Big dick anons, what's preventing you from going out there

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Dude, I'm a KHHV NEET autist schizo socially awkward brony.

Girls don't get near my dick

>>35671899
Because most women are not worth fucking. What am I going to be left with after the sex, a hollow bitch with no intelligence, lul no.

6 inch cock is attached to an ugly ass face.

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>>35671899
im ugly and socially autistic.

Friendly reminder that if you have a big dick you don't belong here

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>>35671899
solid 7. There's a difference between your junk and your alignment with the status quo. Being awkward attributes more than something most people don't see without already making that relationship.

>balding

I'd rather not

>>35672316
>6 inch cock
Get the fuck outta here you normy-dicked bitch

>>35672316
>6 inches
>big

audible kek

>>35672378
This is exactly it. If people could see your dick size at all times there would be a lot more ugly motherfuckers walking around with females

Never stopped me. Only 10% of women I've fucked can enjoy it, though, due to the incredible discomfort and burning of being ripped open regardless of excessive foreplay and lubrication. Wish I would have stayed a virgin so I wouldn't know what I'm missing.

>>35672378
If you're awkward but have a big dick you'll still manage to maintain a relationship if not for the sex only.
>he's a little shy but he's so cute!
vs. having a small dick
>yeah, he was a creep, and his dick was small too

>>35671899
I can't inform women of my penis size without being creepy because of my autism

>>35671899
7 inches, good looking maybe 7/10
intense fear of interaction, twitching, aspie traits
i just want to meet a quiet girl who doesn't care that i'm a fucked up retard

>>35672445
Unless your dick is like 4 inches across using real lube will solve your problem. Either that or stop fucking 4 year olds.

>>35672470
You literally don't have to.

Just go on some dating app and have a picture of your bulge through some sweats or something.

>>35672445
>caring about the woman's enjoyment

>In uni
>6'1" tall, 7" penis
>no friends, don't talk to anyone
If this board is correct, I shouldn't be a kissless virgin right...

>>35672499
My dick is like a MORTADELLA!!!! It's as big around as an elephant turd and it stretches the entire length of my hamster! Slap slap, motherfucker, daddy's coming for you!!! Daddy's coming!! DADDYS COMING!!!

>>35672499
Been through about $500 in lube in the last 10 years. Analgesics help, but they still regret it in the morning and break off contact.

>>35672504
I'm scared of using dating apps because
I'm short

>>35672651
yeah but you have a big dick

fuck off

>>35671899
>rejected because its too big

>>35672661
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i'm fucking 5'3" no one cares that my dick is 7"

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>>35671899

I just don't want to deal with the drama of it, and I know that that's some stupid bullshit that
emo faggots say for attention but I just don't want to have to deal with the shitty people out
there or have to worry about being accused of rape (I live in a rich town and have a friend who
this has happened to)

>1 shot at life
>fat 6 feet tall with a ~5 inch dick
what's the point in even losing weight when the dick is still small anyway

>>35672445
>Tripfag Chad posts in a thread clearly aimed at virgins

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>7.5"x5.5", nearly 8" if i do the bonepress meme
>24 year old KHV
I have zero social skills and am basically an autist in social situations also generally not very attractive. Also have zero friends. Used to be obese but i guess i can't use that excuse after losing 120lbs.

>>35672782
This, 6'2" and five inches after pishing the fat down.

>>35672797
>implying virgins don't need to hear both sides of big dick struggles
>implying I'm a chad

>>35672853
Sounds like you've gotten laid pretty damn often

>>35672879
There's a difference between fucking a girl every other year and being a chad. 1-2 orders of magnitude.

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>>35672853
>Implying you don't smoke pot and jack off thinking about your sister's panty smell
>Implying you're not otherwise a raging homo
>Implying you're not insecure as fuck

>>35671899
>6'3
>7' dick
>good at talking/conversation, not a complete autist

Still a virgin though because I'm slightly overweight and romantically retarded because I was homeschooled and now I get extreme fucking anxiety whenever I even think about asking a girl out

I'd have to 100% know a girl liked me and probably not hate myself before I asked her out

>>35672949
Why are you so assranched at this hour?

>>35673028
My cock is fucking HUGE!!!!! It's like the goddam muffler on a car. I got to pay for an extra seat on the airplane. I'm fucking assblasted 24x7 motherfucker I'm salty as hell

>>35673067
>24x7
Impressive pencil dick Anon.

>>35673095
When I'm on the train standing up I snake it out the leg of my shorts and go up girls assess, in the pussy, they're all what the fuck!!!! But then they see how big it is and they're usually okay with it. I've also been getting on a lot better with people, I don't have to carry a razorblade to cut open the yoga pants anymore, they have been starting to take them off by themselves.

>>35671899
I want a girl who's not shallow. You can probably see why I might be waiting for all eternity.

What good is a big dick if you neve get to the point of whipping it out

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>>35672378
Wait is 7" considered large? Mine is 17 cm and I just found out that's 6,9 inch.

I may have a large penis but my body and face are so disgusting no one will ever go near my dick

>>35672300
empty balls and a feeling of superiority

no girls even see my dick so it doesnt matter

stupid question

>>35674588
Average according to studies is between 5.2" and 6.5", apparently?

>>35671899
Everyone assumes my dick is small cause I'm only 6'4". also I'm ugly and have been labeled as a rapist for something that happened back in 7th grade.

I wish I had a big dick. I'd try to show it off all the time. I'd shove my bulge in all the chicks faces.

I have a 4 inch dicklet and I sometimes wrap a rubber band around my balls and dick making it stick out a bit but it's barely even noticeable. If I had a big dick I'd be freeballing and letting that motherfucker swing everywhere.

>>35672812
How fat where you?

When you lost those 120lbs did you see your dick get "bigger"? I'm currently 200lbs overweight (390) and have a 5 inch dick if I press down a little. Should I expect any length or girth? I'm pretty much 4x4 right now.

>>35672644
Sup /o/.

How big we talkin here truckerfag?

>>35675756
7" long and 6.5" around, but it's almost twice as wide as it is tall. Hair grows 4" up the shaft because I'm cut, but restoring my foreskin helped cut down on the rate of vaginal tearing.
>tfw platypus dick

>>35675874
Do you have a pic? no homo

Sounds like you have a pringles can.

8.6inch (22cm) here, which is big, but not monster. apparently cunts expect fake-dick porn hoses, otherwise you're not "bragging material". Bragging rights (and hideous loose cougar vaginas) are the only reason why are cunts interested in this, in reality it's painful.

t. slut sister haver, asked her about this

>>35676011
It's no show stopper, but I've had a few girls scream when they saw it. I only post it on /soc/.
>tfw never got to bang 6'2" redheaded scandanavian qt because she was scared of it
>she married a 300lb french guy with a genital wart infested 4" chode

>>35671899
Most girls only want you to hit on them because it makes them look good, and it's funny to reject you like if you get a group of girls they'll either want to pre-emptively reject you to look good to their friends or have a round of laughs all trying to diss on you. Women get hit on non-stop they think about how they'd reject one guy and wait around till they get an opportunity to try it out on another guy. Strangers/normies generally are not your friend, they're not waiting around to make a new friend or find some guy to date. They hate everybody and have a bunch of friendly chumps trying to win them over no matter how shit of a person they are and you usually don't know how shit they are until you fall into the trap of being a dumb sugar daddy paying to take them out and entertain/feed them, they're going to have a line of other chumps to do the same thing. You're competing to pathetically give away your hard earned time and money to entertain a most likely superficial condescending person that thinks your a chump for doing it like everybody else.

>>35675718
I was 280lbs at my heaviest. Yeah my dick grew a lot, base girth i went from 5.5" to 6", mid girth is still 5.5". My length went from more or less 6" non bonepressed to over 7" non bonepressed. Bonepressed i went from 7" to nearly 8". I wasn't really small to begin with but i do think the better blood flow and just overall being healthier gives you better erections along with not having a huge fatpad.

Tbh it was part of a big reason i lost weight. Along with health and just being tired of being a fat fuck.

>tfw fat dicklet
can't even fucking try to lose weight because my dick pokes out somewhat noticeably instead of drooping downwards like a regular big dick

fucking end me

>>35674588
yeah that's fucking big you moron

I'd give a fucking arm to have a dick like that

>>35671899
People on this board ACTUALLY want excessively big dicks...
>muh 9x6
no
>muh nightmare*
the toilet paper test is like the max before their is more pain than pleasure. Unless you're with some maso bitch

>>35678054
Femanon confirmed. Thankfully I've had better luck with girls that popped out a few kids, so eventually it gets better.