta work with the base stats you rolled, m8y.

>>35677117
I struggle to know what the are honestly