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AIl right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny - but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, come here are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still getting in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
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WATCH ME MAYMAY MOMMY
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To old skool 4 me
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>>35674835
your rhymes are shit
no they really are shit
op is a faggot with bitch titty tit tits
he eats long johns before sucking on dongs
and eats his boyfriend's ass out while his mommy rips from his bong
she watchin, cuz she's a crazy bitch but so's her bumpkin
bumped on his head when he was 2 weeks old, and now he's got the brains of a jizz covered toad
ya, don't be envious faggot
https://youtu.be/tKKxPtP6XjQ
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Ahhh yeah. That bass groove right there!
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DO THE HUMPTY HUMP
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