THE CHADS ARE CROSSING THE BRIDGE *radio makes static noise*

>>35670107
Fuck off, retard and take your le funny maymays with you.

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we ar takng heavee damag fwum chad sknipers
pweez sen helb

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>>35670107
Yes...yes, you roaches are playing into the palm of my hand. The chad squad you see are not chads but robots, yes.. you're firing at your teammates!! haha you're all like puppets from a string, keep firing at those "chads" and "normies" will you

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>>35670190
Hold on, we've got some mortars, tell me some coordinates and we'll send some shells down their asses

>>35670258
Thats just propaganda boys, dont listen to him!

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IT'S OVER BETAS. WE HAVE SURROUNDED YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE. *shots are heard in background*

>>35670107

>Chads are using girls you've had a crush on over the years as human shields
>If you lay down your arms they'll let you hold hands with one of them for three seconds
>Your only chance to finally get to touch a woman

How will the forces of the beta uprising respond?

How

>>35670610
I'll use one of those handshake buzzers. What now, Chad?

>>35670646

>Chads retreat to their bunker
>They set up a livestream where the robots can watch the women of their dreams choke on meaty thundercocks 24/7
>While this is going on they talk about everything they've achieved in life and compares it to sad greentext stories
>If only you fags learned how to be yourself

How will this affect the morale of the robot troops?

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>>35670107
ROGER ROGER 51st INFANTRY, I'M SENDING AIR SUPPORT TO YOUR LOCATION RIGHT NOW.
CLEAR THE BRIDGE OF ANY FRIENDLIES, WE'RE BOMBING THAT SHIT TO OBLIVION, DO YOU COPY?

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>>35670875
>COL. HERBERT FEEL OF THE 51ST HERE, THE BRIDGE IS CLEAR, LIGHT EM UP, OVER

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>>35670190
reqwesin fir supert et owr lucation !!!!

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>>35671303
Wat is ur locaton?

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>>35671419
twu cliks norf of southest skwad...

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>>35671467
ok. U dint have to yel. We r send help help for yu. Hang in ther

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>>35670875
SORRY SIR WE'RE PINNED DOWN, THERE'S NOWHERE FOR US TO GO! DROP IT ON US, WE'RE ABOUT TO BE OVERRUN

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>>35671503
wrar...wrar nevr chenges...

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>>35671505
>SGT PEPPERY PEPE HERE OF THE 32ND SCOUT DIV. JUMP INTO THE WATER YOU FOOL, IT'S JUST DEEP ENOGH

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>>35671590
BUT SIR, IF I STAND UP I WILL BE SHOT AND THEN I WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT TO THE WATER

THEY DESTROYED ANY COVER NEAR THE EDGES

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>>35671646
>DO IT, WE OF THE 32ND HAVE YOU COVERED, THAT'S MY PROMISE TO YOU

DO IT OR ELSE YOU'LL BE DEAD ANYWAY

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FUCKING KILL THEM ALL

ITS ORIGINAL

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>>35671700
WE CANNOT JUMP OFF THE BRIDGE. EVERY SINGLE MAN LEFT IS IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT WITH ENEMY TROOPS. WE WILL BE OVERRUN SHORTLY. DROP EVERYTHING YOU HAVE ON US

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>>35670789
>if only you fags could learn to be yourself
MY FUCKING SIDES

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>>35671780
>GOD DAMN IT IT'S A MASSACRE OVER THERE, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR FUCKS SAKE

WE CAN PICK OFF A FEW BUT THAT'S THE ONLY THING I CAN DO.

*rambling in the background*

HOLY SHIT THERE IS......

RELIEF IS COMING
THE BLOODY FUCKING BRITS ARE HERE

GET THEM OFF THE BRIDGE

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Air support commin' in!

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1488th Regiment, Beta Group C reporting live.

Finished one wave, need an pissjug mk3 airstrike NOW.
>BOOM
>NO LIEUTENANT DAN WOJAK GET A MEDIC TO PICK UP HIS LEGS
>NOW
The normies are at our door.
Godspeed comrades.

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>>35671921
>on that day, the brits were coming to be the saviors
>little did they know that those men on the bridge were dead by the time they could do anything to be of assistance
>those men died fighting valiantly in the battle known as "little thermopylae"

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bring dem tu mi

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>THE CHADS HAVE CROSSED THE BRIDGE AND ALL PINOCHET DID WAS DROPPING INNOCENT SOLDIERS OUT OF HELICOPTERS

>I SPECIFICALLY TOLD HIM COMMIES ONLY BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN

>ALL IS LOST#####static#######

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Our plan to distract the normies with beer and footballs has succeeded! We're driving them out of their positions on the west flank!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ONLY TRIPS CAN SUMMON MY AID

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>>35670107
DUN WURRY I BOK PAT FOR U

>**BOKS PAT**

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>>35672325
>ROLLING FOR SUPPORT 2 CLICKS NEAR THE BRIDGE

WE'RE OVERRUN

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>>35672350
Apu watch out, there's a normie behind you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n_ugxZwZB8

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>>35672399
dis is hed qarter, sendin suport, over !!

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>>35672399

Those digits are good for a little support

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>>35672449
>>35672455
SHADILAY THE FRONT IS SLOWLY STABILIZING

>>35671894

>Chads keep pounding that cute nerdy girl you remember from school
>Right after slurping up another cock she thanks the heroic chads for standing up against the beta uprising
>Then she goes back to rewarding the strong alpha males with anything that can be penetrated on her body
>The bunker livestream is gaining more views
>Crying in rage the robot army uploads smug anime girls in a weak attempt to appear unphased

The morale of the troops are low, what could improve the situation?