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>be me, fat pig
>after a long day playing vidyas and eating oily juicy tendies that my loving American mother made specifically for his big boy (me)
>mommy comes to my dungeon cave, face with disgust from the odour that my lovely fatty body is expelling and my room in general
>putrefied spaghetti with marinara sauce and other normie food
>mommy knows big boy doesn't like normie food
>I hiss and screech from the bottom of my covered in cholesterol guts when mommy turn on the light in my dank man cave
>"anon go shower now, so lazy and fat you can't even shower"
>big greasy boy don't want to m'lady, I say
>"anon for fuck sake, not again!"
>I took pity on you this time, I'll go shower now, my majesty, I pridefully exclaimed bowing myself and tipping my fedora
>sudden and brilliant idea, me take the plastic chair in the shower and finish my tendies made from class A materials
>I shower hot
>plastic starts expanding, plastic chair has holes in it
>my big gullaby balls start slipping through these holes
>all the fat from my upper body is helping it go easier
>suddenly everything went quiet, my balls have been captured by a normie factory plastic chair
>this is not over, but firstly I must get out here
>I call mommy again, to help me
>as she sees me she screams out of terror seeing my deformed balls with diabetes, I scream, my sister Stacey screams and takes pics with iphone
>calls 911
>they come and start laughing, in the meantime Stacey is sharing and making it viral on Facebook and Instagram
>I cried myself to sleep
>I want to die
What do now robots? What's standard procedure?
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>>35667407
>plastic starts expanding, plastic chair has holes in it
>my big gullaby balls start slipping through these holes
>all the fat from my upper body is helping it go easier
>suddenly everything went quiet, my balls have been captured by a normie factory plastic chair
>this is not over, but firstly I must get out here
>I call mommy again, to help me
>as she sees me she screams out of terror seeing my deformed balls with diabetes, I scream, my sister Stacey screams and takes pics with iphone
What the fuck am I reading?
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Burn some of your good boy blubber to generate heat to warm up the chair and make it expand again
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>my deformed balls with diabetes
My fucking sides.
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I want to see more of these here
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Big boyeeee
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im gonna need more explaining
what you're saying is
>bring plastic chair into shower
>sit on it
>chair has ventilation holes on it
>shower heat expands the ventilation holes
>your balls get sucked into one of the holes and get stuck
correct?
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>>35668086
Yes you go it...
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>be mommy's bbbb
>That's big beautiful baby boy for you Normies
>pull my healthy 635 lb body up from my big boy crib
>knock over last night's cummy jug
>Whatever, mommy will clean it up later
>as I pull myself up with my Evangelion themed cane, my rolls ripple like the ocean
>I look up at my improvement chart mommy made for me
>gasp.mp3
>I'm low on gbp!
>I waddle to my computer
>I knew this day would come
>I pull out my emergency dry erase marker
>mommy thought she hid them all but her little boy is always 1 step ahead
>my 5'3 model body can't reach the board
>good thing I have my Tall Kid Now!TM step stool just for this
>using all of my strength I pull myself onto the step stool
>it creeks underneath my Chad-like bod, it can't handle my muscles
>quickly I write up 40 gbp before the stool breaks under my weight
>with a crash to the ground and a little splurt of poopies into my pull-ups, I am victorious
>I push the remains of the stool under my crib and pull myself up on my cane
>after a long day of 5 minutes, it's time for tendies
>I bellow for my mommy
>It's Tendie time
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>>35667407
BETA UPRISING ANON
MAKE IT HAPPEN
GRAB THAT PISTOL AND KILL THE NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>boiling chicken so I don't starve
>add pepper for flavor
>sneeze on the chicken
>suddenly feel my undies fill with shit
This is the last time I try cooking for myself.
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>>35669706
Something like that happened to me as well
>I want fried chicken
>set up everything
>nigger dindu storms into the kitchen and rapes me asshole
>my anus gets so dilated, diarrhoea with cum just gushes out of my ass.
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