>haven't showered in over a week >gf told me i left

>>35670220
She likes the way you smell naturally, you're meant for each other. Now leave this board, we don't like your kind around here.

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tfw no gf to be stinky with

>Tfw gf sniffs my armpits bc it smells good to her

>tfw she likes it when I kiss her on the armpit

grills are fuggin weird

>haven't showered in over a week
>still able to sleep in somebody's else's bed without them demanding you take a shower

Holy fuck. Do you sweat at all?

>shower every day like a good boy
>use a cleanser
>clay mask once per week
>no gf

>>35670506

>clay mask

Just lube you ass already you faggot.

>>35670220
For fuck's sake, shower!
At least only once every two days, but shower yourself, otherwise you'll get the shrooms under your balls and between your toes.
And it's very bad...

>>35670577
It gives me good skin and relaxes me when I need to chill out.

>gf says she doesn't notice my smell anymore since I started hormone therapy
>when my gf doesnt shower she smells bad now instead of good
>used to be when I went into male roommates room didnt smell like anything
>now it smells like cum like he faps constantly or something
>this smell is oddly comforting instead of repulsive
is human pheramones a thing

>>35670220
>>gf told me
get out

>>35670584
Holy shit that is hot as fuck.
Being taken over by a parasitic fungus, what more could a man want?

>>35670220
>rip loud farts while in bed with girls
>hold up armpits and put them in her face while in bed with her
>tell her i havent showered and she says i know you never shower

kek

>>35670619
what is a clay mask?

>>35670502
I actually don't sweat that much since I'm not very physically active, plus it's cold here
I had also been wearing the same undershirt for a week though

>>35670879
Are you sure? Because it hurts like crazy, itches every time, so you can't even sleep properly and takes MONTHS of treatment to get rid of.
I knew someone who had a fungi on one of his hands. he was on medication for 2 years, and still was pretty bad. Don't fall for stupid memes and take care of your body, if only a little.